random thoughts for friday january 21st, 2011

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYBODY…AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A TREMENDOUS WEEKEND!!!

 

your daily blog is sponsored by DISCOUNT VAC AND DAKOTA HOT TUBS BOTH OF ABERDEEN….

 

1.  happy birthday wishes are going out to actor ROBBY BENSON who turns 55 today….remember ROBBY?  he starred in movies like “ODE TO BILLY JOE”,  “ONE ON ONE” and my personal favorite “ICE CASTLES.”  did you know that ROBBY BENSON lost out to MARK HAMILL to play LUKE SKYWALKER in “STAR WARS?”  yepper….here’s ROBBY BENSON as we remember him..

do you remember that ROBBY provided the voice of “BEAST” on the movie “BEAUTY AND THE BEAST?”  today he’s a professor of film at a college…here’s ROBBY BENSON today on his 55th birthday….

2.  one of my favorite concerts EVER at the SOUTH DAKOTA STATE FAIR was back in the late 70’s when MAC DAVIS appeared there….MAC is the ultimate showman…great singer…great personality…hilarious….MAC DAVIS is 69 today…here he is from years ago…

and here’s MAC DAVIS today on his 69th birthday…

3.  well, we can’t let MAC’S birthday go by without giving you a couple of songs…

here’s “BABY BABY DON’T GET HOOKED ON ME.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UauHDIlhvTk

remember this one?  it’s “I BELEIVE IN MUSIC.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no5t8KDGIuU

4.  you may remember that film critic ROGER EBERT has been suffering from the effects of cancer for the past five years or so.  well, tonight he’s going to be on tv debuting his new facial prosthesis.  remember ROGER EBERT?

when he was on tv a few months ago, i had NO IDEA who he was.

we all wish ROGER EBERT the very best….

5.  do you know who i feel sorry for?  our METEOROLOGISTS…yep, our weathermen and women get put thru the ringer all year long…if they say 3-5 inches of snow and we get one inch, people badmouth them…if they say 3-5 inches of snow and we get ten inches, people badmouth them…what an ungrateful job….

6.  last night was one of the best episodes ever of “THE OFFICE.”  JEANNIE, MITCHELL AND I, laughed uncontrollably during the whole show…and they finally gave some lines to CREED…who we think, is one of the funniest people on the show…

7.  a new study found that during the first two years of college, most students learn nothing of value…other than watching their blood alcohol level go higher than their grade point average…

8.  because of a shortage of O.B. NONAPPLICATOR TAMPONS in stores, some women in NEW YORK CITY are paying up to $76 dollars a box for them on EBAY….that is, after one of the angriest bidding wars ever….

9.  as an experiment in bacteriology, a UNIVERSITY OF ALBERTA student wore the same pair of pants for FIFTEEN days straight without washing them…i called that experiment “COLLEGE.”

10.  CHARLIE SHEEN reportedly ran up a bill of over $26,000 dollars on prostitutes over the past weekend in LAS VEGAS…hey, it’s good to see CHARLIE finally slowing down…

11.  the PRESIDENT OF CHINA visited AMERICA the other day…he liked it so well that he put down a down payment…

12.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.
     They searched for days and couldn’t find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.
     Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: “Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster with a pearl worth $50,000 …. please advise”
     The old man faxed back: “Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap”

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND…BE SAFE…

JAY DEAN

 

 

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