random thoughts for tuesday july 20th, 2010

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1.  we continue our salute to M*A*S*H….

check out this cool painting of the cast….

today, we salute the “lovebirds” from the show….MAJOR FRANK BURNS, AND “HOT LIPS” HOOLIHAN….

ladies first….actress LORETTA SWIT played “HOT LIPS” HOOLIHAN on the show….she was the sultry, steamy, cast member…ha ha…here she is back on the show…

and here is LORETTA SWIT today at the age of 72….

actor LARRY LINVILLE played the “squirrely” MAJOR FRANK BURNS, who was the love interest of “HOT LIPS”, even though both of them were married back in the states….here he is on the show…

LARRY LINVILLE died at the age of 60 back in 2000…here’s a picture from later in life….not a good picture, but yet a picture…

we will continue our “M*A*S*H” tribute tomorrow….

2.  YOUR ALBUM COVER OF THE DAY:

i used to be IN LOVE with”THE ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA”, or “ELO”….this is one of my favorite albums by the group….

“OUT OF THE BLUE” featured such ELO classics as “TURN TO STONE”, “SWEET TALKIN’ WOMAN”, “MR. BLUE SKY” and more…..JEFF LYNNE is the mastermind behind “ELO”, and he’s considered a man of brilliance….i would heartily agree….

BONUS!!!

here’s the live video of “TURN TO STONE” with “ELO”…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMmRyyU0SOo

and here’s “MR. BLUE SKY”….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Ncxw1xfck

3.  YOUR CLASSIC TV COMMERCIAL:

i used to be afraid to pee, because of that little man in our toilet…remember the “TY-D-BOL” MAN?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPPBnciNAqI

4.  i had a BLAST with the girls at ADAM AND EVE STYLING SALON yesterday….it looked like an adult prom…i had a tux on, and the girls were all dressed in formals…it was a celebration of 40 years in business, and even the first owner, LISA was there…her daughter LORI runs the place now……i will hopefully have a couple of pictures tomorrow…

5.  ZSA ZSA GABOR had successful hip replacement surgery yesterday after falling out of bed and breaking some bones…believe it or not she is 93 years old….93 !!!! here’s an older picture of ZSA ZSA, and a picture of what she looks like today…

6.  HEY, ONE WEEK IN A ROW OF CHURCH SOFTBALL WITHOUT THE AMBULANCE COMING TO OUR GAME…but it was close, because our outfielders have decided not to call for the ball…ha ha….you may remember last week, we had a collision and a young lady got knocked completely out….that was super scary….i’m not taking a chance of getting hurt…i have planted my butt firmly on the bench…ha ha

7.  so, the other day in church at HECLA, we were talking about the MARSHALL COUNTY SHARPSHOOTERS being the “national champs” at the bb gun tournament in ARKANSAS….i told a couple of guys what IDIOTS, my brother TROY AND I were…we used to shoot each other in the butts with a bb gun….PLEASE, KIDS, DON’T TRY THIS…WE WERE STUPID…THIS SHOULD NOT BE DONE….but, since i said this, you’d be suprised the number of people that did this back in the 60’s and 70’s….CRAZY KIDS…

8.  according to new research, the more a middle aged woman weighs, the worse her memory is….in a related story, KIRSTIE ALLEY can’t remember what she had for breakfast this morning…

9.  a watchdog group claims that MINNESOTA SENATOR AL FRANKEN, was elected because convicted criminals were allowed to vote…HEY THERE’S A CHANGE…usually it’s law abiding citizens voting for criminals….

10.  PRESIDENT OBAMA’S approval rating in ARIZONA has plummeted to 28 percent….asked if they like OBAMA, 28 percent of the people said, “SI”….

11.  LEVI JOHNSTON will wear camouflage when he marries BRISTOL PALIN…apparently he’s still trying to hid the wedding from SARAH PALIN…

12.  TIGER WOODS is taking heat for dropping the “F-BOMB”, on live television during the BRITISH OPEN….gee, i hope this doesn’t tarnish his image…

13.  worries about seepage and a possible methane gas leak at the capped gulf well is the lead story today…well, now that it could be methane gas, BP has already blamed it on the dog….

14.  LUO PINCHAO, the word’s oldest opera singer, has died at the age of 98…hmm..i wonder which fat woman sang….

15.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

Two psychic healers meet in the street – “You’re fine – how am I?”

HA HA…OR HOW ABOUT THIS ONE….

Two blonde carpenters were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in.

The other, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, “Why are you throwing those nails away?”

The first explained, “If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it’s pointed toward me, I throw it away ’cause it’s defective. If it’s pointed toward the house, then I nail it in!”

The second blonde got completely upset and yelled, “You moron! The nails pointed toward you aren’t defective! They’re for the other side of the house!”

HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY MY FRIENDS…

JAY DEAN

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