random thoughts for HUMP DAY wednesday august 29th, 2012

C’MON BABY….

1.  here come your wednesday funnies….

TAKE THAT YOU DOGS…..

AMEN to the next one….

okay…i’ll bring the chocolate and the graham crackers….

for the next one, all i can say is….BAH-DUMP-BUMP…..

i’ve been wondering what to do this weekend…OH WAIT, I REMEMBER….

2.  actor ELLIOTT GOULD turns 74 today…you probably remember him as playing TRAPPER JOHN on the 1970 classic movie “M*A*S*H)….

he also played on the hit tv show “FRIENDS,” and in the movies “OCEANS 11, 12, AND 13″….here he is with GEORGE CLOONEY, BRAD PITT, MATT DAMON, and DON CHEADLE….

here’s ELLIOTT GOULD in recent times….

3.  okay, i mentioned that ELLIOTT GOULD played “TRAPPER JOHN” on the MOVIE version of “M*A*S*H)…he did not play that character on the tv show…who did?

actor WAYNE ROGERS…who is now 79 years old….

4.  let’s feature one of ELLIOTT GOULD’S movie partners….DONALD SUTHERLAND played “HAWKEYE PIERCE” on the movie version of “M*A*S*H)….

DONALD SUTHERLAND also played the drug taking-perverted professor on “ANIMAL HOUSE.”

DONALD SUTHERLAND is now 77….here he is recently….

he, of course, is actor KEIFER SUTHERLAND’S proud papa….

5.  and, as you know, DONALD SUTHERLAND did not play HAWKEYE on the tv version of the movie “M*A*S*H)…that was the great actor ALAN ALDA….he is now 76….

6.  JEANNIE AND I went to volleyball last night at the WARNER gym……DOGGONE IT WAS HOT IN THERE…WOW….anyway, it looks like our WARNER MONARCHS are going to have a great volleyball season again….they really took it to one of the top teams in this area, the SUMMIT EAGLES….we have really grown to love volleyball…..

7.  the stress of this world must be really high right now…i know three people in my circle who have died of a massive heart attack in the last week…..deaths seem to go in cycles….there haven’t been many in the past many weeks, now they are abundant…..when you witness and experience sudden deaths like this, it really makes you look at your life and how fast a pace we are running…it makes us think about the IMPORTANT things in life, and less about the UNIMPORTANT things….

8.  some scientists say that because food production cannot keep up with the increasing population, we may all be forced to become vegetarians by the year 2050…..i don’t think i’m ready for “KENTUCKY FRIED BROCCOLI” and a “MCRADISH” sandwich…

9.  at the tender age of 101, FLORENCE DETLOR is now FACEBOOK’S oldest registed user….FLORENCE still remembers when she was a kid that she had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to un-friend someone….

10.  RADAR ONLINE reports that PRINCE HARRY’S naked LAS VEGAS romp maybe have been caught on video…..the rumors say that the video may have been leaked unexpectedly…much like the QUEEN in her older age….

11.  a 15 year old amateur has become the youngest female golfer to win on the LPGA tour….not only did she outplay the professionals, but she did it while texting…..

12.  BESSE COOPER, the world’s oldest person turned 116 the other day…..she says that times flies….except while watching the fourth hour of the “TODAY”  show…..

13.  JOKES OF THE DAY…..(love these!!!)

 I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice. At least I presume she was poor. She only had $1.20 in her purse.

OR…..
 My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet.

AND FINALLY…..

 Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my you know what.. Do you think I should change dentists?

HAVE A TOTALLY FABULOUS WEDNESDAY….

JAY DEAN

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