1. “WARD, DON’T YOU THINK YOU WERE A LITTLE HARD ON THE BEAVER?” one of the classic tv lines delivered by MRS. JUNE CLEAVER, played by actress BARBARA BILLINGSLEY….we’re saluting her today because today is her 94th birthday….yep, still kickin…..here’s a couple of classic BARBARA BILLINGSLEY photos….
and here’s BARBARA BILLINGSLEY today on her 94th birthday…
AND LOOK WHAT I FOUND…..it’s a picture of BARBARA with JERRY MATHERS AND TONY DOW, who played “wally and the beav.” plus, i beleive the guys in back are “lumpy and eddie haskel”…COOL PICTURE…
2. DEAR SANTA,
I’VE BEEN A PRETTY GOOD BOY THIS YEAR, SO I’M HOPING YOU CAN HELP ME OUT AT CHRISTMAS. FOR CHRISTMAS THSI YEAR,I WOULD LIKE A NEW WASHINGTON REDSKINS OWNER, A NEW REDSKINS QUARTERBACK, A NEW REDSKINS RUNNING BACK, A NEW REDSKINS WIDE RECIEVER, A NEW REDSKINS OFFENSIVE LINE……………………………………………………..
3. I DIDN’T REALIZE I WAS WATCHING THE CLEVELAND BROWNS LAST NIGHT…crap…turns out it was my own washington redskins….they turned in the worst performance i HAVE EVER seen by a redskins team…..this team has to be ripped apart, players cut, older players taken out behind the barn, and fresh new faces need to get this team going….I’M PRAYING THAT MIKE SHANAHAN BECOMES THE SKINS COACH VERY SOON…
4. UP TO A FOOT OF SNOW COULD FALL IN OUR AREA BY CHRISTMAS NIGHT…yuck….the weather service says that this could be a very bad storm with lots of wind and everything….hopefully people get stranded with their loved ones, if this thing hits. you really hate to see this, because families want to go to church for christmas, and want to spend christmas with their extended families. hopefully the storm will pass by….but it doesn’t sound like it……
5. i cannot wait for wednesday night…..it’s KUMLA nite at the household…my wife makes the absolute best kumla i’ve ever tasted….and my kids are crazy about it. this year, we’ll introduce tyler’s girlfriend kelsey to it…hopefully she’ll love it too. kumla is where you grind up potatoes, pack them with flour and boil them in ham juice for about an hour…after that, you squash them down, immerse them in butter and salt them down…..DIET FOOD…NOT….ha ha…..but it’s a family tradition, and truthfully, they’re almost better the next morning cut up and fried in butter.
6. slow down out there…i saw people driving like their butts were on fire yesterday around aberdeen. with the weather turning worse and the roads going to crap, we must slow down and allow extra time. hopefully nobody is seriously injured or killed by people driving like they’re out of their heads…..
7. the senate voted on the health care bill tuesday at ONE O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING….of course, 92 year old senator robert byrd voted, too…he was already up using the bathroom….
8. the associated press has named taylor swift their “ENTERTAINER OF THE DECADE.” and now kayne west will be named, “THE ENTERTAINER WHO MOST LIKELY WILL HAVE A PROBLEM WITH TAYLOR SWIFT WINNING ENTERTAINER OF THE DECADE.”
9. saturday in new york, kevin jonas of “the jonas brothers” defied a blinding snowstorm and went ahead with his wedding to danielle delesea. heck, after 22 years of virginity, i would have defied a rain of hellfire…..
10. archaeologists report finding a house in nazareth that dates back to the time of JESUS…unfortunately, it’s now in foreclosure.
11. JOKE OF THE DAY….
A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain in a small town. He’s going through his usual run of off-color and ‘dumb blonde’ jokes, when a well-dressed blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and shouts, “I’ve heard just about enough of your stupid blonde jokes, you jerk! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What connection can a person’s hair colour possibly have with their fundamental worth as a human being? It’s morons like you that prevent women like myself from being respected at work and in our communities and from reaching our full potential, because you and your Neanderthal brethren continue to perpetuate negative images against not only blondes, but women in general, for the sake of cheap laughs.”
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, “You stay out of this mister! I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”
HAVE A WONDERFUL TUESDAY EVERYBODY…DRIVE SAFELY…