random thoughts for thursday july 1st, 2010

ENJOY THIS, BECAUSE THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST BLOG UNTIL NEXT TUESDAY JULY 6TH!!!!!

 

make sure to thank DISCOUNT VAC AND DAKOTA HOT TUBS for sponsoring the daily blog…without them, we might not be doing this….so give them your thanks, please….

1.  it’s hard to watch our old M*A*S*H stars get older, but another one does today….JAMIE FARR who played “KLINGER” on the show, turns 76 today…yeah, 76……KLINGER was the cross dresser who only did it to try to get sent home from the war…hilarious role on the show…here’s a couple of older pictures of JAMIE FARR…

and here is JAMIE FARR today on his 76th birthday, looking very suave….

2.  YOUR CLASSIC VIDEO FOR TODAY:

back in the 90’s JIM CARREY starred on the hit tv show “IN LIVING COLOR”  and was hilarious….this is one of my favorite skits from the show.  it’s JIM CARREY playing “FIRE MARSHALL BILL” during “NATIONAL FIRE SAFETY WEEK.”  you’ll notice that FIRE MARSHALL BILL is burned and everything…here’s a video…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlLPogmB8M8

3.  remember the popular bathtub fun called “MR. BUBBLE”?  here’s a 1970’s commercial of MR. BUBBLE cleaning up DIRTY BURT and his gang…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjymtNGUhFA

4.  i’ve always wondered why we sing “TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME” when we’re already at the game…why is that?

5.  i’m not into this “TWILIGHT” series of movies that are out.  the new one, “ECLIPSE” is in theaters right now, and it’s absolutely bonker crazy at the theater.  it’s just not my thing…although if my beautiful wife asks me to go, i will definetly go, because i don’t want to miss sharing a couple of hours by her side….

6.  if you’re out on RICHMOND LAKE this weekend, and see water balloons soaring over your head, THAT’S US….my brother and sister in law have a water balloon launcher that will send them halfway across RICHMOND LAKE….most people that come by in the parade expect us to hit them, but occasionally we get the old “fuddy duds” that complain….i think we’ll give them both barrels this weekend…ha ha

7.  STUPID KIDS….when my brother TROY and I were young, we used to go down the street in BRITTON, to our friends, THE HARDINA’S and shoot off some fireworks with KENDALL…we used to put firecrackers in our back pocket and blow the pockets off of our pants…STUPID….we used to have bottle rocket fights…STUPID…we used to catch frogs and put firecrackers in their mouth and throw them in the air, and KABOOM…NOW THAT WAS FUN….i only tell you this for one reason…DON’T DO IT….WE WERE STUPID TO DO THESE THINGS, AND COULD HAVE BEEN SERIOUSLY HURT…IF YOU ARE A CHILD AND ARE READING THIS…PLEASE DON’T BE STUPID LIKE WE WERE…i actually know a guy that had his eye taken out by a bottle rocket….he now has been sporting a “glass eye” since the 70’s….see, it does happen!!!

8.  champion competitive eater TAKERU KOBAYASHI may not be in this year’s 4th of july hot dog eating contest on CONEY ISLAND…apparently there’s a problem with his contract…HE ATE IT…

9.  40 percent of AMERICANS expect JESUS CHRIST to return in the next 40 years….and if he goes thru ARIZONA, he’d better bring a BIBLE along for I.D……

10.  a COLORADO woman claims that she crashed her car because she saw “A VAMPIRE.”  and wouldn’t you know it…just her luck…her insurance company only covers FRANKENSTEIN AND THE WOLFMAN…

11.  LARRY KING announced that he is retiring from CNN…on his very last show, LARRY KING will bring back his very first guest…MOSES….

12.  critics are trashing the new TWILIGHT vampire movie “ECLIPSE.”…they say that the ‘living dead’ have overstayed their welcome…much like LARRY KING….

13.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A salesman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when he sees a Navajo man hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, he stops the car and the Navajo man climbs in.

During their small talk, the Navajo man glances surreptitiously at a brown bag on the front seat between them.

“If you’re wondering what’s in the bag,” offers the salesman, “it’s a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife.”

The Navajo man is silent for awhile, nods several times and says, “Good trade.”

HAVE A WONDERFUL SAFE 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND…TALK TO YOU TUESDAY MORNING…

JAY DEAN

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