random thoughts for tuesday october 19th, 2010

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DOESN’T LOOK LIKE I’M GOING TO MAKE IT TO HALLOWEEN!

1. your celebrity birthday today is former first daughter AMY CARTER, the daughter of former president JIMMY CARTER and his wife ROSALYNN…. she is 43 today…..here’s a picture of her with her daddy, and by herself during her ‘WHITE HOUSE’ years…

and here is AMY CARTER today on her 43rd birthday….

 

2.  today is the 65th birthday of country music star JEANNIE C. RILEY…why do we honor her today?  because she did something back in the 60’s that no other woman had done before….her monster hit ‘HARPER VALLEY P.T.A.’, made her the very first woman ever to have a number one country hit and a number one POP hit at the same time….pretty cool…..legendary country songwriter TOM T. HALL wrote this song…..

here’s a video from the movie “HARPER VALLEY P.T.A.” starring BARBARA EDEN…with the hit song as a background…ENJOY…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ivUOnnstpg

3.  THANK GOD FOR MIRACLES….a friend of mine was trapped in a grain bin yesterday near warner.  he was trapped there for over two hours, and had numerous rescuers trying to get him out.  well folks, PRAYER WORKS….they got him out around 6:30 last night, and he actually was walking around.  this is one happy ending that could have been a tragic ending……GOD IS WONDERFUL….

4.  speaking of wonderful, there is a woman in this area by the name of LYNDA, who completely made my day yesterday.  i was at a meeting yesterday, when it came the time of the night to have a little desert.  lo and behold, LYNDA walks into the room with a plate for me…and on that plate?  BANANA CREAM PIE….MY FAVORITE….apparently, i had sometime in the past told this young lady how much i loved that pie, and yesterday she made me one…HOW AWESOME…she said that it was the first time she had ever made a pie like that and she didn’t know how it would taste…well, girlie, it was as good as my GRANDMA used to make…

5.  i got a really short haircut yesterday again…isn’t it crazy how when you’re younger, you fight to keep your hair long, and when you’re older you fight to have your hair shorter…life is funny….i’m just thankful that i HAVE ANY HAIR…

6.  an ARIZONA company has announced an I-TUNE app called “THE UGLY METER,” which tells you how ugly you are….GOOD GOD….aren’t there enough problems in this world, without insinuating that people aren’t good looking….CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?  apparently not….(by the way,i tried the ugly meter, and the damn thing is still beeping and blaring and lights are going off…that’s not good right?)

7.  the FDA has approved botox for migraine headaches…it doesn’t stop your migraines, but you don’t LOOK like you’re in pain. 

8.  health officials released new guidlines for CPR, telling people now to press the chest first before giving mouth to mouth….hmm..let’s see…go straight for the chest before you even touch the lips….should be easy to remember, because, THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I LEARNED ABOUT DATING….

9.  a professor from NOTRE DAME claims that cavemen and cavewomen were better at parenting than today’s couples….well, it does make sense…BACK THEN THEY COULD LEGALLY CARRY A CLUB!!!

10.  one of the CHILEAN miners was so excited to get out of the mine that he ran out and got married…DAMN…TRAPPED AGAIN..

11.  ROLLING STONES guitar player KEITH RICHARDS says that their lead singer MICK JAGGER has become unbearable….probably because everytime he runs into KEITH he says, “OH MY GOD, KEITH, YOU’RE STILL ALIVE?”

12.  reaction continues to the movie JACKASS 3-D becoming the nation’s number one movie….everywhere you look it’s JACKASS, JACKASS, JACKASS…..but enough about all the political advertising…..

13.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

What a Real Woman Does 

A real woman is a man’s best friend. 

She will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him  after a bad day. 

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. 

She will make sure he always feels as though he’s the most handsome man in the room and will enable him

 to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait… sorry… I’m thinking of beer. That’s what beer does…

Never mind….

 

HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY…

JAY DEAN

 

 

 

 

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