HOLEY MOLEY IT’S DECEMBER…….WHERE DID THIS YEAR GO?
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1. our celebrity birthday today is actress CHARLENE TILTON, who played LUCY EWING on “DALLAS.” she is 52 today….remember her?
and here is CHARLENE TILTON today at 52…almost every picture i could find showed her to be quite….umm….shall we say “BUSTY?”
2. you may not know the name JOHN D’AGOSTINO, but you know his work!!! he died yesterday at the age of 81….MR. D’AGOSTINO was the creative genius behind the drawing of some famous characters….
for instance, ARCHIE AND JUGHEAD….
he also drew the “original” G. I. JOE….
and, he created the character THE INCREDIBLE HULK for the comic book strip and tv cartoon show…..
and by the way, speaking of THE HULK, make sure you’re never in the same bathroom as him….
3. i am a HUGE fan of those funny “inspirational posters.” here are a few of them….
4. here’s another one of the “classic” toys for CHRISTMAS…it’s another one that my brother TROY AND I had….used to LOVE THESE….and by the way, i saw them back on the shelves this past black friday….
5. WELL, AT LEAST I GET ONE MORE BIRTHDAY…..the “TENNESSEAN” newspaper in NASHVILLE, is reporting that there is a bulletin board in town that says, “JESUS IS COMING BACK ON MAY 21ST, 2011.” a pastor by the name of HAROLD CAMPING put up the billboards, to let people know that JESUS is coming back on that day…..well, maybe he’s coming to get HAROLD that day…
by the way, for the record, the BIBLE clearly states that one person and one person alone, knows the time that JESUS will return…and that’s GOD…..
6. why does life have to be so hard? it makes me sick to see all of these celebrities making MILLIONS and even BILLIONS of dollars, while us hard working AMERICANS work 50-70 hours a week, to try and make ends meet…..and most times, we can’t make ends meet…..it’s so unfair…..OPRAH WINFREY grossed 98 MILLION DOLLARS last year…98 MILLION….and you know what really sucks? ELVIS PRESLEY has been dead since 1977, and made 42 MILLION last year…..what’s wrong with this picture?
7. i’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again…..how do we get the economy turned around? MAKE THE GOVERNMENT GIVE ALL CITIZENS “LOW INTEREST” LOANS TO CONSOLIDATE ALL OF THEIR DEBTS….good gravy, it isn’t that tough, congress…..first of all, WE RUN THE COUNTRY, NOT YOU…..the money you are spending IS OURS….NOT YOURS…..so, if the government gives low interest loans to people to consolidate, they will get the money back, PLUS make a little bit more in interest…..USE YOUR HEADS, WASHINGTON….doesn’t that make more sense than sending BILLIONS of dollars to other foreign countries that have NO INTENTION of paying it back?
8. AMTRAK is supposedly going to start allowing passengers to carry guns aboard some of their trains….it was either that or begin patting people down in the CABOOSE…
9. a HARVARD researcher claims that he’s discovered a drug that reverted elderly mice to middle age, so they could start mating with young females…..that’s no drug!!! THAT’S A BLOOD SAMPLE FROM HUGH HEFNER…
10. THIS IS A TRUE STORY….following the success of the “TEA PARTY”, latino leaders in the UNITED STATES, are considering starting thier own party called, are you ready for this? “THE TEQUILA PARTY.” COUNT ME IN BABY….
11. JOKE OF THE DAY:
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this guy, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?”
The guy replies, “I’m Joe Cohen, taxi-driver from da Bronx.”
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-driver, “Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter into the Kingdom.”
The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.
Next it’s the minister’s turn. He stands erect and booms out, “I am Joseph Snow, pastor of New Covenant Tabernacle for the last 37 years.”
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, “Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter into the Kingdom.”
“Just a minute,” says the minister. “That man was a taxi-driver and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?”
“Up here, we work by results,” says Saint Peter. “While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed.”
HAVE A GREAT WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY…