TOP 12 SIGNS YOU DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE:
12. juan valdez named his donkey after you.
11. you get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.
10. you answer the door before people even knock.
9. you haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
8. you grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
7. you chew on OTHER people’s fingernails.
6. you are so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
5. you don’t sweat, you percolate.
4. you walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize that the stupid thing isn’t even plugged in.
3. charles manson thinks you need to calm down.
2. when someone says, “how are you?”, you say, “good to the last drop.”
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU’RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE….
1. you want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can….
NOW THAT’S FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!