random thoughts for wednesday june 23rd, 2010

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1.  my favorite comedy duo of all time is LAUREL AND HARDY…i thought that their brand of slapstick comedy was incredibly inventive and very funny….here are a couple of pictures of my boys….

and this is one of the final pictures of STAN LAUREL AND OLIVER HARDY OF “LAUREL AND HARDY” fame…you’ll notice that OLIVER HARDY lost all of the weight that he had during their films….

STAN LAUREL died in 1965, OLIVER HARDY died in 1957.

2.  here is the last footage EVER of LAUREL AND HARDY…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYAeYj8-G4w

3.  “SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT, SOMETIMES YOU DON’T”, that’s a classic line from a 1970 commercial for “MOUNDS ALMOND JOY”….check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgTFwP86mJI

4.  alright, time to get on my soapbox….there’s a radical group trying to get RONALD MCDONALD to retire, and trying to get MCDONALDS to stop putting toys in their happy meals, because it’s making our children fat….c’mon people….giving your kids a happy meal is THE PARENTS CHOICE, not some wacko group that has nothing to do but complain….and it’s MCDONALDS choice to retire RONALD MCDONALD, if they ever decide to do it.  i totally agree with freedom of speech, but i totally agree with my choice to call these people stupid…..there MUST BE better things to picket about…..

5.  this is pretty crazy….last night in the ATLANTA BRAVES baseball game at the CHICAGO WHITE SOX, BRAVES third baseman BROOKS CONRAD lost the ball when it was hit to him…check out where it was…this is funny….

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=9245953

6.  next up in the remake business at the theaters, FOOTLOOSE….c’mon HOLLYWOOD, leave the classics alone!! let us watch the older movies and enjoy it, without having to think about the remake….first of all, very very very few remakes are better than the originals, so STOP IT….i also hear rumors of a remake of “THE BREAKFAST CLUB.”  that really torks me off, because that’s a total classic film that cannot be duplicated and shouldn’t be either…..

7.  NOW I KNOW WHAT’S WRONG….did you know that i fell out of a moving car in BRITTON when i was small?  yep….i believe the car was going about 20 miles per hour, when the door opened up and i tumbled out….i think i was two or three years old…..luckily i wasn’t ran over by the car….i also climbed on the cupboard when i was small and took a whole bunch of valium….luckily they are slow working, and i was taken to the hospital and right before they were going to operate, i threw them up…..NOW WE KNOW WHERE MY BRAIN DAMAGE CAME FROM…ha ha

8.  the ILLINOIS DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH is investigating a salmonella outbreak that has sickened almost 100 people who at at a SUBWAY sandwich restraunt.  hey, now we know how JARED lost all that weight…

9.  OUCH….a man in JOHANNESBURG had to seek hospital treatment after several WORLD CUP fans shoved his vuvuzela horn UP HIS RECTUM…..WOW…I CAN’T BELEIVE THIS…you mean this happened to ONLY ONE GUY?  (those things are so damn annoying…) have you heard the sound? here it is…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BIgnEiT8ow

10.  91 year old 60 MINUTES correspondent ANDY ROONEY says there’s no way he’ll quit his job, and he says he will work until the day he dies……which is probably not too far in the distant future….wow…..NO WONDER HE SOUNDS LIKE A CRANKY OLD MAN…HE IS A CRANKY OLD MAN…

11.  fans are angry with KIM KARDASHIAN after she tweeted that she was ‘grossed out’ by seseing a woman breastfeeding her baby in public….apparently KARDASHIAN only things that breast should be seen in HOLLYWOOD celebrity sex tapes….weirdo….

12.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, “Grandma, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?”
    She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth. “It’s called sexual intercourse, darling.”
    Little Tony just said,”Oh, OK,” and went back outside to play with the other kids.
    A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, “Grandma, it isn’t called sexual intercourse. It’s called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy’s Mom wants to talk to you.”

HA HA…HAVE A GREAT WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

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