random thoughts for tuesday june 28th, 2011

I’M PRETTY SURE THIS GUY’S NOT EXCITED ABOUT WHAT’S COMING AT HIM..THIS IS HILARIOUS…

1.  remember DANIELLE BRISEBOIS?   she played the cute little STEPHANIE on “ALL IN THE FAMILY” and “ARCHIE BUNKER’S PLACE.”

well, everybody has to grow up, and now this cute young lady is celebrating birthday number 42 today….yep…FOURTY TWO…she’s a musician today, and still makes many public appearances…here’s DANIELLE today at 42……

2.  have you ever wondered whatever happened to DUDLEY MOORE?  DUDLEY was a musician, comedian, and actor…he appeared in such movies as “ARTHUR”, “10” with BO DEREK, and many other films….

here’s DUDLEY MOORE with his “ARTHUR” co-star LIZA MINNELLI.

here’s an early album from DUDLEY MOORE…hmm..it’s volume two…didn’t even know there was a volume one….

in september 1997, DUDLEY MOORE underwent quadruple heart bypass surgery, and then suffered a series of strokes afterwards.  in september of 1999, DUDLEY announced to the world that he was suffering from a terminal brain disorder called “progressive supranuclear palsy.”  he died on march 27th, 2002 at the age of 66…he is buried at HILLSIDE CEMETARY  in SCOTCH PLAINS, NEW JERSEY…

 

one of the last honors that DUDLEY MOORE recieved, was being appointed “commander of the order of the british empire” at BUCKINGHAM PALACE in 2001…this was one of the last pictures taken of DUDLEY MOORE…

 

3.  what about DUDLEY MOORE’S movie “10” co-star BO DEREK?  well, BO was the fantasy of millions of men back in the 1980’s…

BO DEREK is now 54 years old and still very gorgeous…

 

4.  it’s amazing how good i feel right now…the combination of going to COLORADO, only having one DIET PEPSI a day, and walking just about every day has me feeling the best i’ve felt in many many years…now i just have to keep it up…unfortunately, i tend to start things and quit after awhile…this one i really really plan on keeping, because i feel terrific…

5.  i just started mentoring my wife’s cousin’s boy last night..his name is AUSTIN, and he’s a fantastic young man….i love the mentoring program, because it’s so refreshing hearing our youth talk about thier faith, their family, and their future….faith is such an important part of my life, and i love hearing others that feel the same way…

6.  we have to bring our garbage to main street WARNER, because some of the roads are really beaten up from the winter, so they don’t want the garbage truck coming down our streets…last night JEANNIE AND I were walking and i will say this…there’s NOTHING like the foul stench of garbage when you’re out for a walk…YUCK…i just about gagged…

7.  HERE’S WARNING NUMBER ONE FOR EVERYONE AT RICHMOND LAKE…this sunday is our annual family picnic and fun at my brother and sister in laws…yes, this is the day that we launch water balloons across the lake….super fun….YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED…ha ha…..

8.  a CHINESE-crested chihuahua mix named YODA has been voted the world’s ugliest dog….the dog is so ugly that other dogs sniff it’s face instead of it’s butt……

here’s a picture of the ‘world’s ugliest dog.’

9.  the LOS ANGELES DODGERS have filed for bankruptcy…..and to save money on equipment, whenever a DODGER’S pitcher throws a ball, it will be attached to a rubber string so that if it gets out of the park you can pull it back in….

10.  both PRESIDENT OBAMA and SARAH PALIN are visiting IOWA today….you wouldn’t believe the amount of security that is in place…most of them to stop BRISTOL PALIN from writing another book….

11.  researchers says that it is actually possible to die from laughter…so, keep listening to the “morning party with JAY DEAN” and you’ll apparently live forever…

12.  the 19 year old BRITISH computer nerd who was arrested for being part of the hacking ring LUZSEC, was released from jail, but he has to observe a strict curfew and never leave his parent’s house without his mom or dad…so, basically it’s the same lifestyle he had before being arrested….

13.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.



Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence.



So Satan walked up to the man and said, “Do you know who I am?” The man replied, “Yep, sure do.” “Aren’t you afraid of me?” Satan asked. “Nope, sure aint.” said the man.



“Don’t you realise I can kill you with one word?” asked Satan. “Don’t doubt it for a minute,” returned the old man, in an even tone.



“Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?” persisted Satan. “Yep” was the calm reply. “And you are still not afraid?” asked Satan. “Nope,” said the old man.





More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, “Why aren’t you afraid of me?”




The man calmly replied, “Been married to your sister for 48 years…”

 

 

 

ah yes…a classic…have a great tuesday everybody.

JAY DEAN

 

 


 

 

 

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