MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU MY FRIENDS….AND MAY YOU NEVER FORGET WHAT THE TRUE MEANING OF THIS SEASON IS!!!
DISCOUNT VAC AND DAKOTA HOT TUBS wish you a MERRY CHRISTMAS…and they thank you for your wonderful friendship and patronage over the past year….
1. well, my friend, KEVIN is at it again…he does an EXCELLENT job at placing my face on other pictures…what’s that called? “PHOTOSHOPPING?” i’m not up on these terms…(old duffer)…
anyway, you remember the one he did for CHRISTMAS for me?
WELL, KEVIN did an even BETTER one of me for a CHRISTMAS movie….my son MITCHELL said that this one is kinda scary!!
how would i look on my favorite movie ‘THE WIZARD OF OZ?” let’s let KEVIN show us…
and the last one is kind of sad, because all KEVIN had to do was place MY REAL SENIOR PICTURE on the poster and this one worked…I WAS SUCH A NERD…
SERIOUSLY…WHERE ARE MY ROYALTIES FROM THAT MOVIE…
KEVIN, keep up the good work..these are INCREDIBLE….
2. whatever happened to the crew from the tv shows “THE HARDY BOYS/NANCY DREW MYSTERIES?” let’s find out….here they are back in the 70’s….
well, let’s do ladies first…NANCY DREW was played by actress PAMELA SUE MARTIN, who went on to play on the tv show “DYNASTY.” she is now 57 years old…
SHAUN CASSIDY, of course, had the big hit “DA DOO RON RON”, back in the 70’s, and today is 52 years old…
actor PARKER STEVENSON hasn’t been in much since around 1998, and finding current pictures of him are a bit tough…however, i did find one of him with his former wife KIRSTIE ALLEY….
3. THREE TO FIVE INCHES OF SNOW are possible today…please be careful today and thru the entire CHRISTMAS weekend…i want you back here monday!!
4. everybody asks me ‘what do you want for CHRISTMAS?’….here’s my answer….NOTHING…just to be home with JEANNIE TYLER AND MITCHELL is all i ask for….
5. CHRISTMAS TRIVIA TO DAZZLE YOUR FRIENDS WITH:
**in GREEK, “X” means “CHRIST.” that’s where “xmas” comes from…
**BING CROSBY’S “WHITE CHRISTMAS” was released way back in 1942, and is considered the biggest CHRISTMAS song of all time.
**ONE IN TEN christmas presents that are received will be BROKEN by NEW YEARS DAY.
**it can take up to 15 YEARS for a christmas tree to grow SIX OR SEVEN feet tall….
**the average time spent per person on last minute purchases? 33 MINUTES….
**the average person spends 25 MINUTES in line for CHRISTMAS shopping…
**the average number of times that VISA CARDS are used every minute during CHRISTMAS? 5,340…….WOW….
6. did you hear the stupid story about NEW YORK JET’S coach REX RYAN and his supposed “FOOT FETISH?” apparently there are a couple of videos on youtube that feature him loving up his wife’s feet…..CRAP..ISN’T THAT JUST MY LUCK? i guess i’ll take back the pair of shoes i bought for him for CHRISTMAS…
7. GM is recycling oil-soaked booms from the BP gulf oil spill into parts for their CHEVY VOLT…now, when people drive it off the lot they will have that “NEW TAR SMELL.”
8. PARIS HILTON doesn’t read newspapers anymore, because of all the crap that has been written about her….she’s also confused by newspapers…she cannot beleive that people DIE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER…..
9. the movie “LITTLE FOCKERS’ is out in theaters, and is about an uncomfortable family get together…or as i call it, “CHRISTMAS AFTERNOON.”
10. a SAN FRANCISCO art dealer was aquitted of knowling selling fake art…people’s first clue? his name….BUBBA DA VINCI….
11. JOKE OF THE DAY:
(nice short sweet one to end the week)
WHY DID SANTA CLAUSE LIKE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN HIS GARDEN? BECAUSE HE LIKED TO “HOE HOE HOE”…..
(that was lame)….
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY…