this morning for our “forgotten 45” we played BOB AND DOUG MCKENZIE and “THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS.”  well, BOB AND DOUG are from the tv show from the 80’s called “SCTV.”  here’s a couple of classic skits from that show…

here are BOB AND DOUG MCKENZIE….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsgVspgy184

and here’s a classic commercial from SCTV about singer PERRY COMO and his laidback style…I LOVE THIS ONE…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z84AYN6_iUY

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1.  we have a couple of celebrity birthdays today…first of all, the “eternal teenager” DICK CLARK, may not feel like such a teen anymore….DICK CLARK turns 81 today…..here’s DICK CLARK back on his “AMERICAN BANDSTAND” show…..

and this is DICK CLARK along with his wife, getting very emotional during an “AMERICAN BANDSTAND” tribute recently…

here are a couple of other pictures of MR. CLARK on his 81st birthday….

2.  plus actor ROBERT GUILLAUME turns 83 today…you may remember him from playing the title character in the tv show “BENSON”, back in the 80’s….here he is on the show…

and here he is today at 83………..

3.  so, yesterday i was helping my friend DIANE cut an ad at the studio and she asked if she could fill up her coffee mug….so, i said, “yes, fill it to the brim.”  then i said, “hey, that reminds me of a coffee brand from years ago.”  well, i found it…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWoVpY2aczo

4.  being it is the CHRISTMAS season, i thought it would be fun to feature a few toys from my childhood…here’s one of my favorite toys that we had….GNIP GNOP…which is PING PONG backwards…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX2bqI–c-k

5.  i absolutely despise being sick…i don’t have TIME to be sick….and of course, i’m sure everybody feels that way…last night i went downhill BIG TIME from about 3:30 until 6pm….MITCHELL made his delicious lemon peppered shrimp last night, and i was so sick, i couldn’t even eat it….i fell asleep last night around 6:15, and didn’t get up until 3am this morning…i feel a bit better, but feel kinda weak today…..can’t stand it…

6.  so, did you happen to see the video of the BUFFALO BILLS game against the PITTSBURGH STEELERS on sunday?  well, the BILLS had a chance in overtime to upset the STEELERS, even though BUFFALO had only won like two or three games all season long…their star wide reciever STEVE JOHNSON completely screwed up and DROPPED THE BALL IN THE END ZONE…it was a textbook easy catch, in fact, he had it….check it out…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-nyqZDqBU4

but the big news is, STEVE JOHNSON blamed GOD, of all things, for the mistake on sunday….here is STEVE’S twitter message yesterday….

“I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO…”

JOHNSON has since apologized for the tweet, but i think this is the first time that i can remember that a star athlete actually blamed GOD for a mistake…unbelievable…..

7.  HOMELAND SECURITY wants to scrap the “color coded” terrorist threats and replace them with words and phrases…yours truly has done his homework and has found out the wording for the most intense, top category of threats…here it is…

” U.R. SCREWED.”

8.  a man in ENGLAND is selling a popular calendar featuring pictures of ROADKILL…yeah, roadkill….but be warned, MISS SEPTEMBER IS A REAL DOG….

9.  a study in the UK found that women can wear new shoes for an average of only 34 minutes before they become unbearable, but they keep buying them anyway…..a man on the street was asked to quote on this and he said, “WHAT?  WOMEN HAVE FEET?”

10.  actor LESLIE NIELSEN passed away on sunday evening due to complications from pneumonia….his “NAKED GUN” co-star O.J. SIMPSON has vowed to find the “real killer.”

11.  BARBARA WALTERS “ten most fascinating people of 2010” will air on december 9th, and will feature, among others, BETTY WHITE….BARBARA AND BETTY get along great, even though they both used to date ABRAHAM LINCOLN at the same time…but they can laugh about it now….

12.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

Two Norwegians were talking in the park when a bird splattered one of them on the head. Eyeing the mess, the victim’s companion offered to go get some toilet paper.

“Won’t do no good,” said the messed-up one, “by the time you get back, that bird will be four miles away.”

HAVE A SUPER DUPER DAY…

JAY DEAN

 

WELCOME BACK MY FRIENDS..I TRUST EVERYONE HAD A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING WEEKEND….

 

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1.  we start our blog out today with, unfortunately, bad news…comedic actor LESLIE NIELSEN died yesterday at the age of 84……he, of course, is part of a great comedy career late in his career, after doing some serious movies in his early years…here’s LESLIE NIELSEN as we remember him…

and here he is in his early 80’s…the first one is with a fan…

2.  so, what are my favorite LESLIE NIELSEN movies?  well, i’ve chosen four of them….

but first of all, the “honorable mention” movie, and possibly best poster of any NIELSEN movie……

of course, a parody of the DEMI MOORE magazine cover…

and here we go….

3.  CREEPSHOW…

even though it was only one segment of the movie, LESLIE NIELSEN “kills them”…no pun intended….

2.  this is a goodie….

the “NAKED GUN” series really put LESLIE NIELSEN on the map with the younger generation….

1.  and which movie is my favorite LESLIE NIELSEN movie of all time?  easy….

this movie is where he uttered the now legendary line….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A5t5_O8hdA

3.  okay VIKINGS fans…let’s talk football…THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS  beat my WASHINGTON REDSKINS yesterday….i can handle the defeat, because like i’ve said before, i cheer for the MINNESOTA VIKINGS every week, unless they are playing the REDSKINS…..but here’s a couple of game notes…

***i’m so sick and tired of BRETT FAVRE…it’s always ME, ME, ME with this guy…..when things aren’t going right, he’s pouting on the sidelines instead of pumping up the troops, and then when something good happens, he’s jumping up and down like a five year old….i was never a fan of FAVRE coming to the VIKINGS and i can’t wait until this experiment is over…

*** REDSKINS kick returner BRANDON BANKS returned a punt for a touchdown yesterday that put the SKINS ahead late in the game…unfortunately, a stupid REDSKINS player clipped a player from MINNESOTA and the touchdown was called back…that was a back-breaker….

***i’m happy for LESLIE FRAZIER getting his first win as a VIKING’S coach…but don’t get used to him…THERE IS NO WAY POSSIBLE THAT HE’LL GET THE FULL TIME JOB….the VIKINGS will be looking for a big time head coach, and rumors are swirling that BILL PARCELLS may be joining the VIKES as team president and “decision maker.”  that would be HUGE…

4.  i told MITCHELL AND JEANNIE that it would never happen, and now it’s happened…i’ve become addicted to the SHOWTIME show “DEXTER.”

man this show is good……DEXTER is a guy who has a regular life, but on the side, he’s  a vigilante who kills bad people…EXCELLENT SHOW….

5.  perfect way to fall asleep last night….watching my all time favorite movie “THE WIZARD OF OZ.”  it’s crazy that i have seen this movie probably 50 times or more, and i still go crazy when it comes on and i can’t shut it off…..

6.  SATURDAY i was conned into doing something i don’t like doing…DECORATING FOR CHRISTMAS….i absolutely HATE decorating…i don’t have the patience of putting up lights, because it never fails that they work on the ground when you plug them in, and as soon as you get them up, a few don’t work….decorating is just not for me….

7.  our ABERDEEN WINGS lost a heartbreaker on saturday night to OWATONNA….

our WINGS were in a shootout at the end of the game after overtime number one, and couldn’t muster a win….i would have NEVER thought that i’d be hooked on hockey, but i am. and even more suprising is my wife loves to go to the games….

8.  today is “CYBER MONDAY” the biggest online shopping day of the year….it’s a couple of days after “BLACK FRIDAY”,  and one day before the “I CAN’T BELEIVE I CHARGED SO MUCH ON MY VISA” day, and two days before the “I CAN’T BELEIVE I’M THIS DEEP IN DEBT” day….

9.  over the weekend, about 4,000 people crowded into a HUNTLEY, ILLINOIS building for the 28th annual “TURKEY TESTICLE FESTIVAL”.  people consumed over 1,000 pounds of turkey testicles….sounds nuts to me….

10.  LINDSAY LOHAN was allowed to leave rehab over the weekend to spend THANKSGIVING with her family…that sounds okay to me…i mean, how much trouble could she get into spending time with the LOHAN family?

11.  TMZ reports that CHARLIE SHEEN sent CAPRI ANDERSON a text message offering her 20,000 dollars to keep her mouth shut…apparently there was choking, slapping, knocking down, and general roughhousing…no wait..correct that…that’s what happened to me on BLACK FRIDAY…

12.  JOKE OF THE DAY:  (luv this one….)

A minister used to ride a bike to his ministry each day for exercise. One day he woke up and it was gone. Convinced it was someone in his parish, he consulted a fellow minister as to what he should do.
     The other minister told him to give a sermon the following Sunday dealing with the Ten Commandments, and when he got to “Thou shalt not steal” he should look all the parishioners in the face. The guilty party will surely look away or turn red.
     He thought this was a great idea and decided to give it a try. That following Sunday he was up on the pulpit going through the Ten Commandments. He got half way through and changed the direction of his sermon.
     After the service was over the consulting minister came up to him and asked why he changed his sermon just before he got to “Thou shalt not steal.”
     The minister replied, “Just after I got through ‘Thou shalt not commit adultery,’ I remembered where I left my bike.”

HAVE A GREAT MONDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

 

 

did you hear about this?  FOX NEWS super hottie, MEGYN KELLY is being blasted for her “sexy picture” in GQ MAGAZINE….truthfully, i think MEGYN is probably the most beautiful newswoman out there, and, call me a pig, i don’t see anything wrong with it….

i guess, looking at her makes all the murders, robberies, and bank failures seem a little bit brighter…ha ha

here’s a photo of her from FOX NEWS…(isn’t she hot?)

and here’s the photo that people are screaming about…

CRIPES, IF I LOOKED LIKE THAT, I’D BE FLAUNTING IT TOO….

 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY….HERE’S A PICTURE OF WHAT I WILL LOOK LIKE THURSDAY NOON DURING DINNER..

I WISH THE ABSOLUTE BEST TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!!

 

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1.  well, this one should make you feel old….actor STANLEY LIVINGSTON, who played “CHIP”  on “MY THREE SONS” turns 60 today…yep…60…..can you feel the bones creaking?  here’s a really nice picture of all FOUR boys from the show…did you forget MIKE? 

the birthday boy, STANLEY is the one on the right….

hey, if you have three minutes, here’s a very nice tribute to “MY THREE SONS.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkMs1U0hrGQ

 

2.  impressionist RICH LITTLE turns 72 on sunday….here’s RICH LITTLE back in his younger days…

and here is RICH LITTLE prior to his 72nd birthday…

here’s a classic clip of RICH LITTLE doing impressions of many different stars including PAUL LYNDE, JIMMY STEWART, DON RICKLES, AND EVEN HUBERT H. HUMPHREY!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cLKoZ0svA4

3.  well, unfortunately, this THANKSGIVING holiday doesn’t sound too promising weather wise….remember to keep your radio tuned right here, plus listen to our sister station KSDN AM-930, as they will have up to the minute weather….you can also check out the weather and road conditions at hubcityradio.com

4.  speaking of weather, last night i went up to OAKES, NORTH DAKOTA, to give communion to a few of my church folks who live in the GOOD SAMARITAN HOME…i couldn’t believe all the snow in the OAKES area….i heard reports of a foot….now i don’t doubt those reports…..YUCK…

5.  one of the best things about THANKSGIVING is the NFL football games to watch as you unbutton your pants and make yourself comfortable after dinner….well, this has the potential of being the ABSOLUTE WORST GAMES PICKED EVER for turkey day……game one:  NEW ENGLAND AT DETROIT…massacre….game two:  NEW ORLEANS AT DALLAS…good chance of a massacre….game three:  CINCINNATI AT THE NEW YORK JETS….indeed a  massacre….sounds like a good day for playing cards and board games with the family….

6.  did you hear me telling the story the other day about a guy who robbed a convenience store and drove away on a RIDING LAWNMOWER?  geez..hard to catch that dude….where the heck do these people come from?  which reminds me of a story of the legendary country singer GEORGE JONES….GEORGE had his driver’s license taken away because of a DUI, i beleive, and wanted some alcohol, so he drove DRUNK on his riding lawnmower to the liquor store, which was a few miles away….man, that’s one thirsty guy…ha ha

7.  A REMINDER FOR THE AIRPORT FOLKS KNOWN AS “TSA”…THERE’S ONLY 31 GROPING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS…

8.  a new study has found that pumpkin pie is the “aroma” that arouses men the most…which makes it VERY UNCOMFORTABLE at the thanksgiving table with your family….

9.  OHIO death row inmates will now have a time limit on their final words before execution…WOW…THE ULTIMATE “TWO MINUTE WARNING.”

10.  BUDAPEST is hosting a beauty pageant called “MISS PLASTIC 2010”, where every contestant is required to have had some kind of cosmetic surgery…and this is different from other pageants, how?

11.  geepers..yesterday i saw that horrible video of NORTH KOREA attacking SOUTH KOREA…have you seen that?   oh wait….scratch that…i was watching a video of CHARLIE SHEEN in a hotel room….

12.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

An 80 year old woman’s doctor retired so she had to find a new doctor. She called for an appointment, and was told when she came in to bring all her current medications with her so the doctor could evaluate what she was taking.
     As the doctor was going through the medications, he remarked, “You have a prescription here for birth control pills. What on earth do you need with birth control pills?”
     “They help me sleep better,” the woman replied.
     “Lady, there is nothing in those pills that would help you sleep,” explained the doctor.
     “Sure there is,” answered the woman. “Every morning, I grind one of the pills up and put it in my granddaughter’s orange juice. And it makes me sleep better.”

HAVE A GREAT TURKEY DAY EVERYBODY…BE CAREFUL…BE SAFE…ENJOY THE IN LAWS!! ha ha

JAY DEAN

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1.  today we are going to salute one of the funniest, most wonderful people in the world…CAROL BURNETT….CAROL is seeing a resurgence in her career thanks to an appearance on “GLEE.”  but we all know CAROL from her hit tv show, “THE CAROL BURNETT SHOW.”  what an incredible show…there’s a box set of dvd’s out right now of the show, and it is my goal to own them one day….LOVE LOVE LOVE THAT SHOW….here are some collages of the show…

and i didn’t know that CAROL BURNETT had an album out!!!

and here’s CAROL BURNETT today…a very beautiful 77 years old…yes, i said 77……

and here’s one of “the gang”….

HARVEY KORMAN, of course, has since died….

2.  well, what would a CAROL BURNETT salute be without a couple of classic videos from the show…check these out….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6PSknTDIpc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lETDW66vO1k

3.  a friend of mine, (MARTY) sent me these crazy commercials…perchance you have seen them before, but if not, ENJOY….these are hilarious….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GbIhQLCH9I

and this is one of my FAVORITE COMMERCIALS OF ALL TIME…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDZ_1EzMvo4

4.  BRAD CHILDRESS IS GONE FROM THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS…LESLIE FRAZIER takes over….well, everyone is talking about whether or not we will start BRETT FAVRE being the season is basically over, and FRAZIER wasted no time in his first press conference saying that “OF COURSE, BRETT FAVRE WILL START.”  hopefully this is the end of TARVARIS JACKSON….his biggest, and possibly only supporter was CHILDRESS and now he’s gone…..JACKSON is a pretty solid backup qb, but not a starter..in my opinion….

5.  my radio station fantasy football team WENT NUTS this weekend. i was playing the best team in our league, and whooped them by 71 points!!! MY TEAM HAD 148 POINTS!!! that’s never going to happen again…PLUS, my team on our family fantasy football league only has ONE LOSS….it’s my year, and it will never ever happen again….

6.  mmmmm…i can almost smell the turkey and dressing….can’t wait for thursday….by the way, whose idea was it to put a “dessert table” out in the kitchen for the entire afternoon?  every single time you walk by you take something….that’s can’t be good….oh, but it is!!!!

7.  a new government study found that gonorrhea in the UNITED STATES has fallen to the lowest rate ever recorded…of course, this study was taken while CHARLIE SHEEN was locked up in rehab….

8.  a newnowned exorcist says that the “HARRY POTTER” movies open the gates to evil….ooops…correct that…he was talking about the popcorn prices….

9.  IRELAND has asked for a huge bailout from the EUROPEAN UNION….the country has no money….and all of these years, i thought they were just being paranoid when they kept complaining that “SOMEONE’S ALWAYS STEALING ME LUCKY CHARMS.”

10.  the UNITED STATES has launched the world’s largest “eavesdropping” satellite…..well, at least that’s what i overheard.

11.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”
    “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams.
     “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her.”
    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.”
    She calls Jacksonville immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Do not do a single thing until I get there. I am calling my brother back, and we will both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing. DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.
    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Okay,” he says, “they’re coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.”

HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN