random thoughts for friday march 4th, 2011

YEAH BABY…IT’S ALMOST THE WEEKEND..FINALLY!!!!

 

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1.  YO ADRIAN….yep, it’s that famous line from ROCKY where SYLVESTER STALLONE screams that at his wife, played by TALIA SHIRE…well, today we’re going to find out where TALIA SHIRE is today…first of all, a couple of classic photos from a classic movie…

TALIA SHIRE is still acting today, and she’s coming up on birthday number 65 on JEANNIE AND MY anniversary date, APRIL 25TH…..here’s TALIA SHIRE today…

 

2.  here’s your classic commercial for today!!!  remember actor MASON REESE?  here he is in a classic 1970’s RAISIN BRAN commercial…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC6dUvPymw0

by the way, MASON REESE is now 45 years old, and here he is today…

3.  i made a quick trip to FARGO yesterday. left here at 10am and was back by 5:30….i was suprised at how good the roads were!! i had expected to slow down on  some roads, but i went the speed limit (and a bit more)  all the way there and home.  but my my my is there snow everywhere….FARGO has been filling sandbags for a couple of weeks now, and a radio station reported yesterday that bag number TWO MILLION had been filled..i don’t know who is keeping track of that, but it’s pretty amazing….

4.  WINGS HOCKEY BABY!!!

what a disappointing crowd last night at the ABERDEEN WING’S game…but, to be fair, there were a ton of things going on last night…but we know that tonight and saturday night, it will be PACKED….last night our beloved WINGS lost to AUSTIN 3-2..the WINGS were down 3-0 most of the game, and scored two goals in the third period, and almost tied it up with NINE SECONDS LEFT…good game…

my wife is not going to like this….the ABERDEEN WINGS have a brand new pullover for sale at their store…..if anybody wants to suprise me with a nice gift, i want one!!! ha ha…i’m going to beg JEANNIE tonight for me to get one….we’ll see how that works….

5.  i could not beleive how dead the FARGO AIRPORT was yesterday…man, there was no traffic whatsover, and i saw maybe 15-20 people inside….that’s not the norm for that airport…

6.  oh, by the way, speaking of the ABERDEEN WINGS games, saturday night is going to be magical…not only is it HUB CITY RADIO night, it’s also MILITARY APPRECIATION night, which should be emotional, and my favorite band, THE WARNER MONARCHS BAND, is going to become the first band to play a WING’S game….they have an incredible band…thanks to an incredible band director, MRS. SHARON SCHWAN….and my son MITCHELL will be banging on the drums, just like his brother TYLER did, and just like his proud PAPA did at LANGFORD…

7.  PRESIDENT OBAMA and MEXICAN PRESIDENT CALDERON met to talk about the tensions between our countries….OBAMA wants the drug cartel out of the UNITED STATES, and CALDERON wants us to quit showing “JERSEY SHORE” and “THE KARDASHIANS” on tv…

8.  for the first time in thirty years, the ARMY is changing it’s fitness test…the training will be more like combat, which means they’ll be sending them into stores for BLACK FRIDAY shopping the day after THANKSGIVING..

9.  jet fuel is 46 percent higher than it was a year ago…and so is CHARLIE SHEEN…

10.  in OKLAHOMA, a puppy that was euthanized by veterinarians on saturday CAME BACK TO LIFE THE NEXT DAY…wow…that’s happened to me as well…i once at a hot dog that keep coming back for a few days afterwards…

11.  a UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS researcher reviewed 160 longevity studies and found that people who are pessimistic tend to die younger…pessemists replied, “SEE I TOLD YOU SO!!”

12.  RADAR ONLINE reports that CHARLIE SHEEN has passed another drug test…don’t get too comfortable CHARLIE, because if you’re sleeping with porn stars, your tests have only just begun!!

13.  a UNITED STATE CONGRESSMAN defeated the IBM computer WATSON in a round of JEOPARDY…how?  “I’LL TAKE HOOKERS FOR $100 ALEX.”

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.
    “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”
     After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, “Wedding Cake.”

HAVE A SUPER DUPER TERRIFIC WEEKEND MY FRIENDS…

JAY DEAN

 

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