random thoughts for thursday may 12th, 2011

AND NOW THE LEGENDARY QUESTION ABOUT THE BEARS AND THE WOODS HAS BEEN ANSWERED…

 

1.  remember those cute little blonde boys from “EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND”?  they are twins and their names are SULLIVAN AND SAWYER SWEETEN….

and by the way, the daughter on the show, is played by the boy’s real life sister, MADYLIN SWEETEN…

ready to feel old?  the boys turn 16 today…yep..SIXTEEN…here are the boys recently, along with their sister…

 

2.  today we’re going to find out whatever happened to CAROL CHANNING….remember her?

CAROL CHANNING is mostly known for “HELLO DOLLY” and “GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES.”  CAROL is a comedienne, singer, actress, and TONY award winner…in fact, she was won THREE TONY AWARDS…plus was nominated for an ACADEMY AWARD, and won a GOLDEN GLOBE…she also recieved a lifetime achievement award….

CAROL CHANNING is now a survivor of ovarian cancer….and just turned 90 years old a few months ago…

here’s CAROL CHANNING today…

 

3.  BOB SEGER AND THE SILVER BULLET BAND are in ST. PAUL tonight…i know some people who are going, and i’m INSANELY JEALOUS…

4.  DONALD TRUMP revealed yesterday his “hair care” secrets…he says that he washes it with ‘head and shoulder’s’, and let’s it air dry…..my question is, how do you air dry a muskrat?

5.  tomorrow is friday the 13th?  does that bother you?  it doesn’t me…i’m just going to avoid any black cats who are climbing ladders….

6.  scientists are working on a machine that will allow humans to talk with dolphins…why?  we just want to make sure that BIN LADEN is still down there….

7.  a BRIDGEPORT, CONNECTICUT man was arrested for calling 911 THREE TIMES to ask emergency workers to bring him some beer….c’mon people…it was an emergency…POOR GUY WAS OUT OF BEER!!!

8.  MUAMMAR GADDAFI hasn’t been seen april 30th…sources say that he’s house hunting, because he heard of a great deal on a vacant house in PAKISTAN…

9.  an 82 year old man died in his attempt to be the oldest man to climb MOUNT EVEREST…a team of seasoned climbers went up with him, but they ended up getting too far ahead of the guy because he took so many pee breaks…

10.  PARIS HILTON and LINDSAY LOHAN have officially made up after PARIS made a remark recently about LINDSAY’S arrest…the two promised to hug it out…only after PARIS locks her necklace in the glove compartment…..

11.  PRESIDENT OBAMA’S approval rating has gone up to 60 percent after the death of BIN LADEN…that’s great news for the WHITE HOUSE, and horrible news for GADDAFI…

12.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
     One leaned over the other and said, “Crimony sakes! Life is boring. We never have any fun these days. For $5.00, I’d take my clothes off and streak through the darned flower show!”
     “You’re on!” said the other old fellow, holding up five dollars.
     As fast as he could, the first old man fumbled his way out of his clothes, and while completely naked, streaked through the front door of the town hall.
     His friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by a loud roar of applause. The streaker burst back out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. Hurriedly, he ran over to his eager buddy.
     “Wow, what happened?” asked his friend.
     “It was great!” he said, “I won first prize for best dried arrangement!”

HAVE A GREAT THURSDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN


 

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