random thoughts for wednesday july 6th, 2011

HERE’S A PRAYER WE SHOULD ALL BE SAYING….

 

1.  we have a couple of milestone birthdays today…first of all, former first lady NANCY REAGAN is turning 90 years old today…NINETY…wow….and she’s still fairly active, too….here’s an early picture of NANCY with the love of her life, former president RONALD REAGAN…

NANCY REAGAN has made a few appearances in the last few years…here she is saying goodbye to her “RONNY.”

here she is urging president BARACK O’BAMA to write faster…ha ha

 

2.  the other milestone today is singer and actress DELLA REESE who turns 80 today…here’s an early picture of DELLA on one of her early albums…

most people will remember her for her role on “TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL.”

and here’s DELLA REESE today on her 80th birthday…

 

3.  remember the tv show “F-TROOP”?  well, it was a comedy that starred actor LARRY STORCH….wonder whatever happened to him?  let’s find out….here is LARRY STORCH on the hit tv show…

LARRY STORCH appeared on dozens of tv shows, but his most famous role was as the bumbling CORPORAL RANDOLPH AGARN on “F-TROOP.”  did you know that LARRY also was the voice of many cartoon characters?  yep…he was the voice of MR. WHOOPEE on “TENNESSEE TUXEDO.” 

LARRY STORCH also did voice work on “THE PINK PANTHER”, “SCOOBY DOO”, and more..plus, LARRY STORCH was the very first person to voice “THE JOKER” on the BATMAN cartoon….

LARRY STORCH still attends autograph signing parties, and still wears the same hat he had back on F-TROOP…LARRY is now 88 years old…here he is today…

here he is with popular comedian SOUPY SALES…

 

4.  yesterday i outsmarted MOTHER NATURE…my air conditioning is out in my van, so i took the station van to BRITTON yesterday for a couple of meetings…..I LAUGH IN YOUR FACE MOTHER NATURE…actually i shouldn’t, because today i’m back in my hot van…

5.  speaking of HOT, my wife JEANNIE AND I have become big fans of the TVLAND comedy series “HOT IN CLEVELAND.”

last night we watched last weeks episode where the girls let the other girls pick a date for them on their “fake birthdays.”  they had everything from a comedian who wasn’t funny, to a man that looked like JESUS, to conjoined twins…super funny show…if you’ve never watched it, check it out tonight….a new episode is supposed to run at 9:00 tonight on TVLAND…make sure to check local listings to make sure….

6.  we know the perils of our homes, right?  we may find a spider, a mouse, or a moth in our homes…well,  our beautiful niece AMY who lives in ARIZONA came home to a SCORPION in her home…A SCORPION…yuck…

sorry, i’d be out of the house..ha ha…here’s a picture of my gorgeous niece AMY along with my hunky son TYLER….in case you’re wondering, AMY is the one WITHOUT the beard..ha ha

7.  CASEY ANTHONY was found not guilty in the death of her two year old daughter…(unbeleiveable)…now she’ll probably team up with O.J. SIMPSON to try and find the real killer…..

8.  VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN has officially launched a twitter account…now we can track his daily activities of doing….umm…of working on…..umm…..of helping out with….ummm…crap…WHAT THE HECK DOES HE DO?

9.  JOEY CHESNUT won the NATHAN’S HOT DOG EATING CONTEST by chomping down 62 hot dogs in 10 minutes…he’s now being taunted by a group of wacko’s called PETAPTCFATJTIL….OR “people for the ethical treatment of animal parts that come from all the junk that is left.”

10.  scientists are predicting that people living to 150 years old will happen in our lifetime….AWESOME..that means at age 59, you’ll get 91 years of getting the senior citizen discount at the movie theaters…

11.  a fugitive baboon that escaped from SIX FLAGS GREAT ADVENTURE in NEW JERSEY was caught last week by some alert farmers….and by baboon i mean a REAL MONKEY…not the cast of “JERSEY SHORE.”

12.  CHARLIE SHEEN has agreed to be the target of a COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST in september…seriously, is there any CHARLIE SHEEN jokes that we haven’t heard yet? 

13.  labor disputes have put the NBA season in jeopardy…the signs are not good….for example, the number one selling jersey out there right now is DIRK NOWITSKI’S lawyer….

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

LITTLE LARRY AND HIS KINDERGARTEN CLASS TOOK A FIELD TRIP TO A LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT WHERE COPS SHOWED THEM THEIR 10 MOST WANTED LIST OF PICTURES…LARRY ASKED THEM WHAT IT WAS FOR, AND THE COP TOLD HIM THAT THESE ARE THE PEOPLE THEY WANT TO ARREST THE MOST…THEN LARRY ASKED HIM, “SO WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST KEEP HIM WHEN YOU TOOK HIS PICTURE?”

have a fantastic day everybody…

JAY DEAN

 

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