random thoughts for wednesday february 23rd, 2011

HAPPY WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY….

 

today’s daily blog is sponsored by DISCOUNT VAC AND DAKOTA HOT TUBS both in ABERDEEN…

 

1.  i was thinking about comedian JONATHAN WINTERS this morning…don’t know why, but i was just wondering if he was still around…HE IS….JONATHAN WINTERS is still going strong at 85…probably a little slower, but i’m sure that sharp wit is still there….here JONATHAN WINTERS as we remember him…

 

and here is JONATHAN WINTERS today….

 

2.  i love stupid answers on game shows….and some wonderful website has put together a bunch of them…sit back and enjoy, “stupid game show answers.”  these are funny…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i3o8R94VC0

3.  DISTRICT BASKETBALL IS HERE…i love district basketball…i love the excitement, i love the hype, i love the thrill of victory…and i feel sorry for the losing teams…however, it’s a great time, overall….last night my WARNER MONARCHS beat HITCHCOCK TULARE, and IPSWICH beat NORTHWESTERN in overtime…a couple of great games……now, thursday night at 7:00, it’s WARNER VS. IPSWICH…should be a dandy…

4.  i heard that one of my church kids from HECLA was the star of the game last night for BRITTON HECLA…SHELBY ELSEN apparently went off in the fourth quarter to help the BRAVES win thier game….they will face RONCALLI thursday night at 7pm.

5.  i was having some fun on facebook during the storm, and didn’t realize that i pulled a fast one on lots of people.  i posted this picture as a joke…

i had the caption of “JEANNIE AND I ARE READY FOR THE STORM…BRING IT ON.”

well, i certainly didn’t create this freezer, i’m not that smart…and i didn’t mean to mislead anyone, but quite a few people thought we actually created that…first of all, as i mentioned, i’m definetly not that smart to create that….and secondly, we don’t have that much alcohol in the ENTIRE HOUSE…. ha ha

6.  heard some news yesterday…every single episode of “H.R. PUFINSTUFF” will be coming out on DVD very soon….you’ll have to bring your own bong and supplies…wow….everyone used to think that the show was about doing marijuana…you know…PUFF-N-STUFF….i doubt it was, but it brings up a good argument…

7.  new research shows that drinking can ruin a good night’s sleep for women…especially if it was the guys who bought all the drinks…

8.  on monday there was speculation that LIBYAN president GADDAFI left TRIPOLI…with all the people involved, somehow he got traded in the CARMELO ANTHONY debacle….

9.  JUSTIN BIEBER made online news headlines this week for getting a haircut…last year’s headlines?  the chilean miners….the bp oil spill…this year’s headlines? JUSTIN BIEBER goes to “ECONOCUTS.”

10.  MILEY CYRUS has forced her dad, BILLY RAY CYRUS to cancel his appearance on “THE VIEW.”  and of course, her dad listened, because he didn’t want his allowance cut off….

11.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

a classic!!!!!!!!!

An  old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when

the  old man passes gas and says,  ‘Seven Points.’ 

His  wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the world was  that?’ 


The old man replied, ‘It’s fart football.’   

Not  to be outdone the wife rips out another one and  says, ‘Touchdown, tie score.’ 

 

Five seconds go by and she lets  out a little squeaker and says,’Field goal,  I lead 17 to 14.’ Now the pressure is on the old man.   

He refuses to get beaten by a  woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable,he gives it everything he’s  got, and accidentally poops  in the bed. 

The wife says, ‘What the hell was that?’ 

The  old man says, ‘Half time, switch sides.
 

 HAVE A GREAT WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

 

 

 

 

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