OOOH..THIS IS GOOD…
– Your lead-off hitter is 8 months pregnant.
– Every time the pitcher throws ball, the catcher screams, “Ow!”
– Your outfielders are distracted by big fluffy clouds that sometimes look like bunnies.
– Your best hitter refuses to work weekends.
– The only time your players hustle is when they’re being chased by steroid investigators.
– They have spirited locker room debates about how many strikes to an out.
– Your starters ask to be excused from fielding drills to watch “The View.”
– Your most promising rookie recently swallowed a rosin bag.
– Your team name contains words “Pittsburgh” and “Pirates.”
– Nobody can keep his mind on the game with that sexy Derek Jeter running around.