random thoughts for tuesday april 21st, 2009

1.  i know i’m a pig, but i’m a typical man…i love the warmer weather because the shorts and hot shirts are coming out….it’s almost “sexy season.”  don’t be offended ladies…it’s better than being covered by ten layers of clothing during a freezing cold winter.

2.  i’ll be at centsable fashions in aberdeen today from 11-2 for the kickoff of their storewide 25 percent off sale…..come on out and visit with me, i’d love to see you….

3.  i’m already so sick of both political parties…how the hell can we fix this country’s problems when both parties are bickering like a bunch of spoiled rotten little children……come on washington…gently pull your heads out of your behinds and get to work to fix our problems…..it’s so sickening how they rip each other, but when someone has a health problem or death in their family they are all supportive of them…two faced bunch of babies…..

4.  i don’t know if it’s the weather or the medicine i’m taking for my chest cold, but i sleep all the time lately…i took a 15 minute nap at dinner yesterday, and then slept for two hours when i got home yesterday…plus i went to bed at 10 last night….maybe i’m morphing into rip van winkle…..

5.  if they were going to give our country an enema, they would lay the hose down the rows of congress.

6.  flooding woes continue to affect our area…at church in hecla sunday, i had parishoners who lived 3-5 miles out of hecla that had to drive well over 30 miles to get to church..hey, that’s dedication…

7.  president obama has ordered his cabinet to find ways to cut 100 million dollars in spending…i have heard that the first thing to go is the pant suit dry cleaning for hillary clinton.

8.  a los angeles based porn producer is offering frumpy, not so good looking 47 year old british sining sensation susan boyle, one million dollars to lose her virginity in a porn movie…..may i be amongst the first to say….ICK….this could be the video to cure porn addiction forever…

9.  a photographer says that madonna is wrong on her account of her fall from a horse.  the photographer says that no paparazzi scared the animal..sources do say however, that the horse became upset when madonna whispered in it’s ear that she wanted to adopt it.



A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports  car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was  also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license.
She dug through her purse and was getting  progressively more agitated.
‘What does it look like?’  she finally asked.  
The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has your picture on it.’
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said.
The blonde officer looked at the  mirror, then handed it back saying, OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.



Author: jaydeanhcr

Jay Dean spent 30 years in the radio business working morning shows and having fun on the air. Jay is now the host/creator of a very popular radio show called “Country Legends Jukebox.” Jay also helps out ministering at two churches in the area. Jay is at St. John's Lutheran in Hecla, SD, and Trinity Lutheran in Houghton, SD. Jay is blessed to have his beautiful wife Jeannie by his side, and received the two greatest gifts he could ever receive in his sons Tyler and Mitchell. Jay's interests including listening to classic country music, including his favorite Hank Williams, SR., and watching his beloved Washington Redskins and Minnesota Wild.

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