TOP FIVE REJECTED VALENTINE’S DAY CARDS…

THESE ARE THE TOP FIVE REJECTED VALENTINE’S CARDS…

5.  i’ll never stop loving you…unless you get fat or something.

4.  though we’re a thousand miles away, i thank goodness for the nude web cam….

3.  please say you’ll be my valentine….and ask your sister to join in, too.

2.  since it’s valentine’s day, how about charging me half price?…(oh wait, that’s CHARLIE SHEEN’S valentine’s card)

and the number one rejected valentine’s card…

1.  HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY FROM THE GUY WHO RUBS UP AGAINST YOU IN THE ELEVATOR….

 

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