****LAST BLOG UNTIL MONDAY….I’LL BE GONE, BABY….
DAKOTA HOT TUBS AND DISCOUNT VAC both bring you today’s daily blog!!!!
1. check this out!!! “THE PROFESSOR” IS 86 TODAY….YEP…actor RUSSELL JOHNSON, who played “THE PROFESSOR” on “GILLIGAN’S ISLAND”, is 86 today……let’s check out a couple of older pictures of him….including a cast photo from the show…
and here’s our birthday boy, RUSSELL JOHNSON, today on his 86th birthday….
and here’s “THE PROFESSOR AND MARY ANNE”, plus “GILLIGAN”….it’s RUSSELL JOHNSON, DAWN WELLS, AND BOB DENVER…this is one of the lat photos taken of BOB DENVER before he passed away….
2. THEY DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(i stole this photo from my neighbor, PUNTS PICS of WARNER)
the WARNER MONARCHS are still undefeated and headed back to defend their state title in HURON next week, after beating the SUMMIT EAGLES last night in WARNER….you should have seen it….the gym was 75 percent packed at 6:15 last night!!!! and she was really packed by game time…..we’re so proud of our girls…sometimes when a team is 30-0 and undefeated, the kids get cocky, or there’s one main star on the team…that’s not so with our girls…they’re all level headed, and the bench runs deep….GO MONARCHS…..GREAT SEASON..NOW LET’S GET TO STATE….
3. ALEX KNEELAND of SUMMIT played her last game in high school volleyball last night in WARNER….she is an incredible player, and it’s been fun watching her….no doubt, she will ROCK at college volleyball…speaking of that, the other night when WARNER beat NORTHWESTERN for the district title, i went up and congratulated NORTHWESTERN star JUSSY TUSCHERER on a fantastic season…i told her that there are about five girls in the state that i would NOT stand on the other side of the net when they’re in the air to slam, and she’s one of them…RACHEL ROGERS of WARNER is one of them, too….JUSSY is incredible….and she’s a junior….she’ll be back next year in a big big way….
4. how’s this for ironic? a few years back, the WARNER girls volleyball team played a “benefit” game at the WARNER gym against the “WARNER MAN’S CLUB”, which i was a member of…..all of a sudden while i was in the front line, here comes a girl over the net and SLAMS the ball right in my face…BREAKING MY GLASSES….know who it was? my son TYLER’S girlfriend KELSEY….isn’t that crazy?
here’s TYLER, MITCHELL, AND THE BEAUTIFUL KELSEY..
AND HERE’S YOURS TRULY MESSING AROUND WITH KELSEY..
WE LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. you HAVE to watch these commercials…these were sent to me by my good friend BERNIE JARK….they are crazy funny…. this is my favorite one….
and this one is really really good, too…
6. well, it’s off to ORLANDO, FLORIDA….my good friend JASON KRENZ from PHEASANT COUNTRY 103, and I, are flying to FLORIDA thursday morning to spend a weekend with people from THE CHILDREN’S MIRACLE NETWORK…we’re going to be hosting a radio fundraiser for this awesome cause early in 2011….i was reading our itinerary, and our keynote speaker friday night is DR. OZ….that will be cool….and by the way, it’s OBVIOUS that my son MITCHELL is going to miss his dad…
7. a LOS ANGELES photographer says that he set a world record by staying awake for 40 straight days….he was probably assigned to follow LINDSAY LOHAN and CHARLIE SHEEN on the “party circuit.”
8. BRITISH scientists are working on a phone app that tests urine to see if the person has an STD….the technology isn’t available yet, but people are itching to get it….
9. a gladiator’s house in the ancient city of POMPEII collapsed last week…and wouldn’t you know it? it was the DAY AFTER the 2,000 year home warranty expired!!!
10. the true story “127 hours” is reportedly causing some filmgoers to faint during the scene when a hiker amputates his own arm…that reminds me…whatever happened to LORENA BOBBIT?
11. FOX will have a new game show that gives people a lot of money, and then takes it away…i have an idea…for a sponsor for the show, try to get CONGRESS…
12. according to TMZ, the BACKSTREET BOYS and NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK are doing a joint tour in 2011…if you had upp the members of both groups, you will find more than the number of people that give a crap…
13. JOKE OF THE DAY:
A man in Topeka , Kansas decided to write a book about churches around
the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and started working
east from there.
Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making
He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued
with a sign, which read “Calls: $10,000 a minute..”
Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The
pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to
heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to GOD.
The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to
visit churches in Seattle , Phoenix , Salt Lake City , Denver ,
Oklahoma City, and around the United States , he found more phones,
with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor.
Finally, he arrived in South Dakota , upon entering a church in Hecla , South Dakota
behold – he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign
read “Calls: 35 cents.”
Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor, “Reverend, I have been in
cities & towns all across the country and in each church I have found this
golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and
that I could talk to GOD, but in the other churches the cost was
$10,000 a minute. Your sign reads only 35 cents a call.
The pastor, smiling benignly, replied, “Son, you’re in South Dakota now …
You’re in God’s Country, It’s a local call.”
GOOD ONE…HAVE A GREAT REST OF THE WEEK, EVERYBODY…AND I’LL TALK TO YOU WITH A NEW BLOG MONDAY MORNING…