random thoughts for friday september 24th, 2010

***HEY, I CAN DO A BLOG TODAY….sorry about yesterday..stupid website was down most of the day…oh well, the perils of modern technology…..anyway, here goes…

 

DISCOUNT VAC AND DAKOTA HOT TUBS BOTH BRING YOU TODAY’S DAILY BLOG…

1.  “ONE ADAM TWELVE…ONE ADAM TWELVE…WE HAVE A 211 GOING DOWN AT 124  SYCAMORE DRIVE…..” and so went the TV show “ADAM 12″…i used to LOVE that show…i watched an episode the other day, and it seems to be still as strong today as it was back then….

the reason we’re doing this ADAM 12 salute, is that one of it’s stars is celebrating a birthday….actor KENT MCCORD is 68 years old this weekend….remember him?

here he is today at 68…..

the other star of the show was actor MARTIN MILNER…he’s still kicking at the age of 78….remember him?

and here he is today….

and here are the guys together, back in the day….

2.  yesterday, when the website didn’t work, i was going to salute MICKEY ROONEY…the legendary actor turned 90 yesterday!!!NINETY….and still acting….here’s a couple of older pictures of MICKEY ROONEY, including one with his co-star of many movies…JUDY GARLAND….

and here is MICKEY ROONEY today at 90…………

3.  SAD NEWS….50’s crooner, dad of actress CARRIE FISHER, and former husband of DEBBIE REYNOLDS, AND ELIZABETH TAYLOR,   EDDIE FISHER has died at the age of 82……

here’s EDDIE FISHER back in the day…

and here he was recently….

4.  the “PHILADELPHIA DAILY TIMES” wins the “HEADLINE OF THE WEEK” contest…if we had one….ha ha……..remember MICHAEL VICK’S dog trial?  well, they had a little fun this week when MICHAEL VICK was named the starting quarterback of the PHILADELPHIA EAGLES…check this out….

TOP DOG…NOW THAT’S FUNNY……………..

5.  i smell a hit tv show….last night was the debut of “OUTSOURCED” on NBC….it follows great tv shows like “30 ROCK”, “COMMUNITY” and my personal favorite “THE OFFICE.”  it’s a show about an AMERICAN guy, who has to go to INDIA to run a sales crew….pretty funny stuff…i really enjoyed it. which means one thing…IT WILL BE CANCELLED…ha ha..

here’s the cast:

6.  BETTY WHITE MANIA continues….what a comeback for this wonderful lady…last night, BETTY WHITE made an appearance on the tv show”COMMUNITY” as a professor at a college…and she was FUNNY….even using one of those “DART BLOWERS” to stun a student….then afterwards on “THE OFFICE”, CREED was asked why, as the oldest guy in the office, he signed up for this young guy’s TWITTER account…here’s what CREED had to say….”EVERYWHERE I TURN, IT’S BETTY WHITE…BETTY WHITE..BETTY WHITE….this young guy doesn’t write about BETTY WHITE, and i like that.”  that’s kind of a synopsis of what he said…..so, even when she’s not on the show, BETTY WHITE is being talked about….

7.  our thoughts and prayers are going out to everyone in the region who is suffering from very heavy rains…some people recieved IN EXCESS OF TEN INCHES in the past few days….i was watching one of the news channels last night from SIOUX FALLS, and they made me laugh….the story went something like this…

“THE CITY OF SIOUX FALLS HAS ONCE AGAIN STARTED DUMPING SEWAGE INTO THE SIOUX RIVER…RESIDENTS ARE ASKED TO STAY OUT OF THE SIOUX RIVER.”

GEEZ…NO KIDDING…..it’s sad that this statement had to be made…which means one thing….someone recently must have been swimming in this feces infested waters…YUCK…..

8.  BILL CLINTON compared himself to SARAH PALIN, and said that they’re “A LOT ALIKE.”  i know what he means…early in both of their careers they were fantasizing about high heels under the OVAL OFFICE desk….

9.  two new dinosaur species were unearthed in UTAH…researchers do have names for them, but LARRY KING just calls them MOM AND DAD…

10.  in GEORGIA, a death row inmate ate a big meal before his execution…if he was smart, he would have ordered EGGS…

11.  a TV station in DETROIT has filmed CHRYSLER automobile workers every day for weeks, as they drove to a park for lunch, guzzled 40 ounce beers, and smoked pot, and then drove back to build JEEP GRAND CHEROKEES…..HEY, WE FINALLY FOUND OUT WHAT THAT “NEW CAR SMELL” IS……

12.  BENTLEY is recalling 600 cars because of dangerous hood ornaments…..MEL GIBSON had the same problem…his hood ornament kept getting caught on mail boxes…

13.  SESAME STREET has pulled  a segment with singer KATY PERRY, because parents were upset that her outfit showed too much cleavage….”TODAY’S SHOW IS BEING BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER ‘DOUBLE D’……

14.  BLOCKBUSTER has filed for CHAPTER 11…crap…i should have given you a “spoiler alert.”

15.  health officials and pest experts are meeting in CHICAGO about the nationwide “bedbug” infestation…officials say that they are “itching” to get started…..

16.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A group of ladies, who were in the same class at school, met up for a reunion every ten years.
    When they were thirty they went to the Ocean Grill because the waiters were so handsome and sexy.
    When they were forty they went to the same restaurant because it was near to the weight loss clinic they all attended.
    When they were fifty, again they chose the Ocean Grill as the view of the sea was unparalleled.
    When they were sixty it had to be their old haunt because the menu had easily chewable dishes.
    When they were seventy the Ocean Grill was ideal because of its wheelchair access.
    When they were eighty they went to the Ocean Grill because they’d never been there before.

HAVE A BLESSED, WONDERFUL WEEKEND…

JAY DEAN

 

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