random thoughts for tuesday october 26th,2010

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DISCOUNT VAC AND DAKOTA HOT TUBS IN ABERDEEN both bring you today’s daily blog…by the way, i’ll be broadcasting from DAKOTA HOT TUBS on thursday from 11-2..stop by and visit with yours truly and DALEN….

 

1.  happy birthday wishes going out to the always beautiful JACLYN SMITH…. she is 63 today, and has always been that “down to earth, bring home to mama” type of woman…here’s a couple of older pictures of the birthday girl, including one of her “CHARLIE’S ANGELS” friends…

and here is JACLYN SMITH looking terrific at 63….

2.  and speaking of “CHARLIE’S ANGELS”, for no reason whatsoever, i give you this…

3.  last night in the classic PING PONG duels with my wife JEANNIE out in our garage?   JEANNIE 5 GAMES, JAY DEAN 0. NOT A GOOD NIGHT FOR YOUR FAVORITE MORNING SHOW GUY…

4.  wow…the DALLAS COWBOYS are 1-5….and i couldn’t be happier….however, i’m not happy about what happened to their quarterback TONY ROMO…he is out 6-8 weeks with a  broken collarbone….poor guy….this puts a huge burden on the team…we’ll see how they respond….

5.  MAIN STREET ABERDEEN IS  A NIGHTMARE…did you notice that they took out a few stop signs?  now, you can go a couple of blocks without stopping…HOWEVER, people are not used to it, and yesterday, as i tooled thru the intersection, in endured a fist being shaken at me, and THE MIDDLE FINGER IN FULL SALUTE….it’s going to take some time for people to get used to this…

6.  ready to play a superb HALLOWEEN game?  THIS ONE IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE….i present to you…

CAT BOWLING…

http://www.bravozulu.com/content/includes/cat.swf

7.  anybody walks up to me today and says “windy enough for you?” will get knocked on the ground..ha ha…no, i would never do that, but that’s one saying that bothers me during bad weather…”cold enough for you?”  no, i would like it 45 below zero…”windy enough for you?”  no, i think winds up to 120 would be pleasant….

8.  TEA PARTY senate candidate CHRISTINE O’DONNELL, said that she made a mistake in a commercial by denying that she’s a witch….she blamed the decision on a faulty crystal ball…

9.  a rural OHIO school is making plans to continue classes via THE INTERNET whenever the winter weather is so bad that school has to be cancelled…AND THUS ENDS THE KIDS LOVE AFFAIR WITH THE INTERNET…

10.  in GREAT BRITAIN, a school teacher was banned for life for “being useless.”  she was presented an award called “THE JAY DEAN AWARD.” 

11.  a woman in TAIWAN is so fed up with men that she’s MARRYING HERSELF…i don’t even want to think about procreation….

12.  apparently LINDSAY LOHAN has no money, and can’t afford the $50,000 dollars to go thru rehab….and now she’s looking for a sponsor….”LINDSAY LOHAN’S REHAB STINT BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUDWEISER…”

13.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

(an oldie but a goodie)

there were these cute little fuzzy creatures at one time called “tridians”, otherwise known as “trids.”  these “trids” didn’t have a very good life, because when they would travel up the hill to gather water and food, a big bad wolf would boot them down the hill….they got frustrated and contacted the local RABBI to talk to the wolf…..the RABBI went to the wolf and told him, “MR. WOLF, WHY DON’T YOU PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE, AND BOOT ME DOWN THE HILL.”  to which the wolf replied, “SILLY RABBI, KICKS ARE FOR TRIDS..”

i know, it was lame….but that’s me…lame…

HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY…BE CAREFUL WITH THE SKIRTS OUT THERE TODAY…

JAY DEAN

 

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About jaydeanhcr

Jay Dean spent 25 years in the radio business working morning shows and having fun on the air. He then turned his attention to working at Pierson Ford in Aberdeen in vehicle sales. Jay also helps out ministering at three different churches in the area. Jay is at St. John's Lutheran in Hecla, SD, Trinity Lutheran in Houghton, SD, and Grace Covenant Lutheran in Aberdeen, SD. Jay is blessed to have his beautiful wife Jeannie by his side, and received the two greatest gifts he could ever receive in his sons Tyler and Mitchell. Jay's interests including listening to classic country music, including his favorite Hank Williams, SR., and watching his beloved Washington Redskins and Minnesota Wild.

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