MY NEW FACEBOOK PHOTO….

here’s my new “facebook” photo…

it’s yours truly and my BEAUTIFUL, TOTALLY HANDSOME, BIG BOYS, TYLER AND MITCHELL…

this was taken last christmas, and this is the kind of humor my boys have…wonder where they got it from…

and here’s a nice one….

as you can probably imagine, JEANNIE keeps us in line…she has “THREE LITTLE BOYS” to take care of at home…poor girl..ha ha

random thoughts for wednesday march 24th, 2010

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1.  in our “today and yesterday” segment, we feature a hollywood legend, the beautiful BETTY WHITE….BETTY is 88 years old and is still going strong…..here’s a picture of BETTY WHITE back in her younger days….

here she is today at 88…..

here’s a couple of really cool pictures….it’s BETTY WHITE and some of the cast members of “THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW”, including ED ASNER, MARY TYLER MOORE, VALERIE HARPER, (who played RHODA), GEORGIA ENGEL, GAVIN MACLEOD, AND CLORIS LEACHMAN…..

2.  YOUR THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: (perfect for right now!!)

“if “con” is the opposite of “pro”, is “congress” the opposite of “progress?”   (yep)

3.  YOUR CLASSIC COMMERCIAL FOR TODAY:

MR. BUBBLE…remember him?  check it out…i used to love taking a bath with MR. BUBBLE…(sounds kinky!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjymtNGUhFA

“MR. YUK IS MEAN…MR. YUK IS GREEN…”  remember that?  take a look….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLsONa3gKIQ

4.  JAY DEAN’S MOST DISAPPOINTING NEWS OF THE DAY:

ROSIE O’DONNELL is planning a return to daytime tv…..well, it’s a good thing that i work and don’t have time to watch her show.  i CANNOT STAND her…….

5.  yesterday i took a couple of friends to “MUGS, THE COFFEE HOUSE” in aberdeen, to have another does of their 1950′s meatloaf sandwich…AWESOME…you really need to check it out….i normally don’t try food that we have a lot at home, but this meatloaf is so so so worth it…(make sure to tell tim pierson that jay dean sent you in)

6.  OKAY, LAST WARNING BEFORE I LOOSE MY MIND…..

THE LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING, FOLKS….man oh man, i was so frustrated the other day.  i was heading back to warner and just out of the city limits of aberdeen, this car pulls in the left lane, and stays there until after the warner corner….yep, over 9 miles….plus i had someone in the right lane that was going about 55-60…thank GOD i’m on blood pressure medicine because i’m sure it was spiking about that time…..by the way, this happened the other day on sixth avenue as well.  and another thing, if you’re going to drive 10-15 mph down a side street in aberdeen, so you can look at houses, and admire blades of grass, do it sometime during the early evening hours….during the rush times of the day, are not the smart times to be doing this…..

7.  holy week is next week…i’ll be up in hecla tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, and sunday…..i’d better line up the POLKA CD’S to crank on the way up and way home….some people think i’m out of my head listening to polka music, but truly, there’s no happier music….HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A SAD POLKA?  i didn’t think so….

8.  NANCY PELOSI turns 70 this friday….well, MOST of her turns 70……..

9.  the president of “vivid entertainment” has offered to pay the “OCTOMOM’S” mortgage and save her from losing her house if she stars in a porn movie that he’s producing….sorry folks….i would rather be homeless than watch that…..

10.  football star REGGIE BUSH and KIM KARDASHIAN have reportedly broken up because he can’t cope with the demands of her career……in fact, he can’t even figure out what the hell her career is……

11.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
    After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”
    The rabbi responded, “Yes, that is still one of our laws.”
    The priest then asked, “Have you ever eaten pork?”
    To which the rabbi replied, “Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”
    The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
    A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, “Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”
    The priest replied, “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”
    The rabbi then asked him, “Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”
    The priest replied, “Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith.”
    The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes.
    Finally, the rabbi said, “Beats the heck out of a ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”

HEY, HAVE A HAPPY WEDNESDAY MY FRIENDS..ENJOY THE NICE WEATHER…

JAY DEAN


 

random thoughts for tuesday march 23rd, 2010

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1.  in our “today and yesterday” segment, we feature “THE GONG SHOW” with CHUCK BARRIS…..this is going to be fun!!! first of all, let’s focus on the star of this crazy show, CHUCK BARRIS….here is CHUCK back on the show…

here is CHUCK BARRIS today, including a cd he has out…you may remember that the movie “CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND” is about CHUCK BARRIS, who says that he used to be a C.I.A. assassin…..wow…

here’s one of the famous former judges on “THE GONG SHOW”…remember JAYE P. MORGAN?  here she is a few years ago, and today….

film critic REX REED was also a staple on the show….here he is yesterday and today…

speaking of “staples” on THE GONG SHOW, there are a couple that come to mind….remember “GENE GENE THE DANCING MACHINE?”  here he is…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACpNVD5GMUw

how about “THE UNKNOWN COMIC?”  here he is on the show…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj3Q9l9Ivng

this is a little long, but it’s pretty cool…it’s called “THE BEST OF CHUCK BARRIS”….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NgAP7FOqQQ

2.  YOUR THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

“on noah’s ark, why didn’t noah just swat both of the mosquitos?  and did noah have two woodpeckers on the ark?  if so, where did he keep them?”

3.  YOUR CLASSIC COMMERCIAL FOR TODAY:

remember CALGON’S “ancient chinese secret?”  here it is…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yW6vObBOVE

I USED TO LOVE THIS ONE…remember “how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?”  check it out…you will remember….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwh0S1K5hx0

4.  i had some fun last night with one of the employees of carmike, who i simply adore…but she’s a little big gullible..okay, maybe a lot…ha ha…anyway, she spent like a LOT OF MONEY on a dog the other day, and she had pictures of it, and IT LOOKED LIKE A FOX…so, i kept telling her that “i can’t beleive you spent that much money, and the people sold you A FOX.”  she never fell big time for it, but for awhile there she wasn’t too sure…it was a great laugh…..cute dog, too…..i mean fox….

5.  i don’t know how the heck “family guy” gets away with the stuff it does…this past sunday night they did a play called “THE TERRI SCHAIVO MUSICAL.”  of course, you might remember TERRI was the lady who was in a coma and her husband and her parents were fighting over whether to unplug her….my favorite “family guy” character, STEWIE, played “the plug.”   unbelievable….

6.  WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY YESTERDAY…man, was it beautiful…i’m so sick and tired of winter, just like everybody is…yesterday gave us hope that warmer weather is on the way…..pretty soon, we’ll all be bitching that it’s too hot out!!!

7.  PRESIDENT OBAMA will embark on a “public relations” tour to try and convince americans that they’ll love the new health care bill once they “find out what’s in it.”  the tour will start as soon as OBAMA  finds out what’s in it himself.

8.  researchers beleive that horses understand the human language better than previously thought…that’s the same thing they used to say about ANNA NICOLE SMITH….

9.  a study finds that men who harass women with “cat calls and sexual comments” give all men a bad name….women develop a bad attitude about men, and can barely focus on their jobs as interns on the LETTERMAN show….

10.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, “No, honey, don’t do it.”

The blonde replies, “Shut up, you’re next.”



A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, “Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them.” A friend says, “O.K., “What’s the capital of Wisconsin?”

The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy, W.”

HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

random thoughts for monday march 22nd, 2010

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1.  in our “today and yesterday” segment, we feature “JOANIE LOVES CHACHI” stars ERIN MORAN AND SCOTT BAIO….here’s our lovely couple back in the 70′s….

and here’s our lovely couple today….ERIN MORAN is 49 years old, and SCOTT BAIO is 48 years old this year….here they are….

2.  YOUR THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

“you know that indestructable black box that is used on airplanes?  why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff…..”

3.  YOUR CLASSIC COMMERCIAL FOR TODAY:

here’s a classic “MCDONALDS” commercial with RONALD MCDONALD pitching a doll…..watch carefully…do you recognize that RONALD MCDONALD?  it’s none other than weatherman WILLARD SCOTT.  yep, he used to play ronald…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pO7xdh4BXE

remember the actual “BURGER KING” back in the 70′s…this was a pretty tame king, compared to the scary plastic 7 foot one they have now that shows up in people’s beds in the commercials…remember this one from the 70′s?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al1GZyS-dRw

and here’s a picture of the newer, CREEPIER burger king….

4. well, the sunday i have been looking forward to is over….yesterday was the day we put 19 new members into our church in hecla.  there were actually tears in the crowd as we welcomed this big group of people into our church family….not too many small churches get this kind of an honor….

5.  speaking of church, our little church in hecla is starting something very cool….we had a family donate a brand new 52 inch high def tv to the church in memory of their wife and mother who passed away…..so, starting in a couple of weeks, we’re going to start having “FAMILY NIGHT AT THE MOVIES” at our church, where we show good old family shows.  our first movie is “THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST”, which is the MEL GIBSON movie.  we’ll have popcorn and juice and a great movie….i love this new idea….it will help promote family unity….

6.  GREAT NEWS FROM THE MINNESOTA TWINS!!! the minnesota twins signed JOE MAUER to an EIGHT YEAR CONTRACT WORTH 184 MILLION DOLLARS…and the best news?  “A NO TRADE CLAUSE”, which means that JOE MAUER will be in a twins uniform until at least 2018…..nice job twins……

7.  JEANNIE AND I went to see “SHE’S OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE” last night at carmike.  it’s the second time i’ve seen it, and the first for JEANNIE.  she really liked it.  i love it when she laughs out loud in the theater.  movies are a great place to get away from the world, and just relax and laugh and have a good time.  then you walk outside and it’s back into that big bad world that’s ready to stomp you into the ground……(wow that’s heavy…ha ha)

8.  a baton rouge, louisiana, tv reporter, was rushed to the hospital after a pit bull bit her on the wrist, while she was doing a story about “HOW PIT BULLS AREN’T DANGEROUS…” wow….ummm….please remove her from doing that story on how “NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS ARE SAFE.”

9.  european scientists have developed the prototype for a “HARRY POTTER-like invisibility cloak…it’s being modeled by the KANSAS JAYHAWKS…..(what?  too early?)

10.  DISNEY has announced that only actresses who don’t have “FAKE BREASTS” will be cast in the next “pirates of the caribbean” movie….they’re holding auditions in LOS ANGELES where they expect a whopping three women to attend…..

11.  the “octomom” and her kids may soon be homeless….apparently she owes as much as $450,000 dollars on her california home….and the place is a mess…..her water has broken so many times that the property’s now a federally protected wetland…….

12.  a los angeles restraunt has closed after being accused of selling endangered “whale meat.”  great…now where will i get a “MCSHAMU” sandwich?

13.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

 A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful.”
    Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re cute.”
    The wife was disappointed because instead of “beautiful,” it was now “cute.”
    She asked, “What happened to beautiful?”
    The man replied, “The drugs are wearing off.”

HAVE A HAPPY MONDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN


 

 

DAVY CROCKETT IS DEAD….(sort of)

actor FESS PARKER died yesterday at the age of 85…he played ‘DAVY CROCKETT’ in the 1950′s and he played ‘DANIEL BOONE’ in the late 60′s on television.  FESS PARKER died thursday morning at his home.  he died on the 84th birthday of his wife of 50 years….wow….here’s a couple of pictures of FESS PARKER including a recent one of him…..

remember the theme song from “DAVY CROCKETT”?  here it is…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAVN_n0PljQ

and here’s the opening credits of his show “DANIEL BOONE”…i had completely forgotten about this show…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhYRDPG8Mu0

random thoughts for friday march 19th, 2010

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1.  in our “today and yesterday” segment, we feature actor JAN MICHAEL VINCENT, who was a “heartthrob” and a “hunk” back in the 70′s and early 80′s…..well, he has fallen on hard times, and isn’t quite like he was….here’s a picture of JAN MICHAEL VINCENT in the early days…

here’s a picture of my favorite JAN MICHAEL VINCENT movie…the WALT DISNEY classic, “THE WORLD’S GREATEST ATHLETE”…

here’s a picture of JAN MICHAEL VINCENT today at the age of 65….

2.  YOUR THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

“why have we never seen the headline: “PSYCHIC WINS THE LOTTERY.”……

3.  YOUR CLASSIC COMMERCIALS FOR TODAY:

remember the commercial kid MASON REESE?  you will remember him…

here he is doing a commercial for “RAISIN BRAN.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC6dUvPymw0

by the way, here’s a current photo of MASON REESE all grown up.

4.  JUST WHEN I THOUGHT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE COULDN’T GET ANY NICER…..she informs me last night that she ordered two tickets for us to see SIMON AND GARFUNKEL in fargo…YEAH….i’ve always wanted to see those guys, and even though JEANNIE isn’t completely thrilled about going, she did it anyway….that’s why i love her so much….

5.  DAMN THESE NCAA TOURNAMENTS…i made the mistake last night around 10:30 to turn on the tv for a few minutes when i got home from hecla…it was good and it was bad….good, because my TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS were playing….bad, because i didn’t go to bed until 12:30, and then got up at 3:30…you do the math…ha ha

6.  I AM SO PROUD OF MY WARNER MONARCHS BAND….darn it…i had to miss it…my son MITCHELL, my niece ERIN and the rest of the WARNER HIGH SCHOOL BAND played yesterday at the state ‘b’ tournament at the barnett center, and according to many people, blew everybody away….they apparently did a rendition of the “star spangled banner” that drove people mad….i was told that they put a trumpet player in all four corners of the barnett center and did the song….our band director SHARON SCHWAN stood at midcourt directing them…i heard that it gave people goosebumps….being a band nerd myself, i am so proud of SHARON SCHWAN and the job that she does with the warner band….we have one of the best bands in the state, and it’s all because of her and the kids enthusiasm……

7.  why am i a band nerd?  DRUMMER OF THE YEAR, TWO YEARS IN A ROW AT LANGFORD HIGH SCHOOL….i used to have people from other towns tell me that they never left thier seat at halftime until our band played “WIPEOUT”, which featured yours truly on the trapset…..it was so so so much fun…..

8.  GOD has so blessed our little church in hecla…this sunday is the day i’ve been waiting for, when we put 19 new people into the church at once……that’s incredible for a church in a bigger city, but extraordinary for a town the size of hecla…

9.  the FEDERALCOMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION is working to speed up the internet….great, very soon, we’ll be able to go from zero to 100 pop-ups per second….

10.  the CDC reports that most brain injuries are the result of three things:

(1).  hard falls

(2).  traffic accidents

(3.) listen to the jay dean morning party….HEY!!!!!

11.  THIS IS TOTALLY WEIRD, BUT TRUE…every year during the NCAA tournaments, doctors report an increase in vasectomies….wow….probably a lot less SCORING going on….and apparently it’s not only the nets that are getting cut down…

12.  detectives in spokane, washington are searching for a man who put his son up for sale on craigslist…..so please notify authorities if you’ve seen MARTIN SHEEN….

13.  SANDRA BULLOCK’S husband JESSE JAMES, reportedly repeatedly was having unprotected sex with a softcore porn tattoo model….he has apologized for using “poor judgement.”…JUDGEMENT?  ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  HOW ABOUT “POOR EYESIGHT”?  DUDE…YOU’RE MARRIED TO SANDRA BULLOCK…..

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

this blonde goes to the brink of the water, and sees another blonde across the water…so she yells at the other blonde and says “HEY HOW CAN I GET ON THE OTHER SIDE?”  and the blonde yells back, “DUH, YOU STUPID BLONDE….YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE…”

have a great weekend everybody…

jay dean

random thoughts for thursday march 18th, 2010

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1.  in our “today and yesterday” segment, we feature actor GIL GERARD who was the star of “BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY”  from 1979-1981…..GIL was also on the soap opera ‘THE DOCTORS’, and was in the movie ‘AIRPORT 77′….he also USED to be married to the beautiful CONNIE SELECA….GIL GERARD IS 67 YEARS OLD RIGHT NOW….here’s a couple of pictures from yesterday…..

and here’s GIL GERARD today at 67……

2.  YOUR THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

“ever thought about this?  why does the sun LIGHTEN our hair, but DARKEN our skin?”  HHHMMMMM…..

3.  HERE’S YOUR CLASSIC COMMERCIALS FOR TODAY:

remember the vlasic pickle stork?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXiBgiFzKio

remember MRS. OLSEN from the FOLGERS COFFEE COMMERCIALS?  here’s one of them…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed3vswxJKgI

4.  i was listening to ESPN RADIO this morning, and MIKE GREENBERG AND DOUG GOTTLEIB were talking about the popularity of the ncaa basketball brackets that people fill out.  well, apparently DOUG GOTTLEIB was stopped this past sunday for speeding by a highway patrol. the highway patrol told him, “I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, AND I’LL LET YOU OFF IF YOU FILL OUT MY NCAA BRACKET….”  isn’t that hilarious?  DOUG told him that he wouldn’t fill it out, because the officer knows where he lives and could show up and harass him if he sucks at his picks…ha ha

5.  BE CAREFUL ON THE ROADS OUT THERE…last night while at our lenten services in hecla, we found out that like THREE MORE ROADS went under in the hour we were in church…it’s getting scary out there, and it’s early in the melting season.  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not travel on roads that are water logged….roads can give out and collapse, and we’d hate to see anyone get seriously hurt or killed by this…..

6.  the movie “THE BOUNTY HUNTER” with JENNIFER ANISTON AND GERARD BUTLER opens up at carmike this friday night…i REALLY want to see this movie.  it’s about a former husband and wife who get involved in something illegal while he, as a bounty hunter, is trying to bring her in….hopefully it’s as funny as it looks.

7.  we welcome all who are in aberdeen for the STATE ‘B’ boys basketball tournament….no disrespect intended for class ‘A’ and class ‘AA’, but there’s nothing like the ‘B’….back when i was in high school, when a school like roslyn, langford, ipswich, veblen, frederick, hecla, or others would go to the “B” tournament, the basic theme was ‘LAST ONE OUT OF TOWN, SHUT THE LIGHTS OFF’….

8.  this is weird, weird, weird…..a new study finds that REAL ESTATE AGENTS are more likely to cheat on their spouses than any other profession….so be very very careful when you ask your agent to “DO THE DEED.”

9.  american idol is getting complaints from viewers and tv stations about the lack of talent on this year’s show….daylight savings apparently isn’t the only thing that made us lose an hour of sleep this week……

10.  MIKE TYSON will be hosting a tv series about “COMPETITIVE PIGEON RACING.”  it will be filmed in new york city next to a recently washed car….

11.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

 Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money”, he demanded.
  Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do this – I’m a United States Congressman!”
  “In that case,” replied the mugger, “give me MY money.”

HAVE A GREAT THURSDAY..

JAY DEAN

 

 

random thoughts for wednesday march 17th, 2010

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1.  HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY……sorry to disappoint, but i don’t have any green on today….so, i guess i just have to get PINCHED all day long…..too bad it wasn’t SPANKING that was the general rule.  the only “green” thing i have in my wardrobe is a GOD-AWFUL green tie with “looney tunes” characters on it.  i’m trying to get the nerve up to wear it to lenten services tonight.

2.  in our “TODAY AND YESTERDAY” segment, we feature super sexy ADRIENNE BARBEAU, who played the daughter of BEA ARTHUR on “MAUDE.”  ADRIENNE is known for many “sexy roles” in the movies, and for taking many “sexy” pictures as well.  here’s the beautiful ADRIENNE back in the day….

and here she is today at the age of  64…..believe it or not….

3.  YOUR THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

“only in america do we sell hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight…”

4.  CLASSIC COMMERCIALS FOR TODAY:

“IT’S NOT NICE TO FOOL MOTHER NATURE!!!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLrTPrp-fW8

remember “MILTON THE TOASTER”?  he was part of the “POP TARTS” commercial…check it out…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-HfXBdzzWo

5. and the water began to run….man oh man…there’s a LOT OF WATER around the area already…..i feel so sorry for those who are inundated with water in and around their homes…..last night coming home from hecla, i found out that highway 10 west of houghton has water running across it.  they have a 25 miles per hour speed limit thru the water, but let me tell you this…IT WAS VERY UNNERVING GOING THRU IT…i couldn’t see where the ditches were, and the water flowing kind of takes your mind off the road.  then i got on highway 281, and it looks like two or three spots on that highway may have a bunch of water on them today or very soon.

6.  the great community of CLAREMONT is covered in water.  i hear that there’s like one road left into claremont and that one went under water recently….i can’t imagine…..the american news says that claremont is “AN ISLAND.”  unbelieveable……

7.  i must be getting old or something…i’ve lost my balance and have walked into like three or four walls in the last week…..(maybe i need to lay off the tequila before work.)

8.  a company in phoenix has created a TALKING HEADSTONE…you record a message so people can hear your voice from the grave….it’s already in use, too…that’s how LARRY KING does his show every night on CNN…..

9.  a florida man who claims to be a VAMPIRE, says he is going to run for president….eh…what’s the difference if we have one more politician without a soul?  he’d be perfect in the government…he could help them really suck us dry….

10.  after his incredible success with “AVATAR” director JAMES CAMERON is revamping his movie “TITANIC” in 3-D…..you know why?  because people just can’t get enough of 3-D blue people…..

11.  MICHAEL JACKSON’S estate has landed the late king of pop the BIGGEST RECORDING DEAL IN HISTORY…a 200 million dollar contract with sony music for 10 projects over the next seven years….ummmm…..did anyone at sony get the memo about michael passing away? 

12.  HE PINPING, the world’s smallest man, has died at the age of 21…his body was then taken to a morgue made out of legos…(okay, that was low…no pun intended)

here he is with the world’s tallest man, and the world’s leggiest woman…yep, that’s his actual size….i mean, WAS his actual size…

13.  JOKE OF THE DAY:  LOVE IT…LOVE IT….

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. “you know what?” says the 6 year old.
    “I think it’s about time we started cussing.” The 4 year old nods his head in approval.  The 6 year old continues, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with ‘hell’ and you say something with ‘ass’.
    The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
    When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.” 
    WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
    His mom locks him in his room and shouts, “You can just stay there until I let you out!”
    She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?”
    “I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your fat ass it won’t be Cheerios.”

HAVE A GREAT WEDNESDAY…

JAY DEAN


random thoughts for tuesday march 16th, 2010

YOU DAILY BLOG IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE WONDERFUL FOLKS AT DAKOTA HOT TUBS AND DISCOUNT VAC IN ABERDEEN…..MAKE SURE TO STOP BY AND THANK THEM.  PLUS LISTEN THIS WEEK FOR INCREDIBLE SPECIALS GOING ON AT BOTH PLACES…..

1.  in our “today and yesterday” segment, we feature funnyman JERRY LEWIS, who beleive it or not, is 84 years old today….here’s a couple of pictures of a younger JERRY LEWIS, one of them with one of my favorite enterainers EVER….DEAN MARTIN…

and here’s JERRY LEWIS recently…the first one is from a few years back when he was taking steroids for an illness, and ballooned up in weight…he quickly lost it though…

and here’s JERRY LEWIS today at the age of 84……he’s still doing his “zany comedy” including the first picture, where he does his infamous, “water spitting” routine…

2.  YOUR THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

“only in america do banks leave the vault doors open, and then chain the pens to the counter.”

3.  YOUR CLASSIC COMMERCIAL:

YOU CAN SING ALONG WITH THIS ONE…here’s the classic “oscar mayer” commercial that became a sing along back in the 70′s…check it out….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFAtcI-_44

and who can forget “kool-aid”…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBeUGqeYsQg

KOOL AID made a couple of hilarious visits to the “FAMILY GUY” tv show…here’s one of them….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZeUepy9LrU

4.  i’ve been hearing already of people having ‘sewer backup’ in their basements….i cannot imagine what that is like…….it’s bad enough to have your own stuff around, but other people’s?  just plain gross…..

5.  “AVATAR”  is still hanging on at carmike cinemas…i believe it’s been here around 14-14 weeks, or something like that….and i STILL haven’t seen it…..

6.  i was told at carmike last night that JAMES CAMERON who did “AVATAR” and “TITANIC” is re-releasing “TITANIC” but this time in 3-D….do we really sincerely need this?   it’s already a classic…leave it alone…

7.  okay….seriously….TEN TO FIFTEEN MILES AN HOUR DOWN A SIDESTREET IN ABERDEEN?  c’mon people…just because you have nothing to do but drive slow and look at houses, doesn’t mean the 19 cars behind you don’t have things to do……geez….my “road rage” kicked in yesterday, and just about drove me crazy….but seriously……if you see two dozen cars behind you, maybe it’s time to speed up or get off the road and let everybody by….

8.  a new report says that more people are driving cars under the influence of drugs…and apparently more people are making cars under the influence of drugs, too……

9.  administrators at a tennessee hospital are giving a woman who stole 500 roles of toilet paper, four month to pay for it…..if she succeeds, then her record, much like her bottom side, will be wiped clean….

10.  remember last week when we talked about that korean man who married his “pillow”?  well, now we find out that his in-laws are very angry, because they found out that they both slept together before marriage…..

11.  JOKE OF THE DAY:  (THIS CRACKED ME UP THIS MORNING)

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died.  After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. 

She says, ‘What’s the story?’ 

He replies, ‘Just crap in the carburetor’

She asks, ‘How often do I have to do that?’

HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN