random thoughts for tuesday june 29th, 2010

I HAVE NOW WRITTEN OVER 700 BLOGS…..WE’RE INCHING CLOSER TO 1,000…THANKS FOR READING IT…YOU MAKE IT ALL WORTHWHILE….

today’s daily blog is brought to you by DISCOUNT VAC AND DAKOTA HOT TUBS IN ABERDEEN….

1.  THE LISTENERS ASK, AND I PROVIDE……one of our great listeners in the area asked if i would do a “today and yesterday” featuring STEVE URKEL….you got it…..

the hit tv show ‘FAMILY MATTERS’, was a very funny show that featured actor JALEEL WHITE as the nerdy JAY DEAN…ummm..i mean, STEVE URKEL…..also, KELLIE SHANYGNE WILLIAMS played his love interest “LAURA”…..the girl that STEVE just couldn’t get…..here’s a couple of pictures of these two back when the show was hot…

and here they are today….KELLIE is super hot, and JALEEL makes the girls heart flutter…believe it or not…..KELLIE is now 34 years old, and JALEEL is now 33 years old…..here they are together, today….

LONG LIVE URKEL!!!!

2.  THOUGHT FOR THE DAY….

“if the doctor always says to take “two aspirins”, then why don’t we just double the size of aspirins?”

3.  VIDEO FOR TODAY…

did you see DETROIT TIGER’S pitcher JOEL ZUMAYA go down last night?  he appeared to completely ruin his arm during the TWINS AND TIGERS game last night…check out the video…

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=9468883

4.  YOUR CLASSIC ALBUM COVER FOR TODAY…

GERRY RAFFERTY delivered a home run album back in 1978 called “CITY TO CITY.”

this album featured the classic songs “BAKER STREET” and “RIGHT DOWN THE LINE.”

remember “BAKER STREET”?  here’s the MTV video from the song…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkS169P_Eeo

if you think that GERRY RAFFERTY’S voice sounds familiar, you are correct….remember “STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU?” by STEALERS WHEEL?  GERRY was the lead singer in that band…listen up…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpWzbZGk3eA

5.  SAY IT AIN’T SO STEVE…..sad news for all of us that love NBC’S “THE OFFICE”….STEVE CARELL says that he is leaving the show after next season….STEVE CARELL said in an interview with US MAGAZINE, that he will “resign” from the show after next year to honor the contract that he had…..i HATE IT when actors pull stunts to get more money, and i don’t think that STEVE CARELL is that kind of actor….HOWEVER, i hope it’s the case in this deal…

6.  well, our ST. JOHN’S LUTHERAN softball team got our first win of the season last night…(FINALLY..HA HA)…we beat the other HECLA  team in the league…..a young lady named ASHLEY WAMPLER made a dynamic catch in right field to secure the win….impressive for a 17 year old…..heck, impressive for any age….i played my first full game of the season, got on base every time, and feel GREAT today…it’s amazing what a little workout can do for a fat old guy…

7.  i forgot to mention yesterday that JEANNIE AND I went to see the new movie “GROWNUPS” starring ADAM SANDLER, DAVID SPADE, CHRIS ROCK, KEVIN JAMES, AND ROB SCHNEIDER…here’s our review of it….ummm…..it was….okay….it had some moments where we cracked up big time, like the four year old boy who was still breast feeding…(gross, but funny)….but a lot of the movie was predictable, and i still think that ROB SCHNEIDER is one of the most unfunny guys out there….just one man’s opinion……

8.  the longest sitting senator in the UNITED STATES has died…SENATOR ROBERT BYRD of WEST VIRGINIA, died yesterday at the tender age of 92….political pundits say that this could kill his re-election plans…..

9.  two former porn actresses are suing their healthcare provider for releasing some of their medical information which they say is a “violation of their privacy.”  okay….here’s the deal…last week they were on the internet BUTT NAKED doing NASTY THINGS…and NOW THEY’RE WORRIED ABOUT PRIVACY?

10.  BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN’S hometown of ASBURY PARK, NEW JERSEY is considering letting women go TOPLESS on the beaches….i guess BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN will have to change his song “BORN TO RUN”  to “BORN TO DROOP.”

11.  a set of MARILYN MONROE’S chest x-rays were sold for $45,000 dollars…..why so much?  because it’s one of the rare closeups that we have of JOHN F. KENNEDY’S hands…..

12.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one.

A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock.

HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

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