random thoughts for monday august 30th, 2010

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1.  actor BILL DAILY is 83 years old today….you may not remember the name, but you’ll definetly remember him.  BILL DAILY played the character HOWARD BORDEN on the “BOB NEWHART SHOW” back in the 70’s…before that, he played LARRY HAGMAN’S friend, ROGER HEALEY on “I DREAM OF JEANNIE.”  here’s a couple of older picture of BILL DAILY….including a couple of cast photos….

and here is BILL DAILY today at the age of 83…the first one is with his “NEWHART” co-star MARCIA WALLACE…

2.  and now, the nominees for “worst football play so far in 2010″….ummm…there’s only one nominee, so they are THE WINNER….check this out…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azXcaxjFgF8

3.  ALBUM COVER OF THE DAY:

it’s the very first album that my brother TROY AND I bought together, and millions of people had this album…it’s PETER FRAMPTON’S “FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE.”

this legendary album featured the FRAMPTON classics like “SHOW ME THE WAY”, “BABY I LOVE YOUR WAY”, and many others…

PETER FRAMPTON is still out there rockin’ at the age of 60…but he’s lost his signature “wavy hair” that drove women nuts…

here’s a recent video when PETER FRAMPTON was on ‘FOX NEWS’…he’s performing “SHOW ME THE WAY.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_vvgxW7tuo

and here’s “BABY I LOVE YOUR WAY”, live in concert…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QiwDk7oL58

4.  JEANNIE AND I had a long long day of driving on saturday, as we went to RAPID CITY and back for a “pick-up” for a job of mine….we drove all the way, were only in RAPID CITY for about an hour, and then drove home…long long trip, but the most fun i’ve had with my beautiful wife in awhile….we played a game on the way out and the way home, where we watched license plates trying to see if we could notice HALF of the UNITED STATES on I-90…and guess what?  we found EXACTLY HALF….which ones?  these ones…

WASHINGTON, INDIANA, NEW YORK, MONTANA, VIRGINIA, FLORIDA, NORTH DAKOTA, MINNESOTA, OHIO, OREGON, ILLINOIS, SOUTH CAROLINA, PENNSYLVANIA, MISSOURI, GEORGIA, WISCONSIN, TENNESSEE, NEBRASKA, WYOMING, OKLAHOMA, NEW MEXICO, KENTUCKY, NEW JERSEY, IOWA, AND CALIFORNIA. 

we also saw QUEBEC, ONTARIO, AND MANITOBA….of course, we didn’t count the greatest state in the country, SOUTH DAKOTA, because there were a ton of them..ha ha

5.  WHAT A DAY YESTERDAY….it was our family “FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFT” yesterday at our home in WARNER…what a blast!!! except for our stupid INTERNET crashing and kicking us off our c0mputers thruought the day….that torked us off…i had first pick of the draft and took CHRIS JOHNSON OF THE TENNESSEE TITANS….after the draft, our “master chef” MITCHELL grilled burgers on our “treager grill” and they were AWESOME…MITCHELL loves to grill, so he was in all of his glory…

6.  ugh….MITCHELL AND I went to see a movie that were were dying to see….the movie is called “THE LAST EXORCISM”….it looked super scary, and we couldn’t wait to see it….so after our long trip to RAPID CITY, i took MITCHELL to see the late show, and other than spending quality time with my son, it was totally NOT WORTH IT…what a pile!!!  it had a couple of moments that were slightly scary, but other than that was incredibly stupid….people were groaning when the movie got over, and were complaining to each other out in the hallway afterwards….DISAPPOINTING, BIG TIME….

7.  SHIRLEY SHERROD turned down an offer to return to the USDA after she was fired..it’s a good thing she did that…they were going to make here the official “egg taster.”

8.  scientists have discovered that the very first cannibals ate each other for nutrition….and of course, the cannibals are credited for coming up with the phrase “FINGER LICKIN’ GOOD.”

9.  wow…a ghost hunter who was looking for the legendary “ghost train” in NORTH CAROLINA, didn’t realize that a REAL TRAIN was coming, and he was struck and killed…but there is good news in this tragedy….he’s finally meeting some real ghosts…..

10.  a 603 pound woman in THAILAND was finally able to leave her home for THE FIRST TIME in years, with the help of a forklift….however, they weren’t as successful trying to get her thru the front doors of KFC….

11.  the 7th annual WORLD TESTICLE COOKING WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP took place in SERBIA over the weekend…many of the guests said that they had a ball….

12.  WILL FORTE is leaving “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE”….show creator LORNE MICHAELS immediately had FORTE’S office fumigated to get the stench of his “MACGRUBER” movie out of it….

13.  a toilet that belonged to JOHN LENNON was sold for over $14,000 dollars at an auction on saturday…sources say that this toilet is where LENNON write his hit song, “LUCY ON THE CAN WITH CHARMIN.”

14.  a man in LOS ANGELES was charged with trying to break into PARIS HILTON’S home…she had to pick him out of a police lineup, because when he was entering, four other guys were leaving…..OUCH…

15.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver’s door.
     “Is there a problem Officer?”
     The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?”
     The driver responds, “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.”
     “You don’t have one?”
     The man responds, “I lost it four times for drunk driving.”
     The policeman is shocked. “I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?”
     “I’m sorry, I can’t do that.”
     The policeman says, “Why not?”
     “I stole this car.”
     The officer says, “Stole it?”
     The man says, “Yes, and I killed the owner.”
     At this point the officer is getting irate. “You what!?”
     “She’s in the trunk if you want to see.”
     The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.
     Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
     The senior officer says “Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!”
     The man steps out of his vehicle. “Is there a problem sir?”
     “One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.”
     “Murdered the owner?”
     The officer responds, “Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please?”
     The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
     The officer says, “Is this your car sir?”
     The man says “Yes,” and hands over the registration papers.
     The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. “One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.”
     The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
     “Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner.”
     The man replies, “I bet you the lying jerk told you I was speeding, too!”

HAVE A GREAT MONDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN


 

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