DISCOUNT VAC AND DAKOTA HOT TUBS BOTH IN ABERDEEN BRING YOU TODAY’S DAILY BLOG…THANKS GUYS!!!!!!
1. we have a couple of birthdays to celebrate today…first of all, the “man from AUSTRALIA”, is having a birthday….MR. CROCODILE DUNDEE himself, PAUL HOGAN is turning 71 today…yeah, 71…that’s hard to believe…..here’s PAUL as we remember him from that very funny movie.
here’s PAUL HOGAN today on his 71st, birthday….
2. funnyman CHEVY CHASE turns 67 today…..yepper, he’s getting up there, too…..CHEVY CHASE is, of course, known for SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, and the fantastic movie “NATIONAL LAMPOON’S VACATION.” here’s CHEVY CHASE back in his heyday….
and here is CHEVY CHASE looking very distinguished at the age of 67………………….
****you can still watch CHEVY CHASE on tv…he stars in the NBC sitcom “COMMUNITY”, which is on at 7:00 thursday nights…i really really like that show…..
3. we had so much fun yesterday with that news blooper, that i thought i would have some more fun for you today…..
keep in mind……THESE ARE NOT MEANT TO BE DIRTY…GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTERS!!!!! ha ha
4. last night WARNER HIGH SCHOOL had their 2010 homecoming festivities, and congrats are in order to new king CARSON STANGE and new queen TAYLOR ROZELL. our son MITCHELL was a finalist too, and looked darn sharp in his brand new suit!!!!
5. what is with raccoons? in the last few months, i have seen NUMEROUS TIMES when there is one dead one on the road, there is also another one with them….what? RACCOONS HAVE DOUBLE DEATH WISHES?
6. a new study says that some parents are putting their “fetuses” on FACEBOOK…giving them a profile a little bit early…that’s stupid….by the way, what do they put for “relationship”? “ATTACHED?”
7. a woman from SOUTH CAROLINA is engaged to be married to a CONVICTED KILLER….wow….here’s the deal…the groom has a life sentence, and is about to be given another……
8. a CHINESE farmer has grown a cucumber FIVE FEET SEVEN INCHES LONG, just by applying horse manure….not suprising….look how our government has grown thanks to all the horse crap…..
9. thanks to I-TUNES, the cast of “GLEE” has landed 75 singles in the BILLBOARD HOT 100 charts, surpassing the BEATLES 71 singles….YEAH, PASSING THE LEGENDARY BEATLES…but it’s not a fair comparison…it’s like comparing apples to crap….
10. a survey finds that 20 percent of women, say that they would sleep with one of the male cast members of “JERSEY SHORE.” the other 80 percent said that they would never do it again….
11. JOKE OF THE DAY:
“How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy.
“Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went.”
“But you’re seventy-five years old, Jack!” admonished his wife, “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?”
“But he’s eighty-five and doesn’t even play golf anymore,” protested Jack.
“But he’s got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball,” Tracy pointed out.
The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway.
“Do you see it?” asked Jack.
“Yup,” Scott answered.
“Well, where is it?” yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND EVERYBODY…