random thoughts for wednesday june 30th, 2010

CAN’T WAIT FOR FOOTBALL…..

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1.  GOLLY!  it’s JIM NABORS, who played GOMER PYLE on tv….he also was on the ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW…..JIM NABORS is an actor, and an accomplished singer….i’ll never forget the first time i heard him sing…i thought to myself, “HOW CAN THAT VOICE COME OUT OF THAT BODY?”  here are some pictures of JIM NABORS years ago……

and here is JIM NABORS today at the age of 80….WOW…i wouldn’t have guessed that!!!!!

2.  YOUR CLASSIC COMMERCIAL FOR TODAY….

it’s COUNT CHOCULA AND FRANKENBERRY….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1S_J0TTMf8

3.  YOUR CLASSIC ALBUM COVER FOR TODAY….

“i’ve been thru diamonds…i’ve been thru minks…i’ve been thru it all…….LOVE STINKS…”

remember that song?  it was the J. GEILS BAND from their early 80’s album “LOVE STINKS.”

this album featured such songs as the title song “LOVE STINKS”, plus “COME BACK”, and the novely record “NO ANCHOVIES PLEASE.”

here’s the video for the title song…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GluCM_ggMvw

4.  LARRY KING is stepping down this fall after 25 years of hosting “LARRY KING LIVE” on CNN…..he plans on spending more time with his wife’s sister…I MEAN HIS WIFE….

5.  my allergies have been kicking my butt this week…i’ve been exhausted…i slept three hours yesterday afternoon, and went to bed last night around 9 and got up this morning at 3:30am….i think my body was at it’s breaking point, and just needed a collapse for a day…..

6.  if i EVER hit a home run over the fence in softball, i’m walking off the field and never playing again….in other words, i’ll be playing softball until i die….

7.  SENATOR ROBERT BYRD was 92 when he died this week….i think they could leave him at his desk for years, and nobody will notice….look how it works for LARRY KING….

8.  a teenage girl in ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA was caught stealing 44 pairs of panties from KMART and when asked why she did it she said, “DO YOU EXPECT ME TO WEAR DIRTY UNDERWEAR?”  wow…wouldn’t it have been a bit easier to steal a box of TIDE?

9.  JESSICA SIMPSON is on a vegan diet…she says, “ALL I’M GOING TO EAT ARE VEGANS.”

10.  WILLIE NELSON says that he cut his famous long hair because it was getting too hard to manage…plus a family of possums had moved in….

11.  JON GOSSELIN just got a giant “dragon tatoo” on his back..he says it’s no different than having KATE all over his back recently…

12.  SANDRA BULLOCK AND JESSE JAMES were officially divorced this week…a messy situation resolved very very quickly….or as BRITISH PETROLEUM calls it, “PLAN ‘B'”….

13.  the new “TWILIGHT” movie starts tonight….TAYLOR LAUTNER spends most of the movie with his shirt off…which means one thing…apparently his acting coach was MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY…..

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

Three drunk guys are sitting behind a couple of nuns at a football game (whose habits partially blocked the view).
    In an effort to get the nuns to move, the men decided to badger them.
    In a very loud voice, the first guy said, “I think I’m going to move to Utah, I heard there are only 100 nuns living there.”
    The Second Guy spoke up and said, “I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 nuns there.”
    The Third Guy said, “Well, I want to go to Idaho, they say there are only 25 Nuns living there.”
    At that, one of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm voice said, “Why don’t you all go to hell. You won’t find any nuns there.”

HAVE A GREAT WEDNESDAY, MY FRIENDS…

JAY DEAN

 

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