random thoughts for friday october 24th, 2008

warm up with a hot tub from clear blue retreat on south main in aberdeen…tell them that jay dean told you to stop by………

1.  the most underrated activity during the day?  an afternoon nap……there’s nothing like curling up in your bed with a blankey for an hour or so….i just wish i could do it……

2.  i heard someone on tv say yesterday that “low gas prices” are not good for the economy……i say, “too bad”, because i’m lovin’ em…….i’ll tell you what’s bad for the economy….CONGRESS….

3.  i’m going to become a millionaire…here’s how….i’m going to develop a “sports catheter” that can be easily installed, so guys like me don’t even have to leave the couch on sundays while watching football…..the key words here are “easily installed.”

4.  i love playing “guitar hero”  and “rock band” with my kids, but i’m wondering this…where are the hits from air supply, reo speedwagon, james taylor and other?  uh-oh…i think i just went from cool dad to complete wuss in 10 seconds….

5.  my best friend glen and i are taking our boys to vermillion for the football championships in a few weeks…our wives are “allowing” this to happen….knowing us, they might want to reconsider while they have the chance……

6.  barrack o’bama’s campaign contributions show that someone donated five dollars under the name of o.j. simpson….barrack might want to be careful that “o.j.” might try to come and get it back….(just like his memorabilia)

7.  as i mentioned before…gas prices are dropping…does that loss of revenue mean that they’ll have to lay off a bunch of politicians?

8.  dallas cowboys owner jerry jones unveiled his plans for his new stadium yesterday…this baby will have everything for the fans and the players….for the fans, luxury suites and a retractable roof, and for the cowboy’s players, A HOLDING CELL…

9.  miss teen louisiana has lost her crown after getting busted for marijuana…..pageant officials should have looked back at the tape of the show and saw this coming…..on the show she was asked “what do you want for this world?”  and her answers were “WORLD PEACE AND BAGS AND BAGS OF DORITOS…”

10.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

an elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really really stormy….they were standing at the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.  they searched for days and couldn’t find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.  three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat that read, “sir, we are sorry to inform you that we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean.  we hauled her body up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster with a pearl worth FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS….please advise us what to do next….”  the old man faxed back, “send me the pearl and re-bait the trap.”  oh my goodness….

HAVE A SUPERB WEEKEND EVERYBODY…

jay dean

Author: jaydeanhcr

Jay Dean spent 30 years in the radio business working morning shows and having fun on the air. Jay is now the host/creator of a very popular radio show called “Country Legends Jukebox.” Jay also helps out ministering at two churches in the area. Jay is at St. John's Lutheran in Hecla, SD, and Trinity Lutheran in Houghton, SD. Jay is blessed to have his beautiful wife Jeannie by his side, and received the two greatest gifts he could ever receive in his sons Tyler and Mitchell. Jay's interests including listening to classic country music, including his favorite Hank Williams, SR., and watching his beloved Washington Redskins and Minnesota Wild.

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