random thoughts for tuesday january 4th, 2011

 

the daily blog is sponsored by DISCOUNT VAC AND DAKOTA HOT TUBS, BOTH IN ABERDEEN….

 

1.  WOW… a milestone birthday today….legendary MIAMI DOLPHINS coach DON SHULA turns 80 today….yes EIGHTY….can you beleive that?  COACH SHULA is the one who was coaching the DOLPHINS during the only undefeated season any NFL team has ever had….all the way thru the super bowl…..he had legendary team members like LARRY CSONKA, MERCURY MORRIS, BOB GRIESE, and many more…here’s the coach…including a BEAUTIFUL painting of him….

and here is DON SHULA today on his 80th birthday….

2.  60’s and 70’s sex siren DYAN CANNON is having a birthday today…she turns 73 today…..here’s a picture of DYAN CANNON from years ago, including a family picture with then husband CARY GRANT….

and here she is today at 73…still pretty sexy for that age…

2.  OH CRAP….i don’t know what dreams mean, but last night i dreamed that i got to visit with over two dozen of my friends and family that i haven’t seen in years…..and a few of them said to me, “WE ARE REALLY GOING TO MISS YOU.”  what the heck does that mean?  hopefully nothing….but, it does make one wonder…..

3.  ENJOY THIS VIDEO, MY FRIENDS…it’s “THE ARCHIES” with “SUGAR SUGAR.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXm6OltdZ7Q

4.  recently one of JOHN LENNON’S suits sold for $46,000….i know how that works…i had one of my suits for sale the other day, and i had to GIVE THAT PERSON TWENTY DOLLARS TO TAKE IT….

5.  with the recent snows, my memories come back about sledding at our farm outside of VEBLEN…we had a HUGE hill just across the creek from our home.  we used to head up the big hill with our sleds, and ROCKET down, sometimes across the creek…which hurt by the way….we had a sled that fit 6 ADULTS on it, and let me tell you, that baby ROCKED down the hill….it felt like about 100 miles an hour….

6.  another great winter memory is riding on an inner tube behind a snowmobile…it was incredibly fun…UNTIL YOU WENT FLYING OFF OF IT AT FULL SPEED….that rolling and smacking the ground wasn’t so much fun…..

7.  according to a new study, ONE THIRD of NINE MONTH OLD BABIES are obese…their weight problem is so bad that most of them can hardly walk….

8.  a federal judge refused to dismiss a lawsuit against DISNEY by a PENNSYLVANIA woman, who claims that DONALD DUCK groped her breasts during a visit to EPCOT in FLORIDA…it probably didn’t help DISNEY’S case when DONALD DUCK showed up in court with no pants on….

9.  on sunday, rock and roll legend CHUCK BERRY collapsed at a concert in CHICAGO…he’s okay now…but doctors figured out what happened….apparently CHUCK BERRY was overcome with emotion when he realized that LINDSAY LOHAN would be driving again soon….

10.  after sunday’s VIKINGS game, BRETT FAVRE told reporters that he’s finally finished….then he flushed the toilet and continued his interview…

11.  LADY GAGA is promoting her new album with an internet picture of her BARE BUTT…why?  because she’s hoping to “crack” the top ten…

12.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A dentist ran out of anaesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled.

He gave the nurse a very large needle, instructing her to jab it hard into the patient’s butt when the signal was given, so it would take his attention away from the tooth extraction.

It all happened in an instant.

The nurse, patient, and pliers were in place. The signal was given, and the nurse bayoneted the patient with the needle just as the dentist yanked the tooth.

Afterwards, the dentist asked, “Hurt much?”

The patient hesitated, “Didn’t hardly feel it come out. And, man, those roots were really deep!”

HAVE A WONDERFUL TUESDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

 

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