DISCOUNT VAC AND DAKOTA HOT TUBS, proudly bring you another edition of the daily blog….
GEEZ…WHAT A NERD….(nice gum in the mouth, too)
1. in our “today and yesterday” segment, we feature MRS. GARRETT from “THE FACTS OF LIFE.” it’s actress CHARLOTTE RAE……here she is on the show with the girls….
did you know that “THE FACTS OF LIFE” was a spinoff? yep…MRS. GARRETT was the housekeeper on “DIFFERENT STROKES.” here’s a couple of pictures from today of CHARLOTTE RAE…she’s 84 years old….
2. YOUR THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
“if a doctor suddenly has a heart attack during surgery, will the rest of the staff work on the doctor, or continue on the patient..”…bet you never thought of that, huh?
3. ALBUM COVER OF THE DAY:
here’s an album that many of us had…
it’s LEO SAYER’S 1977 album “ENDLESS FLIGHT”, which featured the great songs, “YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANCING”, and the awesome ballad, “WHEN I NEED YOU.”
here’s the video for “YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANCING”..
and here’s the video for “WHEN I NEED YOU.” this is a recent video, too…
4. THOSE DAMN GNATS ARE BACK TODAY…ya know, they’re almost worse than flies….
5. i have never worked out…don’t have the willpower….but the last two days i started working out at 3:30am, and so far, i’ve never felt better….i walked a mile and a half on a treadmill yesterday, and two and a half miles this morning. my goal is to take off 30 pounds by CHRISTMAS….
6. i had a bowl of vegetable beef soup recently in a dining establishment, and it had ONE LITTLE CUBE of beef in it….i about died laughing…
7. i made a quick trip to SIOUX FALLS yesterday…left ABERDEEN at 2:45pm….arrived in SIOUX FALLS around 5:30pm or so….left SIOUX FALLS by 6:30pm, made a couple of stops and got back to ABERDEEN around 10:15 last night….fell asleep about 11:15, and got up at 3am…do the math…not a lot of sleep….and i’m trying to cut out DIET PEPSI…i’m trying to cut out those “fake” energy boosts….
8. LIZ CHENEY said that now that her dad, DICK CHENEY is out of the hospital, he plans to start hunting…what the heck? IS IT LAWYER SEASON ALREADY?
9. the APPLE executive who oversees I-PHONE has resigned…to recognize his work for the company, there will be no reception….(get it? reception? phone?….ok, that was a stretch)
10. LEVI JOHNSTON is running for city office in WASILLA, ALASKA….let’s see…he’s impregnated numerous women…he’s been photographed naked…HECK, HE’S PERFECT FOR POLITICS….
11. a chinese man, who had the world’s BIGGEST MAN BOOBS, has had them surgically removed…we wish him the breast of luck…uh, i mean, best of luck….whoops…
12. rocker ROD STEWART is going to be a dad at the age of 66….wow….hope they can find “TWO FOR ONE” sales on diapers….
13. JOKE OF THE DAY:
Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, “It could have been worse.” To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so terrible, that even Frank could find no hope in it.
On the golf course one day, one of them said, “Frank, did you hear about Tom? He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the gun on himself!”
“That`s awful,” said Frank, “But it could have been worse.”
“How in the hell,” asked his bewildered friend, “Could it have been worse?”
“Well,” replied Frank, “If it happened the night before, I`d be dead now!”
HAVE A GREAT HUMP DAY….