random thoughts for monday december 13th, 2010

YOU ARE THE FIRST TO SEE MY NEW CHURCH PICTURE…..a huge huge thank you to the lovely ABBY NELSON from ABBY NELSON PHOTOGRAPHY…she just an EXCELLENT job…even on someone like me…

speaking of ABBY NELSON, her mom and dad sponsor the daily blog….a huge thanks to DAKOTA HOT TUBS AND DISCOUNT VAC…

1.  birthday wishes are in order today for legendary comedian DICK VAN DYKE….MR. VAN DYKE turns 85 years old today…and doesn’t look a day over 65……here he is in the early days on the “DICK VAN DYKE SHOW” with a beautiful MARY TYLER MOORE.

and here is DICK VAN DYKE today on his 85th birthday….

2.  have you seen the incredible video of the METRODOME collapsing yesterday?  IT IS AMAZING…it was taken on the inside of the dome while it was happening…here it is…


the MINNESOTA VIKINGS game with the NEW YORK GIANTS will be played at FORD FIELD in DETROIT tonight…..

3.  speaking of football, did you see the horrible play yesterday during the NEW YORK JETS and MIAMI DOLPHINS game?  a NEW YORK JET official TRIPPED  a DOLPHINS player as he ran down the sidelines….WHAT A JERK…


this guy FOR SURE is going to be fined or fired…i suggest firing…

4.  i spent MOST of this past weekend in my computer room working on music for SUNNY 97.7….have a great time…other than falling asleep in the room a couple of times….an even better selection of music is coming soon…keep listening…

5.  i have a new favorite cd…

this is a bluegrass duo called DAILEY AND VINCENT…and this album is a tribute to the legendary STATLER BROTHERS…these guys NAILED this album…if you want to hear some of it, or want to buy it, the only place to get it is at CRACKER BARREL restraunts, or go to crackerbarrel.com……….INCREDIBLE CD…

6.  IT’S CHRISTMAS PARTY TIME…today the radio staff is going to the VILLAGE BOWL this afternoon for partying and bowling….should be fun….hopefully nobody falls down or throws the ball into the other lane….(TANEA)….TANEA was on my bowling team years ago, and went straight up in the air and down on her “boom dee aye”….it was crazy funny…

7.  a woman who designs and sells greeting cards in NEW YORK CITY, is offering a free in-store POLE DANCE with every 50 dollar purchase…in related news, men are now buying greeting cards..

8.  the son of PINK FLOYD guitarist DAVID GILMOUR was arrested in LONDON for protesting against hiking college tuition fees…..oh c’mon…”HE DON’T NEED NO EDUCATION.”  (another brick in the wall.)

9.  a woman in EDMONTON, ALBERTA, allegedly caused a scene at a MCDONALD’S, and bit a cop’s finger while resisting arrest, because she was upset that her sundae didn’t have enough fudge on it…..THANK GOD THEY WEREN’T IN A DONUT SHOP…

10.  after moving the GIANTS-VIKINGS game to DETROIT, the NFL immediately fined the snowstorm for hitting the METRODOME too hard….

11.  the new MICHAEL JACKSON album “MICHAEL”, is out on tuesday…the album producers are defending all of MICHAEL’S tracks…which is also what DR. CONRAD MURRAY is doing…

12.  rumors continue that DANCING WITH THE STARS is trying to get LINDSAY LOHAN for next season….should be interesting, because she only knows TWELVE STEPS…and keeps repeating the same TWELVE STEPS…


One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again the following Sunday. “9.30 okay?”
     George said, “Fine, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me.”
     The following Sunday George showed up right on time. Not only that he played left-handed and beat them.
     They agreed to meet the following Sunday at 9.30. George again said, “Okay, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me.”
     The next Sunday there was George, punctual to the dot. This time he played right-handed and beat them again.
     “Okay, for 9.30 next Sunday?” one of the foursome asked.
     George said, “Sure if I’m ten minutes late … ”
     Another golfer jumped in. “Wait a minute … You always say you may be ten minutes late. But you’re always right on time and you beat us whether you play right or left handed.”
     George said, “Well, that’s true – I’m superstitious. If I wake up and my wife is sleeping on her right side, I play right-handed. If she’s sleeping on her left side, I play left-handed.”
     “What if she’s lying on her back?”
     George said, “That’s when I’m ten minutes late.”






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