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1.  in our “today and yesterday” segment, we feature actor DONNIE MOST, who played “RALPH MALPH” on “HAPPY DAYS.”  he was one of RICHIE CUNNINGHAM’S friends…here he is from the show…

and here’s DONNIE MOST today at the tender age of 57…

2.  THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

“if you spend a  day doing nothing, how do you know when you are done?”

3.  CLASSIC COMMERCIAL FOR TODAY:

here are four commercials from the late 60’s and early 70’s on saturday morning cartoons….how cool….the cheerios commercial brought back memories…..plus a classic “tootsie pop commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlvS1V30Gf0

4.  HOLY GRASSHOPPERS BATMAN….there  must be a grasshopper infestation out west…..on our way to RAPID CITY this past saturday, JEANNIE AND I stopped at a rest area a few miles from WALL…..and we couldn’t believe the grasshoppers in the grass….they were EVERYWHERE…..  i hadn’t heard on the news about a grasshopper problem, but i guarantee they have one.

5.  well, church softball is done for another year….and as i mentioned before, my team from ST. JOHN’S IN HECLA, won the tournament after having a very mediocre season.  before we completely wrap up the season, i want to salute a man who is so important to the church softball league.  his name is TOM MEYER…..TOM works so hard, with really no recognition, to get the church league lined up, and he works hard up until the season is over…and even after that…..church league softball wouldn’t go as smoothly, or be as fun without TOM MEYER…TOM, i salute you, and i thank you for another awesome year…your talents don’t go unnoticed by yours truly, and our team.

6.  i did my first weigh-in yesterday for our “weight loss challenge” at the station, and i lost FOUR POUNDS….i’m not really happy with that, but i should be, because i didn’t work out once last week, and i’ve eaten like KIRSTIE ALLEY AND ROSIE O’DONNELL this past week…..i have absolutely ZERO self control, and i’m scared of what the NFL season is going to bring, because i usually hit the couch with a pizza and popcorn and a couple of bottles of diet pepsi…..this could be bad….

7.  a VENEZUELAN poltician is funding his campaign for the NATIONAL ASSEMBLY, by raffling off a breast implant operation…wow….although it does make sense….consider most politicians are big boobs….

8.  OPRAH may tape her very last show this fall in CHICAGO’S SOLDIER FIELD….however, she should also consider WRIGLEY FIELD, being the CHICAGO CUBS never use it in OCTOBER…

9.  lingerie makers say that thanks to the “MAD MEN” fashion craze, women are wearing granny panties again….that’s why the men are mad….

10.  baseball star ROGER CLEMENS has pleaded not guilty to charges of lying to CONGRESS about alleged use of performance enhancing drugs….CLEMENS then pleaded guilty to lying about lying, and then pleaded not guilty about lying about lying about lying….

11.  a new report shows that the UNITED STATES wasted billions rebuilding IRAQ…and HEIDI MONTAG….

12.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
    “Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man.
    “We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.
    “Oh, come along with me then.”
    “But sir, I have a wife with two children!”
    “Bring them along! And you, come with us too!”, he said to the other man.
    “But sir, I have a wife with six children!” the second man answered.
    “Bring them as well!”
    They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
    The lawyer replied, “No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall.”

HAVE A WONDERFUL TUESDAY MY FRIENDS..

JAY DEAN

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1.  actor BILL DAILY is 83 years old today….you may not remember the name, but you’ll definetly remember him.  BILL DAILY played the character HOWARD BORDEN on the “BOB NEWHART SHOW” back in the 70’s…before that, he played LARRY HAGMAN’S friend, ROGER HEALEY on “I DREAM OF JEANNIE.”  here’s a couple of older picture of BILL DAILY….including a couple of cast photos….

and here is BILL DAILY today at the age of 83…the first one is with his “NEWHART” co-star MARCIA WALLACE…

2.  and now, the nominees for “worst football play so far in 2010″….ummm…there’s only one nominee, so they are THE WINNER….check this out…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azXcaxjFgF8

3.  ALBUM COVER OF THE DAY:

it’s the very first album that my brother TROY AND I bought together, and millions of people had this album…it’s PETER FRAMPTON’S “FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE.”

this legendary album featured the FRAMPTON classics like “SHOW ME THE WAY”, “BABY I LOVE YOUR WAY”, and many others…

PETER FRAMPTON is still out there rockin’ at the age of 60…but he’s lost his signature “wavy hair” that drove women nuts…

here’s a recent video when PETER FRAMPTON was on ‘FOX NEWS’…he’s performing “SHOW ME THE WAY.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_vvgxW7tuo

and here’s “BABY I LOVE YOUR WAY”, live in concert…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QiwDk7oL58

4.  JEANNIE AND I had a long long day of driving on saturday, as we went to RAPID CITY and back for a “pick-up” for a job of mine….we drove all the way, were only in RAPID CITY for about an hour, and then drove home…long long trip, but the most fun i’ve had with my beautiful wife in awhile….we played a game on the way out and the way home, where we watched license plates trying to see if we could notice HALF of the UNITED STATES on I-90…and guess what?  we found EXACTLY HALF….which ones?  these ones…

WASHINGTON, INDIANA, NEW YORK, MONTANA, VIRGINIA, FLORIDA, NORTH DAKOTA, MINNESOTA, OHIO, OREGON, ILLINOIS, SOUTH CAROLINA, PENNSYLVANIA, MISSOURI, GEORGIA, WISCONSIN, TENNESSEE, NEBRASKA, WYOMING, OKLAHOMA, NEW MEXICO, KENTUCKY, NEW JERSEY, IOWA, AND CALIFORNIA. 

we also saw QUEBEC, ONTARIO, AND MANITOBA….of course, we didn’t count the greatest state in the country, SOUTH DAKOTA, because there were a ton of them..ha ha

5.  WHAT A DAY YESTERDAY….it was our family “FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFT” yesterday at our home in WARNER…what a blast!!! except for our stupid INTERNET crashing and kicking us off our c0mputers thruought the day….that torked us off…i had first pick of the draft and took CHRIS JOHNSON OF THE TENNESSEE TITANS….after the draft, our “master chef” MITCHELL grilled burgers on our “treager grill” and they were AWESOME…MITCHELL loves to grill, so he was in all of his glory…

6.  ugh….MITCHELL AND I went to see a movie that were were dying to see….the movie is called “THE LAST EXORCISM”….it looked super scary, and we couldn’t wait to see it….so after our long trip to RAPID CITY, i took MITCHELL to see the late show, and other than spending quality time with my son, it was totally NOT WORTH IT…what a pile!!!  it had a couple of moments that were slightly scary, but other than that was incredibly stupid….people were groaning when the movie got over, and were complaining to each other out in the hallway afterwards….DISAPPOINTING, BIG TIME….

7.  SHIRLEY SHERROD turned down an offer to return to the USDA after she was fired..it’s a good thing she did that…they were going to make here the official “egg taster.”

8.  scientists have discovered that the very first cannibals ate each other for nutrition….and of course, the cannibals are credited for coming up with the phrase “FINGER LICKIN’ GOOD.”

9.  wow…a ghost hunter who was looking for the legendary “ghost train” in NORTH CAROLINA, didn’t realize that a REAL TRAIN was coming, and he was struck and killed…but there is good news in this tragedy….he’s finally meeting some real ghosts…..

10.  a 603 pound woman in THAILAND was finally able to leave her home for THE FIRST TIME in years, with the help of a forklift….however, they weren’t as successful trying to get her thru the front doors of KFC….

11.  the 7th annual WORLD TESTICLE COOKING WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP took place in SERBIA over the weekend…many of the guests said that they had a ball….

12.  WILL FORTE is leaving “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE”….show creator LORNE MICHAELS immediately had FORTE’S office fumigated to get the stench of his “MACGRUBER” movie out of it….

13.  a toilet that belonged to JOHN LENNON was sold for over $14,000 dollars at an auction on saturday…sources say that this toilet is where LENNON write his hit song, “LUCY ON THE CAN WITH CHARMIN.”

14.  a man in LOS ANGELES was charged with trying to break into PARIS HILTON’S home…she had to pick him out of a police lineup, because when he was entering, four other guys were leaving…..OUCH…

15.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver’s door.
     “Is there a problem Officer?”
     The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?”
     The driver responds, “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.”
     “You don’t have one?”
     The man responds, “I lost it four times for drunk driving.”
     The policeman is shocked. “I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?”
     “I’m sorry, I can’t do that.”
     The policeman says, “Why not?”
     “I stole this car.”
     The officer says, “Stole it?”
     The man says, “Yes, and I killed the owner.”
     At this point the officer is getting irate. “You what!?”
     “She’s in the trunk if you want to see.”
     The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.
     Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
     The senior officer says “Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!”
     The man steps out of his vehicle. “Is there a problem sir?”
     “One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.”
     “Murdered the owner?”
     The officer responds, “Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please?”
     The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
     The officer says, “Is this your car sir?”
     The man says “Yes,” and hands over the registration papers.
     The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. “One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.”
     The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
     “Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner.”
     The man replies, “I bet you the lying jerk told you I was speeding, too!”

HAVE A GREAT MONDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN


 

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1.  IT’S STARSKY AND HUTCH TIME…..remember that great show from the 70’s?  STARSKY AND HUTCH starred DAVID SOUL and PAUL MICHAEL GLASER….let’s find out what they ‘ve been up to….first of all, let’s do a team picture…..

here’s DAVID SOUL back on the show…

and here’s DAVID SOUL today at the tender age of 66…..

here’s PAUL MICHAEL GLASER years ago…

and here he is today at the age of  67….

and here’s one of both of the boys recently….

2.  TRIVIA TIME….

DAVID  SOUL, not only appeared on “STARSKY AND HUTCH”, but also had a massive number one hit in 1976…remember what it was?  it was the super ballad “DON’T GIVE UP ON US”, which turned out to be one of the biggest selling singles of 1976…here’s the video of DAVID SOUL singing his big hit….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY8APrYU2Gs

3.  makes me sad that summer is almost over, and last night was, i believe, the FIRST TIME that we have pulled out the ping pong table…..we played a few games last night, and i cannot believe how far my wife has come in ping pong…..i used to “clean her clock”, but now she’s right there with me, even winning once in awhile…you see, my brother TROY AND I played ping pong all the time when we were kids, while we played at our grandparent’s house in BRITTON…and in college, we had a ping pong table at KRAMER HALL at NSU…so we played all the time there, too….but you see, JEANNIE is naturally talented at sports, so she doesn’t need years of practice…..i’d say by next summer she will OWN ME…

4.  this was voted the funniest EUROPEAN commercial of 2005….see what you think…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fitxofd7kOA

5.  i am a huge huge huge fan of horror movies, and so are my sons TYLER AND MITCHELL…but we are kind of freaking out about going to the new movie called “THE LAST EXORCISM”….it starts tonight at CARMIKE, and we’re planning on seeing it, but it looks so damn scary….

we’re planning on going tonight, but we’ll have to see…if i do see it, you’ll get a full critique on monday….if i don’t have a heart attack during the movie!!!!

6.  YEAH..IT’S FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFT TIME….i have two drafts coming up…sunday will be my “family league” draft at our house, and next wednesday it’s the radio station draft here at the station….MY FAVORITE TIME OF THE YEAR IS HERE, BABY….

7.  a man in FLORIDA was arrested after getting into a profanity-laced argument with his BICYCLE….YES, HIS BICYCLE…it all started when his bike flipped him off…..

8.   SALT LAKE CITY man was arrested for shooting his company’s computer server….good luck finding 12 jurors who don’t sympathize with that feeling!!!

9.  a man in GERMANY was shot in the head and didn’t notice it for FIVE YEARS…it’s a strange weird story, but doctor’s say the man is keeping an open mind….(oooohhh, that was bad.)

10.  TLC has a new show featuring a couple and their SIX CHILDREN…these parents have to change FIFTY DIAPERS A DAY….which is the same thing they have to do on “60 MINUTES.”

11.  NFL owners are pushing to move to an 18 game season and do away with a couple of pre season games….instead of having practice games, each team will just have to play THE DETROIT LIONS…. (sorry BRI….yep, beleive it or not, someone does like the LIONS.)

12.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

 A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband.
When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
    As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?”
    “What, dear?” his wife asked gently.
    “I think you bring me bad luck.”

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY..

JAY DEAN

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1.  today we’re going to salute the “kids” from “THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES.”  of course, they’re not kids anymore…not by a longshot….LADIES FIRST…..actress DONNA DOUGLAS played “ELLY MAE” on “THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES.”  here’s beautiful picture of her back on the show….

here’s DONNA DOUGLAS today…she is 76 years old…

actor MAX BAER, JR., played “JETHRO BODINE”, on the show…MAX is a multi millionaire businessman today….huge in LAS VEGAS….here’s MAX BAER, JR., as we remember him on the show…..

and here he is today at the age of 72….

2.  CLASSIC COMMERCIAL FOR TODAY:

here’s a cool saturday morning cartoon commercial break from 1977, featuring “JOHNNY QUEST.”  i actually remember these commercials…see if you do….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uh67MTTJLM

3.  singer LAURA BRANNIGAN died on this date in 2004 at the age of 47 due to a brain anaurysm….tragic and early end to a great singer….as a tribute to her, here’s a “live” 1989 performing of her number one hit, “GLORIA.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_krKjEPbMt4

4.  THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

“i just found out yesterday that i have “FURNITURE DISEASE.”  that’s where your chest falls into your drawers.”

5.  i feel for the area kids…i used to HATE the first week of school. normally it was super duper hot, and our schools back then certainly didn’t have air conditioning.  i remember sitting in the classroom at good ole LANGFORD HIGH SCHOOL, with the windows open, and warm air being blown into the classroom.  then i’d get tired from the heat, close my eyes and take a snooze, then get yelled at…ha ha….by the way, the greatest line ever given to me in school?  my history teacher told me as i was looking out the window, “JAY, PAY ATTENTION…RIGHT NOW YOU’RE ABOUT AS FAR AWAY FROM HERE AS YOUR GRADE IS FROM AN “A”…..classic…..

6.  the greatest thing about this weather and getting back to school?  playing softball in PHY.ED….used to love that…hated dodgeball, because i always took one to the face….no matter where i went, or what i did, i took one of those big red balls right to the face…….and i was always the last one picked…..even the girl that weighed 400 pounds and only had one leg and one arm got picked before me….okay, maybe i made the last part up, but i was one of the last ones picked….even my best friend JASON wouldn’t pick me to be on his team until the end of the lineup….talk about creating anxiety in a young boy…..ha ha

7.  DAN QUAYLE’S son BEN QUAYLE won a GOP congressional nomination in ARIZONA out of a field of ten candidates…or as his dad DAN put it, “he beat out six other people.”

8.  this week, IRAN began fueling it’s first nuclear plant.  the UNITED STATES fired back by buying two IOWA egg farms….

9.  PARIS HILTON tweeted from her house that a guy was trying to break in…this was quite a change for PARIS, because normally a guy is trying to BREAK OUT of her house….

10.  LINDSAY LOHAN was released from rehab yesterday after serving just 23 days of her 90 day sentence…why 23 days?  because that’s exactly how long it takes her movies to go from the theaters to DVD…

11.  a new study says that chronic fatigue syndrome may be linked to a virus found in mice…no way…then how do you explain SPEEDY GONZALEZ?

12.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

Two fellows from Mississippi were sitting around talking one afternoon.
    After a while the first fellow says to the second, “If’n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin’, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?”
The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, “Well, I don’t know about that, but it sure would make us even.”

THAT’S IT FOR TODAY…ENJOY YOUR THURSDAY…

JAY DEAN