random thoughts for tuesday november 30th, 2010

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1.  we have a couple of celebrity birthdays today…first of all, the “eternal teenager” DICK CLARK, may not feel like such a teen anymore….DICK CLARK turns 81 today…..here’s DICK CLARK back on his “AMERICAN BANDSTAND” show…..

and this is DICK CLARK along with his wife, getting very emotional during an “AMERICAN BANDSTAND” tribute recently…

here are a couple of other pictures of MR. CLARK on his 81st birthday….

2.  plus actor ROBERT GUILLAUME turns 83 today…you may remember him from playing the title character in the tv show “BENSON”, back in the 80’s….here he is on the show…

and here he is today at 83………..

3.  so, yesterday i was helping my friend DIANE cut an ad at the studio and she asked if she could fill up her coffee mug….so, i said, “yes, fill it to the brim.”  then i said, “hey, that reminds me of a coffee brand from years ago.”  well, i found it…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWoVpY2aczo

4.  being it is the CHRISTMAS season, i thought it would be fun to feature a few toys from my childhood…here’s one of my favorite toys that we had….GNIP GNOP…which is PING PONG backwards…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX2bqI–c-k

5.  i absolutely despise being sick…i don’t have TIME to be sick….and of course, i’m sure everybody feels that way…last night i went downhill BIG TIME from about 3:30 until 6pm….MITCHELL made his delicious lemon peppered shrimp last night, and i was so sick, i couldn’t even eat it….i fell asleep last night around 6:15, and didn’t get up until 3am this morning…i feel a bit better, but feel kinda weak today…..can’t stand it…

6.  so, did you happen to see the video of the BUFFALO BILLS game against the PITTSBURGH STEELERS on sunday?  well, the BILLS had a chance in overtime to upset the STEELERS, even though BUFFALO had only won like two or three games all season long…their star wide reciever STEVE JOHNSON completely screwed up and DROPPED THE BALL IN THE END ZONE…it was a textbook easy catch, in fact, he had it….check it out…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-nyqZDqBU4

but the big news is, STEVE JOHNSON blamed GOD, of all things, for the mistake on sunday….here is STEVE’S twitter message yesterday….

“I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO…”

JOHNSON has since apologized for the tweet, but i think this is the first time that i can remember that a star athlete actually blamed GOD for a mistake…unbelievable…..

7.  HOMELAND SECURITY wants to scrap the “color coded” terrorist threats and replace them with words and phrases…yours truly has done his homework and has found out the wording for the most intense, top category of threats…here it is…

” U.R. SCREWED.”

8.  a man in ENGLAND is selling a popular calendar featuring pictures of ROADKILL…yeah, roadkill….but be warned, MISS SEPTEMBER IS A REAL DOG….

9.  a study in the UK found that women can wear new shoes for an average of only 34 minutes before they become unbearable, but they keep buying them anyway…..a man on the street was asked to quote on this and he said, “WHAT?  WOMEN HAVE FEET?”

10.  actor LESLIE NIELSEN passed away on sunday evening due to complications from pneumonia….his “NAKED GUN” co-star O.J. SIMPSON has vowed to find the “real killer.”

11.  BARBARA WALTERS “ten most fascinating people of 2010” will air on december 9th, and will feature, among others, BETTY WHITE….BARBARA AND BETTY get along great, even though they both used to date ABRAHAM LINCOLN at the same time…but they can laugh about it now….

12.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

Two Norwegians were talking in the park when a bird splattered one of them on the head. Eyeing the mess, the victim’s companion offered to go get some toilet paper.

“Won’t do no good,” said the messed-up one, “by the time you get back, that bird will be four miles away.”

HAVE A SUPER DUPER DAY…

JAY DEAN

 

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