TOP ELEVEN THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT MY RADIO BUDDY, SCOTT SOLBERG!!!
11. he invented the singing mammogram.
10. he sends all of his faxes collect.
9. he became a millionaire by copyrighting the phrase “refridgerate after opening.”
8. every spring he plants bird seed.
7. he bought a decaffeinated coffee table in barcelona.
6. he’s working here as a condition of his “parole.”
5. he used to wrestle under the name of “the loveable loser.”
4. he’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!!!
3. his mom was right when she said that his face would stick like that.
2. he once held the record for underwater yodeling.
and the number one thing you probably didn’t know about scott solberg….
1. he hasn’t had a real job since 1988!!!!!!!!!
(retaliation is going to suck)
