****GET OUT AND VOTE TODAY…IT’S PART OF THE “FREEDOM PACKAGE” THAT SO MANY HAVE FOUGHT FOR. AND IT’S MY OWN OPINION, THAT IF YOU DON’T VOTE, YOU LOSE THE RIGHT TO BITCH OVER THE NEXT FEW YEARS….SO GET OUT AND DO YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY!!!!!!
DISCOUNT VAC AND DAKOTA HOT TUBS bring you today’s daily blog…and we thank them!!!
1. what in the world ever happened to the beautiful STEPHANIE POWERS, who appeared with ROBERT WAGNER on “HART TO HART?” well, it just so happens that STEPHANIE is having her birthday today…she’s 68 today….here she is back in her younger years….one with ROBERT WAGNER from the show…
and here’s STEPHANIE POWERS today on her 68th birthday…
2. so, what about her co-star ROBERT WAGNER? where’s he at? well, we first of all must give you a photo of the ruggedly handsome star back in his heyday….
this may come as a shock to you, especially you women, but ROBERT WAGNER is now 80….here he is….
i never got into the show “HART TO HART”, but i will tell you what my favorite ROBERT WAGNER show was….it starred ROBERT WAGNER, EDDIE ALBERT, AND SHARON GLESS, and it was called “SWITCH.” remember that?
3. DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA IN VIKING LAND…..yesterday, as i reported to you, the MINNESOTA VIKINGS released RANDY MOSS after only four games…why? well, i think it’s because of two things….
1). his comments after the PATRIOTS game were horrible…he dissed the VIKINGS and completely sucked up to the PATRIOTS.
2). he had a couple of plays the other day, including one that had a pass interference, where he quit running the route. unacceptable….
well, here’s the juicy rumors today…according to the NFL NETWORK, VIKINGS coach BRAD CHILDRESS, made the decision to release RANDY MOSS without consulting the owner, ZIGI, or anyone in the front office….rumors are swirling that in addition to MOSS being gone, CHILDRESS may be next, as early as today…”LIKE SANDS THRU THE HOURGLASS, SO ARE THE DAYS OF VIKINGLAND.”
4. LAST DAY OF POLITICAL ADS…say it with me….”YEE-HAW!!”
5. FORBES MAGAZINE has a list of the “most profitable actresses” in HOLLYWOOD…you could have given me 30 chances to guess, and i would have never guessed who was number one…who is it? ANNE HATHAWAY….YEAH, ANNE HATHAWAY…
she apparently her studios 63 million in profit over her last five films…hmm…wouldn’t have guess that…she beat out the likes of ANGELINA JOLIE, KATE BLANCHETT, JENNIFER ANISTON, and even the great MERYL STREEP….
6. ZSA ZSA GABOR’S husband, PRINCE FREDERICK VON ANHALT, was hospitalized after he swallowed a bee, and it stung his throat…OUCH…i found out the details…he couldn’t find his wife, so he walked outside and yelled, “HONEY”….and the rest is history….
7. well, we have a world series champion….
the SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS beat the TEXAS RANGERS last night to win the series 4 games to 1….honestly? i couldn’t have cared less who won the world series after my TWINS lost….i didn’t watch one inning…in fact, you could ask me a month from now who won, and i will probably have forgotten who it was….
8. AREN’T THESE DAMN FLIES SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD? i haven’t seen a fly in my studio for weeks, and now there’s one buzzing me…by the time you read this, he will have gone to “pest hell.”
9. PEPSICO is developing a way to remove water from potatoes before making potato chips, and contributing it to the local water supply….this will not only help alleviate water shortages, but it will also make your water taste like PRINGLES…yay….
10. wow…a BRITISH man has reportedly died of a CAFFEINE OVERDOSE….yep…he jittered himself to death…and he will be buried in a large STARBUCKS cup, covered in cream….
11. after a record five year reign as the world’s top golfer, TIGER WOODS has been replaced by golfer LEE WESTWOOD…WESTWOOD is happy, his wife is scared to death….
12. a new report says that the government may be providing free contraceptives under the new healthcare law….it’s about time…they’ve been screwing us for years…
13. JOKE OF THE DAY:
There was this really loser guy at collage one day. he was really unpopular so he got the guts to go ask a girl how could he make the girls like him!? SO, she told him to put a potato in his pants! so hes like OK~ if that will help! so the next day he is walking around an everyone is laughing at him and so he goes back up to the girl he asked and said y is everyone laughing at me?? she says well maybe next time u SHOULD PUT IT IN THE FRONT!
HAVE A GREAT ELECTION DAY…REMEMBER TO VOTE…