random thoughts for monday july 11th, 2011

GUESS WHAT?  IT’S MONDAY…

EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE MONDAYS?

1.  DOUG AND JULIE WILLIAMS were one of the most popular couples ever on daytime soap operas….they appeared on DAYS OF OUR LIVES….they were played by BILL HAYES and his real life love and wife, SUSAN SEAFORTH HAYES….well, today SUSAN is turning 68 years old….HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOUNG LADY…remember this couple?

here’s an early picture of some of the cast of DAYS OF OUR LIVES including GRANDPA AND GRANDMA HORTON….i used to never miss the show….lately it’s been just stupid….i completely shut it off after MARLENA was possessed by the devil…dumb dumb dumb…

SUSAN SEAFORTH HAYES turns 68 today…her hubby BILL is a bit older…he is now 86 years old…here they are today…

2.  what in the world ever happened to TAB HUNTER?  remember him?  he was an actor and a singer, and a TEENAGE HEARTHROB back in the 50’s and 60’s….

TAB HUNTER appeared in such movies as “DAMN YANKEES”, “THE MAN WITH TWO FACES”, “THE LIFE AND TIMES OF JUDGE ROY BEAN”, and many more…on the music scene, one of his biggest hits was a remake of SONNY JAMES’ huge hit “YOUNG LOVE.”

here’s the deal…today is TAB HUNTER’S 80th birthday…yep…EIGHTY…he’s still out there working in the entertainment field, too…here’s TAB HUNTER today on his 80th birthday…

3.  how’s this for poetic beauty?  one of my relatives is being honored today at her funeral, and then will be laid to rest beside the love of her life, her husband of 60 years who died a few months ago.  why is this beautiful?  today, is the anniversary of their VERY FIRST DATE….that happened on this date in 1948……which goes to justify what i have always felt…that GOD has everything planned out in the beginning….nothing happens by chance..i find this AWESOME…

4.  “HAIRBALL” was absolutely incredible on friday night at the “PIGOUT.” 

every two songs, the singers would take turns coming out dressed like PRINCE, FREDDIE MERCURY of the band “QUEEN,”  GENE SIMMONS OF “KISS”, JON BON JOVI, and many others….the show was cut short due to rain…a member of the band told a friend of mine that they still had 90 minutes of show they didn’t get to…CRAP…the good news is they are coming back to ABERDEEN in november….did you know that next year “HAIRBALL” starts headlining in LAS VEGAS?  it’s true…

5.  on this date one year ago, the average gas price in AMERICA was $2.72….that sucks…

6.  JEANNIE AND I went to two movies this weekend, just like we had planned…first of all we went to see “HORRIBLE BOSSES.”  it was a super funny movie, but very very dirty and tons of swearing…if you’re offended by swearing and sexual overtones, this movie isn’t for you…

JENNIFER ANISTON has a role she’s never played before…as the dentist who is totally full of sexual harrassment….

7.  and yesterday, we went to see “ZOOKEEPER” starring KEVIN JAMES….very very funny movie…and a super clean family movie…

we really really enjoyed this one, and highly recommend it…we were afraid that this movie would be like every other “talking animal” movie, but the animals were very funny….good luck guessing what actors played which voices of the animals…JEANNIE was awesome at guessing that some of them were SYLVESTER STALLONE, CHER, ADAM SANDLER, and many more…

8.  former FIRST LADY BETTY FORD died late last week at the age of 93….she, of course, founded the BETTY FORD CLINIC…LINDSAY LOHAN wants to know if this means she can start drinking again…

9.  AMERICA’S economy created only 18,000 jobs in june, fewer than CANADA’S…that’s because the world will always need lumberjacks…

10.  NEW YORK YANKEE’S star DEREK JETER had his 3,000th career hit over the weekend…this times with WILLIE NELSON who also had his 3,000th hit….off of his bong….

11.  CINCINNATI BENGALS “so called star” PACMAN JONES was arrested for disorderly conduct a day after the STEELER’S HINES WARD got a d.u.i……well, it’s good to see that the NFL players are staying in game shape…(HINES could have thought of a much better way to salute BETTY FORD…)

12.  one of the weekend’s biggest movies, “HORRIBLE BOSSES” features the beautiful JENNIFER ANISTON sexually harrassing a male employee….men were so upset seeing this that they stormed out of the theaters….to rush home and figure out where they can send their resume…

13.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

LITTLE LARRY WATCHED FASCINATED AS HIS MOTHER APPLIED COLD CREAM TO HER FACE…HE ASKED “MOM, WHY DO YOU DO THAT?”  AND HIS MOM TOLD HIM, “TO MAKE MYSELF BEAUTIFUL.”  SHE THEN BEGAN TAKING OFF THE COLD CREAM AS LITTLE LARRY SHOUTED, “WHAT THE MATTER MOM, ARE YOU GIVING UP?”  ha ha

HAVE A GREAT MONDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

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