TOP SIGNS YOUR BASEBALL TEAM IS NOT READY FOR THE SEASON

OOOH..THIS IS GOOD…

 

SIGNS YOUR BASEBALL TEAM ISN’T READY FOR THE REGULAR SEASON …..

 

– Your lead-off hitter is 8 months pregnant.
– Every time the pitcher throws ball, the catcher screams, “Ow!”
– Your outfielders are distracted by big fluffy clouds that sometimes look like bunnies.
– Your best hitter refuses to work weekends.
– The only time your players hustle is when they’re being chased by steroid investigators.
– They have spirited locker room debates about how many strikes to an out.
– Your starters ask to be excused from fielding drills to watch “The View.”
– Your most promising rookie recently swallowed a rosin bag.
– Your team name contains words “Pittsburgh” and “Pirates.”
– Nobody can keep his mind on the game with that sexy Derek Jeter running around.

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About jaydeanhcr

Jay Dean spent 25 years in the radio business working morning shows and having fun on the air. He then turned his attention to working at Pierson Ford in Aberdeen in vehicle sales. Jay also helps out ministering at three different churches in the area. Jay is at St. John's Lutheran in Hecla, SD, Trinity Lutheran in Houghton, SD, and Grace Covenant Lutheran in Aberdeen, SD. Jay is blessed to have his beautiful wife Jeannie by his side, and received the two greatest gifts he could ever receive in his sons Tyler and Mitchell. Jay's interests including listening to classic country music, including his favorite Hank Williams, SR., and watching his beloved Washington Redskins and Minnesota Wild.

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