YES..YOU’RE RIGHT…WE DO HATE YOU…
1. here come your monday funnies…
this one cracks me up!!
i think there’s a lot of truth to the next one….
wow…it must be REALLY DRY in this area….
2. remember the tv show “THIRTY SOMETHING?”
one of the main stars in the show has a birthday today…KEN OLIN turns 58 today…..
here’s KEN OLIN today at 58…..
let’s see what his co-host and tv show wife looks like today…her name is PATRICIA WETTIG and she is now 60 years old….
here she is today…
4. tv star DELTA BURKE turns 56 today…you probably mostly remember her from “DESIGNING WOMEN.”
here’s DELTA BURKE today at 56…..
5. wow…the movie “THE DARK KNIGHT RISES” absolutely ROCKS…it’s by far, the best movie i have seen in a long long time….everybody had been raving about it, and i wanted to see it, but JEANNIE really didn’t care to see it….but, she went anyway with me…..SHE LOVED IT TOO….this is one of the best casts of a movie i have seen in a long long time…
tons of plot twists, plenty of action, and a fantastic storyline…HIGHLY HIGHLY RECOMMENDED….
6. as i mentioned friday, my nephew and his fiance were married this past weekend at FORT SISSETON…
there were many friends and relatives who had never been to FORT SISSETON, and they were amazed at how beautiful the setting is for a wedding…not to mention the incredible history of the place!!!
7. SAMSUNG claims that APPLE stole thier I-PHONE technology from them…also they had an idea for different size I-PADS…but they had to rethink their idea after they named them the mini pad and maxi pad….
8. pro marijuana groups are still fighting the LOS ANGELES city council for clothing all medical marijuana stores…the final straw came when city officials voted to remove the statue of WILLIE NELSON….
9. after performing for only 45 minutes at a PARIS concert, MADONNA was booed by concertgoers who called her a “slut” and demanded thier money back….the stuff they yelled was so upsetting that, at one point, MADONNA turned off her miracle ear.
10. a woman from CALIFORNIA set a new world record by staying on a ferris wheel for 26 hours…i can relate…every day of my life feels like i’m stuck on a merry-go-round.
11. i heard this weekend that producers have hired “THE FONZ” HENRY WINKLER for a role on BROADWAY this fall…he’ll play a porn star…hhmmm…should have signed FRED WILLARD….
12. JOKE OF THE DAY: (a hilarious one)
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, “Grandma, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?”
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth. “It’s called sexual intercourse, darling.”
Little Tony just said,”Oh, OK,” and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, “Grandma, it isn’t called sexual intercourse. It’s called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy’s Mom wants to talk to you.”
HAVE AN AWESOME MONDAY!!!