WHEN YOU’RE OUT SHOPPING DURING THE BUSY SHOPPING DAYS, MAKE SURE TO PLAN A STOP AT CLEAR BLUE RETREAT, SOUTH MAIN IN ABERDEEN, IN THE OLD DEPOT BUILDING……THERE’S NOT ONE PERSON OUT THERE WHO WOULDN’T WANT A HOT TUB FOR CHRISTMAS….IMAGINE SITTING IN A HOT TUB WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS FREEZING THEIR TUSHIES OFF OUTSIDE……
1. this will be the last blog for this week….i get a four day weekend…YIPPEE….i want to take this time to remind you wonderful folks to use thanksgiving day to think about what you are thankful for…we take a lot of things for granted, and many times we forget that all of our blessings come from above…..happy thanksgiving to you all….
2. well, mitchell’s streak of kicking my behind in “nfl tour” continues…i really thought i could beat him last night, and then on the first play of the game he intercepted me….after that it was pretty much downhill….i’m not sure i will ever beat him at that game…i’ll update you if i do….
3. i have a blast going into jones drug and verbally abusing the staff…ha ha……yesterday duncan told me that his giants were going to cream my skins this weekend, and he wondered if i dared show my face next week….i’ll be in, buddy…gloating about our win….ha ha..and a young lady that works there named jerrie has been a friend of mine since junior high, and she’s jeannie’s best friend from high school.
4. we were watching a rerun of “celebrity rehab” last night and i couldn’t beleive what i heard…..music legend rod stewart’s own flesh and blood didn’t know who BUDDY HOLLY was…..they were going to watch crazyman gary busey’s amazing performance as buddy holly, and you should have seen the look busey gave him when he made that statement…by the way, gary busey looks like he’s one split second away from snapping and beating the crap out of people…he’s scary….
5. i can’t decide if i want to see the new movie “australia” or not……jeannie and i are definetly going to see the new movie “four christmases”…looks pretty funny…
6. a new zogby poll found that most americans believe that the internet is the most reliable source for news…..no kidding…the poll was an INTERNET POLL….
7. a spokane, washington man robbed a gas station and then stepped outside and waited for police to arrest him…some people will do anything to get away from spending thanksgiving with the relatives….
8. thanksgiving day is thursday…kids today apparently don’t know thier history very well…many kids think that the pilgrims ate dinner with the indians at their casino….
9. a russian analyst is predicting the decline and break up of the united states….yeah right…that’s only going to happen if one of the states are dating yoko ono……
10. fox news’ hannity and colmes are splitting up…let me guess…madonna’s involved……
11. JOKE OF THE DAY….
|If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGEWhat kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
How much did the Mayflower weigh?
Why does a pilgrim’s pants always fall down?
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
What’s a turkey’s favorite song?
What sound does a space turkey make?
Why do turkeys always go “gobble, gobble”?
Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
What do Hippies put on their Thanksgiving potatoes?
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Why should you keep your eye off the turkey dressing?
What happened when the turkey met the axe?
Teacher: “Why did the Pilgrims sail to America?”
Why was Plymouth Rock so brave?
Teacher: “Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?”
When did the Pilgrims first say “God bless America?”
What are unhappy cranberries called?
How can you tell a male turkey from a female turkey?
What do you call the dirt on a Pilgrim’s hands?
What is your favourite thing to make for Thanksgiving dinner?
Why didn’t the turkey eat dessert?
What’s blue and covered with feathers?
What cat discovered America?
Why was the monster tickled when he ate the turkey?
What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
How can you make a turkey float?
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,” little Johnny wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
What kind of vegetables would you like for Thanksgiving dinner?
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle?
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
What do rich people eat on Thanksgiving?
Where did the first corn come from?
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
Why don’t you eat fish on Thanksgiving?
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE….TALK TO YA MONDAY MORNING…