random thoughts for wednesday december 22nd, 2010

DISCOUNT VAC AND DAKOTA HOT TUBS BRING YOU TODAY’S DAILY BLOG….

 

HERE ARE MY NEW MUGSHOTS AFTER MY MOST RECENT ARREST….

1.  we have a couple of celebrity birthdays today…let’s have ladies first….actress BERNNADETTE STANIS has a birthday…you probably don’t recognize the name, but you’ll recognize her character.  she played the daughter THELMA on “GOOD TIMES.”  here she is with the cast of the show….she’s standing next to her brother on the left side….

and here she is today, as she celebrates birthday number 57…

2.  plus, one third of the BEE GEES has a birthday today…ROBIN GIBB turns 61 today…..i’m sure that it’s a hard day for him, as his twin brother MAURICE of the band, died a few years back….anyway, here’s ROBIN GIBB with his brothers, “THE BEE GEES”….you’ll recognize the BEE GEES in the first picture, because they’re the ones with the super white smile, and the only ones permitted to smile…ha ha

and here’s ROBIN GIBB today on his 61st birthday…

and one with remaining brother BARRY…

3.  so, what about some music by ROBIN GIBB?  well, as a solo artist, he has one song that really turns my crank….it’s called “BOYS DO FALL IN LOVE” and it’s from 1984….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEjcSjjaAFk

and one of my favorite BEE GEE’S songs that ROBIN sings lead on is “I STARTED A JOKE.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSxuvNGSrmc

or how about the classic “MASSACHUSETTS”?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4OaNqtqXzQ

 

4.  guess who came into FARGO’S  HECTOR INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT yesterday?  actor JOSH DUHAMEL and singer FERGIE….the married couple is in FARGO visiting his father for CHRISTMAS…JOSH DUHAMEL is from MINOT, NORTH DAKOTA..

5.  remember my KUMLA dinner that we had this past sunday?

well, as i mentioned, the best part of KUMLA is frying it up in butter the next morning…so, this morning, i fried up the rest of it, and then poured some melted butter over the top of it and enjoyed it…but i realized something when i got done…I USED AN ENTIRE STICK OF BUTTER ON MY BREAKFAST….have the defibrillator ready…..

6.  am i the only one who’s not excited to see “LITTLE FOCKERS?”  that’s the BEN STILLER movie coming out today that’s the third movie in the series….first of all, i don’t really approve of the title…i KNOW what they’re trying to do…i just don’t like kids walking around saying “LITTLE FOCKERS.”  i think it gives them too much liberty to sound like they’re cussing…..(oh my gosh..i’ve turned into an old geezer!!)

7.  HOMELAND SECURITY director JANET NAPOLITANO assured AMERICANS that the government is working “24/7…364 days a year” to protect us…..now terrorists just have to try and figure out WHICH ONE DAY they’re taking off…..

8.  in a recent interview ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER hinted that he would like  a job with PRESIDENT OBAMA….republicans have decided that they will hire him to help move furniture for OBAMA in two years…

9.  according to WIKILEAKS cable, INDIA is accused of torture…so, apparently AMERICAN radio stations aren’t the only ones playing ‘GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER.”

10.  the mystery of aviator AMELIA EARHART’S disappearance may have been solved after the discovery of bones on a south pacific island….no wait…check that….it’s just NICOLE RICHIE on her honeymoon….

11.  PARIS HILTON is now sponsoring her own international motorcycle racing team…that’s shocking…i had no idea that PARIS was interested in anything without a back seat…

12.  the ROSEVILLE GALLERIA shopping mall in northern CALIFORNIA had to be evacuated when nearly FIVE THOUSAND singers showed up as part of a “flash mob” to sing CHRISTMAS songs….the combined weight of the singers caused the floor to start giving way….okay..here’s the deal….either that’s one really poorly built mall, or the singers had better back away from the christmas cookie table…

13.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

(overheard the other day)

“do you know what would have happened back then if it was “THREE WISE WOMEN” that had showed up at the manger? they would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought disposable diapers as gifts.”

THAT’S FUNNY…

HAVE A GREAT WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

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