1. i know i’m a pig, but i’m a typical man…i love the warmer weather because the shorts and hot shirts are coming out….it’s almost “sexy season.” don’t be offended ladies…it’s better than being covered by ten layers of clothing during a freezing cold winter.
2. i’ll be at centsable fashions in aberdeen today from 11-2 for the kickoff of their storewide 25 percent off sale…..come on out and visit with me, i’d love to see you….
3. i’m already so sick of both political parties…how the hell can we fix this country’s problems when both parties are bickering like a bunch of spoiled rotten little children……come on washington…gently pull your heads out of your behinds and get to work to fix our problems…..it’s so sickening how they rip each other, but when someone has a health problem or death in their family they are all supportive of them…two faced bunch of babies…..
4. i don’t know if it’s the weather or the medicine i’m taking for my chest cold, but i sleep all the time lately…i took a 15 minute nap at dinner yesterday, and then slept for two hours when i got home yesterday…plus i went to bed at 10 last night….maybe i’m morphing into rip van winkle…..
5. if they were going to give our country an enema, they would lay the hose down the rows of congress.
6. flooding woes continue to affect our area…at church in hecla sunday, i had parishoners who lived 3-5 miles out of hecla that had to drive well over 30 miles to get to church..hey, that’s dedication…
7. president obama has ordered his cabinet to find ways to cut 100 million dollars in spending…i have heard that the first thing to go is the pant suit dry cleaning for hillary clinton.
8. a los angeles based porn producer is offering frumpy, not so good looking 47 year old british sining sensation susan boyle, one million dollars to lose her virginity in a porn movie…..may i be amongst the first to say….ICK….this could be the video to cure porn addiction forever…
9. a photographer says that madonna is wrong on her account of her fall from a horse. the photographer says that no paparazzi scared the animal..sources do say however, that the horse became upset when madonna whispered in it’s ear that she wanted to adopt it.
10. JOKE OF THE DAY:
FINALLY! THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES.
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has your picture on it.’
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.
THAT’S ALL FOR NOW…HAPPY TUESDAY EVERYBODY…