HEY MY FRIENDS..THIS IS YOUR LAST “FRESHIE” BLOG UNTIL WEDNESDAY…..

 

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1.  we have a few celebrity birthdays for this weekend…first of all, and this is hard to beleive, actor ALAN ALDA from “M*A*S*H” turns 75 today… did you know that his father, actor ROBERT ALDA also appeared on that show?  yep…here is father and son from the hit tv show…

and here is ALAN ALDA today on his 75th birthday…

2.  actress JUDY NORTON TAYLOR has a birthday on saturday…remember her?  she played MARY ELLEN on “THE WALTON’S”….

JUDY NORTON TAYLOR turns 53 today…and is totally beautiful….

3.  and finally, one of my favorite actors EVER is having a birthday on sunday…GENE HACKMAN turns 81 on sunday…..that can’t be possible….here’s GENE HACKMAN as we remember him from years ago…

and here is GENE HACKMAN today on his 81st birthday…

GENE HACKMAN is either number one or number two on my favorite actor’s scale…the other one battling for top spot is TOMMY LEE JONES….

4.  well, here we go to MINNEAPOLIS….we have a three day sales seminar, but we’re going to have some fun as well…tonight, as i mentioned before, we get to go to a club in MINNEAPOLIS to see a couple of bands….

the band “PARACHUTE” is there…they sing the hit “SHE IS LOVE”, which we play on SUNNY 97.7…

the headline band tonight is “PLAIN WHITE T’S”, and we play a fe of their hits as well including “HEY THERE DELILAH”, “1,2,3,4, 1 LOVE YOU”, and their new hit “RHYTHM OF LOVE.”

should be a blast…i’ll have a critique on wednesday…

 

5.  man, i don’t know if it’s the weather or what, but i can’t stay awake during the day and evening hours….usually, i can go all day long, skip a nap, and stay up until 10-10:30 at night…but lately, i’m ready for bed at 7pm, and usually need a nap in the afternoon when i get home.  JEANNIE said she’s the same way right now…maybe it’s our hectic schedules, maybe it’s the weather, but chances are, WE’RE JUST OLD….ha ha

6.  a movie called “THE MECHANIC” comes out today starring JASON STATHAM.

i WILL NOT be going to see this movie….JASON STATHAM plays exactly the same character in every movie….geez, i hope he doesn’t read this…he’s huge…he’d probably find me and beat the snot out of me….

7.  the government is replacing the current “color-coded” terror alert system with a new system that offers specific details of what the public should do.  for instance, if things get bad, the message will be, “BEND OVER..PUT YOUR HEAD BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND KISS YOUR BUTT GOODBYE.”

8.  the mexican military near the ARIZONA border have seized a large, medieval-style CATAPULT that drug dealers hoped to use to fling drugs into AMERICA…which is proof that the drug cartels are huge fans of WILE E. COYOTE…

9.  a five foot godzilla monitor lizard was reported roaming around a CALIFORNIA neighborhood…oooppps…scratch that…it was ROSIE O’DONNELL.

10.  a man in GERMANY called the police to protect him from his wife, who has an uncontrollable demand for sex….wait a minute….wasn’t that THE ROPER’S from “THREE’S COMPANY.”  after hearing that, millions of men screamed, “DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  WE’D KILL FOR THAT.”

11.  in NEW ZEALAND, an expensive pedigreed cat with a roving eye, disappeared from it’s home, only to show up back at home later CASTRATED…keep that in mind CHARLIE SHEEN…

12.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

One fine September day a guy was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog and then about 200 men walking in single file.
    Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse.
    “My wife,” the man replied.
    “I’m sorry,” said Bill. “What happened to her?”
    “My dog bit her and she died.”
     Bill then asked the man who was in the second hearse. The man replied, “My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well.”
     Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, “Can I borrow your dog?”
     To which the man replied, “Get in line.”

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND..I’LL VISIT WITH YOU AGAIN ON WEDNESDAY…

JAY DEAN

 

these are pretty good…these are new state slogans…

 

Alabama: At Least We’re Not Mississippi

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t be Wrong!

Arizona: But It’s a Dry Heat

Arkansas: Litterasy Ain’t Everthing

California: As Seen on TV

Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: Without Atlanta We’re Alabama

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes… OK, Maybe Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don’t Pronounce the “S”

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: 5 Million People; Seven Last Names

Louisiana: We’re Not All Drunk Cajuns

Maine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: A Thinking Man’s Delaware

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s

Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies and Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want a *&@#$  Motto? I Got Yer *&%$#@  Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney…

North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!

Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan

Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl — It’s What’s For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We’re Not Really An Island

South Carolina: We Have Never Actually Surrendered to the North

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: A Whole ‘Nother Country!

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?

Washington: Help! We’re Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family — Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese

Wyoming: Wynot?

HAPPY THURSDAY EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! here’s yours truly and JOHN SCHNEIDER from “THE DUKES OF HAZZARD.”

 

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1.  today we salute one of the more pure voices in the music business in the last few decades, LINDA RONSTADT…LINDA has been around since the late 60’s and is still out there performing today….it’s not her birthday today, but i’ll let you know that LINDA RONSTADT is 64 years old…..isn’t that hard to believe?  here’s LINDA back in her younger days….

SUPER SEXY….

and here is LINDA RONSTADT today…one of the pictures is with one of her many many fans…LINDA is on the right…..

 

2.  what is a LINDA RONSTADT salute without some music?

here’s her first big hit…it’s LINDA RONSTADT AND THE STONE PONIES with “DIFFERENT DRUM” from 1967…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Nq48sHF8M

here’s “WHEN WILL I BE LOVED.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmE7tTzJkbU

3.  well, it’s official…when we arrive in THE TWIN CITIES on friday for our sales training, we will be going to a night of music at a small club in MINNEAPOLIS….i’m super excited to see the bands we’re going to see….the headline act is “PLAIN WHITE T’S”….they sing “1,2,3,4 I LOVE YOU”, “HEY THERE DELILAH” and their new smash is “RHYTHM OF LOVE.”  do you know these guys? 

here’s “HEY THERE DELILAH.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbJtYqBYCV8

the band PARACHUTE is opening up for them…they have a huge hit right now with “SHE IS LOVE.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr3qfy78iG4

they are performing friday night at “FINE LINE MUSIC CAFE” in MINNEAPOLIS…can’t wait….

4.  singer JIMMY BUFFETT fell off the stage in SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA…he was in the hospital for a short time…here’s a video of the fall…not a great video, but you can see him drop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTQYVC0OHYs

5.  wow, are the pheasant out in big numbers…going to HECLA AND HOUGHTON the last couple of weeks has been interesting.  you see, i have a huge crack in my front windshield that goes from one side to the other.  and i guarantee you that ANY KIND OF HIT to the window is going to shatter it….and i’m not really excited about driving home with no window and temps below zero…..my window is so fragile that maybe even snowflakes could break it….

6.  i’m just not excited about the super bowl….of course, i’ll watch it…i’ll stuff my face with food….and i’ll enjoy the time with family and friends….but i really don’t care about the game…however, i don’t want the STEELERS to win…so, i guess, by default, i’m rooting for the GREEN BAY PACKERS…

7.  in the wake of big winter storms, the AMERICAN RED CROSS is seeking blood donations….they’re smart to ask for it before the I.R.S. gets it in APRIL….

8.  a NOVA SCOTIA man is shooting a documentary about his travels across the USA AND THE UK with six realistic sex dolls….he misunderstood when a friend told him to not leave home without his “plastic.”  umm..i’m pretty sure he meant VISA…

9.  TACO BELL is rejecting claims in a lawsuit that it’s meat is not all beef…..the company says this lawsuit is aimed at just making a lot of noise…sort of like what the tacos do to me….

10.  publicity hound attorney GLORIA ALLRED is getting her own courtroom tv show…unfortunately, she won’t be the one on trial…

11.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. “Okay,” the sheriff drawled, “Gomer, what is 1 and 1?” “11” he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but he’s right.” “What two days of the weekstart with the letter ‘T’?” “Today and tomorrow.” He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. “Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?” Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, “I don’t know.” “Well, why don’t you go home and work on that one for a while?” So, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. “It went great! First day on the job and I’m already working on a murder case!”

HAVE A WONDERFUL THURSDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

HAPPY WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY….IT’S “HUMP DAY”…. HALFWAY TO THE WEEKEND…..

 

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1.  i used to love the show “THE MUNSTERS.”  it used to play on tv after school, so that show was my “break” between school and homework.  remember that show?

we’re going to find out what happened to the cast of the show.  first let’s check out YVONNE DECARLO, who played “LILLY MUNSTER” the matriarch of the family….she passed away in 2007 at the age of 84……..here she is in later life…

actor FRED GWYNNE played “HERMAN MUNSTER”, who was really the star of the show….FRED went on to play in great movies like “PET SEMATARY” and “MY COUSIN VINNY.”  he died in 1993 at the age of 66…….here he is in the early 90’s….

actress PAT PRIEST played “MARILYN MUNSTER” the “black sheep” of the family…she of course, was the only normal one of the family, but to the MUNSTERS, she was not very good looking and an oddball….PAT PRIEST is still going strong at 74…here’s a recent photo of her with a fan….

BUTCH PATRICK played the son “EDDIE MUNSTER” on the show…he’s 57 years old and is making a living going to “autograph sessions” of former tv stars…here’s BUTCH PATRICK and a date at the 2009 TVLAND awards….

and finally, one of the craziest guys out there.  AL LEWIS played “GRANDPA MUNSTER” and he lived to be the ripe old age of 82 when he passed away in 2006…..GRANDPA AL, as he was known as, was a radio announcer and ran for public office in his later years…..AL LEWIS was cremated when he died, and was buried IN HIS FAVORITE CIGAR BOX…no kidding….here’s AL LEWIS, “GRANDPA MUNSTER” in his later years….

2.  i have a box set of the “ARCHIE’S” at home that i watch once in awhile, just to bring back memories of ARCHIE, JUGHEAD, MOOSE, ETHEL, REGGIE, VERONICA, BETTY, MISS GRUNDY, and MR. WEATHERBEE….

remember “THE LITTLE ARCHIES?”

how about a couple of songs from the show….i found this one the other day and have been playing the heck out of it…

here are THE ARCHIES with “BANG SHANG A LANG.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL1jY7flPsI

and who can forget thier number one song “SUGAR SUGAR.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9nE2spOw_o

3.  YOUR THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

“tell a man that there are 400 billion stars in the sky, and he’ll believe you….tell a man that a bench has wet paint…and he’ll HAVE to touch it.”

4.  as you may, or may not know, i am a PIZZA FREAK…back when i worked at PIZZA HUT in ABERDEEN back in the early 80’s, we would get a small pizza for free for working four hours or over…I GOT TO EAT PIZZA EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK…and i used to try cool types of pizza…..best one? italian sausage and pepperoni…the worst? a spaghetti pizza….it was gross….pizza is huge over super bowl week…check this out…

****2.3 million feet of PIZZA HUT pizza will be sold on super bowl sunday.

****1200 tons of dough will be used at PIZZA HUT alone.

****120,000 PIZZA HUT employees will have to work super bowl sunday because of the incredible number of orders that will come in.

5.  isn’t life funny?  last night, JEANNIE AND I were playing cards with MITCHELL and his girlfriend JESSICA.. i was yawning and just about having my head hit the table because i was so tire…the second the game got over, i was wide awake and had trouble falling asleep….darn the luck, huh?

6.  did you hear about this yesterday?  a GREEN BAY PACKERS fan, who happens to work at a car dealership in CHICAGO, was fired this week for wearing a PACKERS tie to the dealership that helps sponsor some activities for THE CHICAGO BEARS…as you probably know, THE GREEN BAY PACKERS are headed to the super bowl after defeating the CHICAGO BEARS this past weekend….the boss said that he warned the man five times to take it off, and he wouldn’t so he fired him……I FEEL A LAWSUIT COMING ON…the man with the PACKERS tie, may become quite rich after he wins this lawsuit….

7.  a man from CALIFORNIA is marketing a line of sodas that contain THC, the ingredient in marijuana that makes you high…each soda comes with a complimentary bag of CHEETOS…the bottles cost as much as FIFTEEN DOLLARS each, but after the first one, you really don’t care….

8.  a man from GERMANY won a MINI COOPER car in a radio contest by having the car’s logo tattooed on his…umm…his manhood….the pain was bad enough, but how would you like to spend the rest of your life with the word “MINI” on that part of your body?

9.  under the new rules, there are now TEN nominations for best picture at the ACADEMY AWARDS…you know what that means?  HOLLYWOOD is going to have to start putting out ten good movies a year…

10.  MARVEL COMICS has revealed that the “HUMAN TORCH” is the member of the FANTASTIC FOUR who will die next month…cause of death?  BURN-OUT….what will they do with the body?  obviously, cremation won’t work…

11.  MADONNA AND PRINCE have settled their long running feud…finally, other residents of the nursing home can get some rest…

12.  NEW YORK JETS quarterback MARK SANCHEZ was caught on camera picking his nose and wiping his finger on a teammate….he wiped it on the back up quarterback…idiot…he should have wiped it on THE NOSE GUARD….

13.  in the academy award nominations, “THE KING’S SPEECH” ran away with 12 nominations….plus BRETT FAVRE was nominated in the category called “ANIMATED SHORTS.”

14.  JOKE OF  THE DAY:

“How long have you been driving without a tail light?” asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist. The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a long, painful groan. He seemed so upset that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit. “Come on, now,” he said, “you don’t have to take it so hard. It isn’t that serious.” “It isn’t?” cried the motorist. “Then you know what happened to my boat and trailer?”

HAVE A GREAT WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

HAPPY TUESDAY EVERYBODY…..THANKS FOR READING THE BLOG, AND THANKS FOR LISTEN TO SUNNY 97-7…YOU FOLKS MAKE COMING TO WORK FUN EVERY MORNING….

 

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1.  i know we featured this guy last year on this date, but we have a bunch of new viewers to the blog, AND he’s celebrating a milestone birthday today…it’s actor DEAN JONES who appeared in many many WALT DISNEY movies….DEAN JONES turns 80 years old today…how about that?

remember him?

DEAN JONES was the star of many many DISNEY movies…here are some of them……”THAT DARN CAT” was one of my favorites…

and here is DEAN JONES today on his 80th birthday…

2.  PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA will have his state of the union address tonight on national tv….REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS are going to sit together instead of apart tonight…THIS COULD BE FUN…this might make “JERSEY SHORE” look like a kiddie show….

3.  our sales staff has to go to MINNEAPOLIS this friday thru monday for sales training.  this will make TRIP NUMBER THREE to the TWIN CITIES for me in two weeks…and to make matters worse, we get back monday afternoon, and then tuesday morning early early early, i take DAD to MINNEAPOLIS for a doctor’s appointment….i think on tuesday i’ll be able to drive with my eyes closed…although, i probably won’t try it…ha ha

4.  while in MINNEAPOLIS, we have saturday night free, and a lot of my staff are going to see the MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES play at the TARGET CENTER…i, however, am passing, because i just saw them a couple of weeks ago, and they’ve NEVER WON when i go see them…..instead, i’m taking our niece to the movies to see the new ANTHONY HOPKINS movie “THE RITE.”

it’s supposed to be scary as hell…just the way i like it…i’m sure i’ll have a movie critique next week….IF I LIVE THRU IT…ha ha

5.  my wife and family are SHOCKED at my musical taste change in the last few years….all of my life all i’ve been is country…country…country…..i’m still a HUGE fan of the older country like HANK WILLIAMS, SR., MERLE HAGGARD, BUCK OWENS, PATSY CLINE and others, but i dislike the new country a bunch….anyway, i’ve really gotten into the new pop music that we play on sunny……plus my boys are turning us onto some “indie music” that isn’t widely known, but we love it…there’s a band called “VAMPIRE WEEKEND” that we really really love…they have a song called “A-PUNK”…..see if you like it too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XC2mqcMMGQ

6.  HOW ABOUT THIS WEATHER?  man, yesterday was a nice break from the crappy cold we’ve had….it looks like a few nice days, EVEN 30’S, and then a colder saturday and sunday..the good thing is, february starts on tuesday…which means another month of winter will be GONE….

7.  authorities say that people are SMOKING AND SNORTING BATH SALTS TO GET HIGH…wow….what kind of a world are we living in when the avon lady becomes your drug dealer?

8.  MCDONALD’S has announced that they’ll be raising thier prices this year…it was either than or give a pay cut to GRIMACE, and they don’t want to have to deal with that loose cannon…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XC2mqcMMGQ

9.  two new MATRIX films are reportedly being discussed…no scripts have been developed yet…but that hasn’t stopped KEANU REEVES before….

10.  some PACKERS fans at a ST. PAUL bar celebrate their win over the CHICAGO BEARS by roasting a 180 pound bear than one of them had shot…hmm..too bad GREEN BAY wasn’t playing the DALLAS COWBOYS….(just kidding…maybe)

11.  “NO STRINGS ATTACHED” with NATALIE PORTMAN and ASHTON KUTCHER is the top movie in the UNITED STATES…the movie is rated “R”, which means that ASHTON can only see it if he’s accompanied by DEMI MOORE…

12.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

UGH…IT’S MONDAY….

 

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1.  we have a few celebrity birthdays to mark today. the first one is veteran actor ERNEST BORGNINE who is 94 years old today…and may i say, a very young looking 94….here’s ERNEST BORGNINE from years past, even a picture of him on “MCHALE’S NAVY.”

and here’s ERNEST BORGNINE looking awfully good at 94…heck, i hope i look this good at 75….

2.  one of the four surviving munchkins from “THE WIZARD OF OZ” has a birthday…JERRY MAREN, who played one of the munchkins from the “LOLLIPOP GUILD,” turns 91 today..here he is from my favorite movie…he’s the guy in the middle…

and here is JERRY MAREN today at 91………….

3.  and this one should make you feel old…legendary singer NEIL DIAMOND turns SEVENTY TODAY….yes, 70……..here’s NEIL DIAMOND back when he was a heartthrob to women everywhere….

and here’s NEIL DIAMOND today on his 70th birthday…still out there performing and making records….umm..i mean cd’s…ha ha

4.  what would NEIL DIAMOND’S birthday be without a couple of songs…

here’s his trademark song “SWEET CAROLINE”….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vhFnTjia_I

here’s one of my favorite NEIL DIAMOND songs…”SONG SUNG BLUE”…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6oaMLzXYA

5.  is it just me, or does it seem like bananas go from green to brown in a little over a day…it seems like there’s a one day window to eat them in perfect condition…

6.  okay guys, don’t think less of me, but saturday night, i went to see NATALIE PORTMAN in “BLACK SWAN.” and yes, i went all by myself to see a ballet movie…

but it was much more than that….great movie…it’s a movie where you think you have it all figured out and then at the end, BOOM, you were wrong…there are a couple of sex scenes in this movie that are pretty heavy…..keep that in mind if you’re going to see it.   NATALIE PORTMAN should win an oscar for best female performance, or she should at least be nominated….

7.  fitness guru and power juicer founder, JACK LALANNE died yesterday at the age of 96…..he supposedly worked out every day, if not a few times a day, even up to around his death…..here’s JACK LALANNE back in his really buff days…

and here he is in his 90’s looking awfully darn fit….

8.  GEORGE CLOONEY has contracted malaria following his trip to SUDAN, but is expected to fully recover…GEORGE suffered fever, chills, sweating, and vomiting…pretty much the same symptoms as everyone who watched his movie “THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS.”

9.  “RADAR ONLINE” reports that the nurse who accused LINDSAY LOHAN of battery, may have been offered $25,000 dollars for agreeing not to testify…sources say the money was offered “under the table”, which is where LINDSAY was lying after a night out…

10.  ROGER EBERT will appear on his new show “EBERT PRESENTS AT THE MOVIES” hiding his facial surgery with a silicone prosthesis….so his appearance will be mostly silicone….on wait, that’s PAMELA ANDERSON….

11.  well, we finally know who’s in the super bowl…it’s the GREEN BAY PACKERS VS. THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS….the super bowl…you know the super bowl….that football game that comes on between the commercials…

12.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.

The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.

They looked at the third man and he said, “I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees.”

Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.

The man replied, “Well, I was lying under the bed and she crawled over and said, “Come out and fight like a man!”.

 HAVE A GREAT MONDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

 

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYBODY…AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A TREMENDOUS WEEKEND!!!

 

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1.  happy birthday wishes are going out to actor ROBBY BENSON who turns 55 today….remember ROBBY?  he starred in movies like “ODE TO BILLY JOE”,  “ONE ON ONE” and my personal favorite “ICE CASTLES.”  did you know that ROBBY BENSON lost out to MARK HAMILL to play LUKE SKYWALKER in “STAR WARS?”  yepper….here’s ROBBY BENSON as we remember him..

do you remember that ROBBY provided the voice of “BEAST” on the movie “BEAUTY AND THE BEAST?”  today he’s a professor of film at a college…here’s ROBBY BENSON today on his 55th birthday….

2.  one of my favorite concerts EVER at the SOUTH DAKOTA STATE FAIR was back in the late 70’s when MAC DAVIS appeared there….MAC is the ultimate showman…great singer…great personality…hilarious….MAC DAVIS is 69 today…here he is from years ago…

and here’s MAC DAVIS today on his 69th birthday…

3.  well, we can’t let MAC’S birthday go by without giving you a couple of songs…

here’s “BABY BABY DON’T GET HOOKED ON ME.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UauHDIlhvTk

remember this one?  it’s “I BELEIVE IN MUSIC.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no5t8KDGIuU

4.  you may remember that film critic ROGER EBERT has been suffering from the effects of cancer for the past five years or so.  well, tonight he’s going to be on tv debuting his new facial prosthesis.  remember ROGER EBERT?

when he was on tv a few months ago, i had NO IDEA who he was.

we all wish ROGER EBERT the very best….

5.  do you know who i feel sorry for?  our METEOROLOGISTS…yep, our weathermen and women get put thru the ringer all year long…if they say 3-5 inches of snow and we get one inch, people badmouth them…if they say 3-5 inches of snow and we get ten inches, people badmouth them…what an ungrateful job….

6.  last night was one of the best episodes ever of “THE OFFICE.”  JEANNIE, MITCHELL AND I, laughed uncontrollably during the whole show…and they finally gave some lines to CREED…who we think, is one of the funniest people on the show…

7.  a new study found that during the first two years of college, most students learn nothing of value…other than watching their blood alcohol level go higher than their grade point average…

8.  because of a shortage of O.B. NONAPPLICATOR TAMPONS in stores, some women in NEW YORK CITY are paying up to $76 dollars a box for them on EBAY….that is, after one of the angriest bidding wars ever….

9.  as an experiment in bacteriology, a UNIVERSITY OF ALBERTA student wore the same pair of pants for FIFTEEN days straight without washing them…i called that experiment “COLLEGE.”

10.  CHARLIE SHEEN reportedly ran up a bill of over $26,000 dollars on prostitutes over the past weekend in LAS VEGAS…hey, it’s good to see CHARLIE finally slowing down…

11.  the PRESIDENT OF CHINA visited AMERICA the other day…he liked it so well that he put down a down payment…

12.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.
     They searched for days and couldn’t find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.
     Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: “Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster with a pearl worth $50,000 …. please advise”
     The old man faxed back: “Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap”

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND…BE SAFE…

JAY DEAN