random thoughts for friday january 14th, 2011

 

today’s daily blog is sponsored by DISCOUNT VAC AND DAKOTA HOT TUBS, BOTH IN ABERDEEN….

 

***NO BLOG ON MONDAY…I’LL BE OUT OF TOWN…

1.  well, i have to be honest with you…i think one of the coolest duos of the 80’s movies was the combination of MOLLY RINGWALD AND ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL…they appeared together in “THE BREAKFAST CLUB”, and “SIXTEEN CANDLES.”  what do they look like today? let’s find out…

first of all MOLLY RINGWALD…we remember what she looked like back then…

here’s MOLLY RINGWALD today at the age of  42…

2.  ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL is also 42 years old….how about that?  remember that little boy with the nerdy attitude?

and now he’s all grown up…

3.  yesterday i had to make a one day trip to MINNEAPOLIS…i left in the morning around 10, and got home last night around midnight…hmm..let’s see…in bed at 12:15am, up at 4am…do the math…not a ton of sleep…ha ha

4.  i may have to move to FARIBAULT, MINNESOTA…yesterday while heading to MINNESOTA, i was buzzing the radio dial, and found an ALL POLKA AND WALTZ STATION!!!  i was SUPER EXCITED…listened to it for quite a while…LOVE LOVE LOVED IT….

5.  i know i’ve complained about this before, but i’m doing it again…WHO THE HELL CAME UP WITH IDEA OF THESE “ROUNDUPS?”

i personally beleive that these are “ACCIDENTS WAITING TO HAPPEN.”  people just fly thru these….and it’s kind of confusing as to which highway you’re supposed to take….NOT A FAN…

6.  my son MITCHELL is planning on going to college in MINNEAPOLIS, and we’re going down this weekend to check out the school….not meaning to be mean, but there’s NO WAY i could live in the TWIN CITIES….an hour and a half to get home from work is not for me…yesterday we had some lite snow, and traffic on 494 was moving FIVE MILES AN HOUR….once again…NOT A FAN…

7.  should be a fun weekend…get to see the MINNESOTA WILD take on the VANCOUVER CANUCKS…plus get to see the MINNEOTA TIMBERWOLVES play THE ORLANDO MAGIC…man, i love free tickets…ha ha

8.  a woman from IDAHO won the other half of the $380 million dollar mega millions jackpot…besides playing MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL, winning the lottery is the best way to SCRATCH and earn MILLIONS…

9.  the latest tv show to get the “X-RATED” parody treatment is “THE SIMPSON’S.”  the video features live actors with their bodies painted yellow as MARGE AND HOMER…seriously, if you fantasy is to see HOMER SIMPSON naked, you don’t need porn…you need a PSYCHIATRIST…

10. CHARLIE SHEEN missed ‘TWO AND HALF MEN’ rehearsals because of an ear ache…it’s probably from having money coming out his ears…

11.  CARRIE FISHER says that she joined JENNY CRAIG after suddenly realizing one day that she’s fat…yep…she thought that she played ‘JABBA THE HUT’ in the “STAR WARS” movies, instead of PRINCESS LEIA…..

12.  actor PETER FONDA called police the other day to report a dead body in a car….MAN, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN ONE HELL OF A SCAVENGER HUNT…

13.  CONAN O’BRIEN said that he got a very nice phone call from DAVID LETTERMAN over the holidays…that’s cool…by the way, he also got a gift from JAY LENO, but he got rid of it before it detonated….

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY: (one of my favorites from years ago)

Two ropes walk in to a bar, one rope calls the bartender and says “Barkeep, let me get a couple of beers.” The bartender says “I’m sorry we dont serve ropes in here.”

Frustrated the ropes walk out and, since this was the only bar in town, they thought about it a little while when finally one rope says “I’ve got an idea.” So he gets him self into a bind and frizzles his ends and walks back into the bar and says “Barkeep, can I get a couple of beers.”

The barkeep says “Sure, but aren’t you those same two ropes that came in here earlier?” The rope answers “Nope, I’m a frayed knot.”

HAVE AN AWESOME WEEKEND EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

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