random thoughts for friday february 18th, 2011

WINGS HOCKEY TONIGHT AND SATURDAY NIGHT, BABY!!!

 

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1.  happy birthday wishes on sunday are going out to actress SANDY DUNCAN…she turns 65…remember her?

here is SANDY DUNCAN today at 65…

2.  also, singer JUICE NEWTON has a birthday today…JUICE turns 59…knockin’ on the door to 60….

here’s JUICE NEWTON back in the day when she was making beautiful music into big hits…

and here is JUICE NEWTON today at 59……………

what would a JUICE NEWTON birthday tribute be without a couple of songs?

here’s my favorite JUICE song…”LOVE’S BEEN A LITTLE BIT HARD ON ME”.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tatoOZ2-uw

and here’s her huge hit “BREAK IT TO ME GENTLY.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLNYWDxCuRI

and this is definetly one of my top three favorite JUICE songs..”THE SWEETEST THING.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prJlp7aInpM

3.  funny funny stuff last night…..we were enjoying burger night at BIG D’S in WARNER, when some friends of ours came up to our table….they looked at me and said, “we’re happy that you shaved your beard off…now you don’t look like a CONVICT.”  a convict!! ha ha…we got a good laugh out of that, and i told them that i felt tough and rough just knowing that someone thought i looked like a convict….

4.  you need to check this out…one of the funniest moments ever on “FAMILY FUED.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQRMvg5TAl8

5.  we’re celebrating CHRISTMAS this weekend…yes, CHRISTMAS…my side of the family’s holiday celebration has been cancelled twice by the bad winter weather…so, we’re having it saturday at my brother’s place at RICHMOND LAKE…..and wouldn’t you know it, we have a WINTER STORM WATCH for saturday night into sunday….i guess our CHRISTMAS wasn’t meant to be this year….

6.  be careful this weekend…we’re expecting six inches or more of snow saturday night into sunday with that WINTER STORM WATCH…in addition to that, it’s going to be windy, which will cause blowing snow…that’s right, SUMMIT AND SISSETON’S everyday weather is coming here…ha ha

7.  congress has proposed cuts including cuts for PBS.  that’s because they don’t want to recognize the marriage between ERNIE AND BERT….I KNEW IT….

8.  TMZ reports that MICHAEL LOHAN was the person who booked his daughter LINDSAY on the LETTERMAN show, which led to the debacle of her not appearing…LINDSAY was never actually booked on show…her only booking last week came from the LOS ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT…

9.  a 29 year old VIRGINIA woman is charged with the murder of her 77 year old boyfriend…which is sad, but frankly, she would have killed him in bed during the honeymoon anyway…

10.  a new university study found that people feel LESS PAIN if they believe they’re getting drugs, EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT…and they feel MORE PAIN if they believe they’re not getting drugs WHEN THEY ACTUALLY ARE….in other words, we could replace the entire health care system with ON GOOD HYPNOTIST….

11.  an unnamed woman visited killer psycho CHARLES MANSON in prison the day before VALENTINE’S DAY…officials say they were making plans…apparently MANSON was switching to VERIZON…

12.  JOKES OF THE DAY  (THE BEST ONES IN A LONG TIME)

The ceremony was over. The deceased husband was buried, and the widow stood beside the grave with her best friend. As of that moment, she confided, she had no money left.
     “How can that be?” said her friend. “You told me you got $40,000 from an insurance policy. How can you be broke already?”
     The widow answered, “Well, the funeral home cost me $5,000. The rest went for memorial stone.”
     “You spent $35,000 for a memorial stone?. Good grief, how big is it?”
     The widow extended her hand. “Three and a half carats.”

OKAY, HOW ‘BOUT ……

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” She asked.
    “Hunting flies” he responded.
    “Oh, killing any?” she asked.
    “Yep, 3 males 2 females,” he replied.
    Intrigued, she asked: “How can you tell?”
    He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”

HAVE A SPLENDID WEEKEND EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

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