random thoughts for thursday july 14th, 2011

EVER HAD A DAY LIKE THIS?

 

1.  happy birthday wishes are going out to actress MISSY GOLD who turns 41 today…MISSY played the young daughter KATE, on the tv show ‘BENSON’….she was the governor’s daughter….

she is the younger sister of actress TRACEY GOLD, who played CAROL on “GROWING PAINS.”

MISSY GOLD is now known as DR. MISSY GOLD, as she is a practicing psychologist in MAINE….here she is today on her 41st birthday….

 

2.  i have always said that many many women get more beautiful the older they get…such is the case for actresses JACLYN SMITH and LYNDA CARTER…first let’s check out JACLYN…

JACLYN SMITH played on “CHARLIE’S ANGELS” alongside FARRAH FAWCETT and KATE JACKSON…here’s an early picture of her..

JACLYN SMITH is now 63 and look at her now!!!

meanwhile, LYNDA CARTER is best known for playing “WONDERWOMAN” on tv…

LYNDA CARTER is now 59 and look at her today…wow…

3.  the METRODOME roof is up…for now…well, it looks like it is holding….check out the roof going up yesterday….and watch the guys running around while it’s going up….

http://youtu.be/m9Kh6hYYW_Q

4.  i haven’t been this scared watching a horror movie in years…so many of the “new” horror movies are stupid, but last nigh MITCHELL AND I watched “INSIDIOUS” on tv….SCARED THE HECK OUT OF US…..it’s from the people who brought us “PARANORMAL ACTIVITY” and the “SAW” movies….

MITCHELL AND I had all the lights in the house on for about and hour after the movie…it was good from beginning to end, IN OUR OPINIONS….and i’ll never listen to TINY TIM’S “TIPTOE THRU THE TULIPS” the same way ever again….TINY TIM was creepy enough, but this movie took it to a whole new level….

5.  dear MOTHER NATURE….this is a letter to you regarding the recent rains…KNOCK IT OFF…STOP IT…WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE?  rain again last night caused some flooding again…and we have rain forecast tonight thru friday night with SEVERE WEATHER a strong possibility tonight, friday, and friday night….and it’s going to be SUPER SUPER hot tomorrow thru at least next wednesday, with highs in the mid 90’s and heat index values over 100….GET READY GANG…

6.  yesterday i talked about legendary WARNER MONARCHS coach CHUCK WELKE starting a service to greet new people coming to WARNER…he’s not doing this, but i said that it could be called “WELKE WAGON.”  well, my good friend RICK outdid me yesterday…he said, “why not call it CHUCK WAGON?”  ya got me RICK….that was WAY better than mine….

7.  i’m about ready to throw my MIDCONTINENT DVR recorder out my big picture window….my son MITCHELL AND I have set it to record “LATE NIGHT WITH CRAIG FERGUSON”, and it won’t do it….we’ve tried everything…i guess today i’m going to call MIDCONTINENT and see what the heck is going on…it’s starting to really tork me off…

8.  two doctors writing in teh JOURNAL OF THE A.M.A. sparked fury by suggesting that the government remove OBESE people from thier parent’s homes….the parents say that they’d like to see them try…no seriously, just TRY moving them…

9.  NETFLIX  has announced that they would no longer offer free movie streaming, which has caused some customers to cancel their subscriptions….people who a few years ago were too lazy to go to BLOCKBUSTER, are now to lazy to walk to their mailboxes…

10.  a truck in IDAHO crashed and spilled 14 million bees…great…we might be missing the NFL and NBA seasons, and now we’ll be missing the pollination season, too…

11.  TED DANSON, formerly of “CHEERS” has been signed to play the new lab boss on “CSI.”  in the first episode he will do an autopsy on a guy named WOODY who’s missing a brain, and a guy named NORM who has no liver….

12.  the studio has announced that a new SHERLOCK HOLMES movie will be in theaters in december….DECEMBER?  we could have used SHERLOCK HOLMES in the CASEY ANTHONY case…

13.  a woman from CALIFORNIA who was going thru a divorce, is under arrest after drugging her husband, cutting off his “manhood”, and then destroying it in the garbage disposal….i guess TIGER WOODS and ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER should consider themselves damn lucky…

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. Dressed up for work, she was wearing a very tight mini skirt. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was to tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus’ first step.
So slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to discover she still couldn’t make the step. So a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted the step once again, much to her disgust she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.
    About this time the big Texan that was behind her picked her up easily from the waist and placed her on the step of the bus.
Well, she went ballistic, turned to the would-be hero, screeched at him,”How dare you touch my body!! I don’t even know who you are!!”
The Texan Drawled, “Well ma’am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.”

HAVE AN AWESOME DAY TODAY, GANG…

JAY DEAN
 

 

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