random thoughts for thursday may 19th, 2011

ooooh..i like this one…ha ha


1.  happy birthday wishes are going out to former “GOOD MORNING AMERICA” host DAVID HARTMAN…remember him?

i completely forgot that DAVID HARTMAN starred in a tv show called “LUCAS TANNER.”

i always thought that he looked like HERMAN MUNSTER’S brother….anyway, DAVID HARTMAN is 76 years old today….here’s what he looks like today.


2.  it was on this date in 1994 that JACKIE KENNEDY ONASSIS died at the age of 64…wow..she wasn’t very old….i have always thought that  JACKIE was maybe the most beautiful first lady ever…here she is back in the day…the first one is with her hubby, PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY….

here’s JACKIE KENNEDY ONASSIS in her later years…still beautiful….


3.  it’s amazing what you have to do for a three or four hour graduation reception….bag after bag after bag of groceries….hours of cooking….scrubbing the garage floor, painting trim on the house and shed and garage….staining the front deck….it exhausts me just to think of JEANNIE doing all of those things…ha ha

4.  there are some people saying that the world is coming to an end this saturday…and i’m starting to beleive it…why?  BECAUSE THE MINNESOTA TWINS HAVE WON TWO GAMES IN A ROW!!

5.  “THE OFFICE” season finale is tonight, with tons of people interviewing for MICHAEL SCOTT’S job after STEVE CARRELL left the show…scheduled on the show tonight are RICKY GERVAIS, JIM CARREY, RAY ROMANO,  JAMES SPADER, WILL ARNETT, and others..i just hope they don’t make us wait all summer long to find out who it is…although my money is on that situation…

6.  WASHINGTON insiders say that the U.S. relationship with PAKISTAN may be strained because of the BIN LADEN debacle….apparently ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER wasn’t the only one hiding a bastard for ten years….

7.  a toddler in COLORADO is recovering after swallowing a SCREWDRIVER…we have to get it straight with APPLEBEE’S…if you’re going to serve drinks to kids, make sure you don’t take the words LITERALLY….

8.  music legend WILLIE NELSON has endorsed republican GARY JOHNSON for president because he’s in favor of legalizing marijuana…..RON PAUL wants to legalize all drugs plus prostitution, so that will get him CHARLIE SHEEN’S endorsement…

9.  according to reports, al qaeda has named a new leader…and i thought MY JOB was a dead end….


A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers.
    He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin’ fools. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.”
    The room is quiet and no one takes of the Texan’s offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later, the same Irishman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder.
    “Is your bet still good?” asks the Irishman.
    The Texan says “Yes,” and he asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.
    Immediately, the Irishman tears into all 10 pints of beer, drinking them all back-to-back.
    The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits down in amazement.
    The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and asks, “If ya don’t mind me askin,’ where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?”
    The Irishman replies, “Oh … I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.”





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