random thoughts for thursday july 21st, 2011

THIS WOULD BE MY LUCK IN THE HOT WEATHER…

 

1.  happy birthday wishes are going out today to the younger CULKIN brother, RORY CULKIN…he, of course, if the younger brother of MCCAULEY….he’s best known for playing the son in the MEL GIBSON movie “SIGNS.”

he is celebrating birthday number 22 today…here he is today…

 

2.  let’s find out today whatever happened to MRS. CLEAVER, BARBARA BILLINGSLEY….she, of course, is known mostly for being the loving, caring MOM on “LEAVE IT TO BEAVER.”

she gained exposure playing opposite NATALIE TRUNDY in the 50’s movie, “THE CARELESS YEARS.”  but fans know her best for playing JUNE CLEAVER on the hit tv show from 1957-1963…..she’s one of those incredibly passionate people who didn’t mind being typecast for one role…BARBARA BILLINGSLEY died at her home on my brother TREVOR’S birthday, october 16th, 2010…she was 94….

here she is later in life, the first one is with her “BEAVER” co-stars TONY DOW, AND  JERRY MATHERS AS THE BEAVER…

 

3.  there’s nothing more romantic than this….finally having a nice nice to be outside…….walking around WARNER with the most beautiful woman in the world…..having awesome conversation…..and SMELLING THE CREEK DURING THE ENTIRE WALK…YUCK…..almost ruined a great walk….

4.  it’s sad how fast time goes….i have been planning on having my brother TREVOR come over to our home to watch a MINNESOTA TWINS game and enjoy some pizza together…well, we’re finally doing it tonight, as our TWINS have a very important series against THE DETROIT TIGERS….it’s taken me over half the baseball season to do this….sad sad sad…

5.  i’m just about ready to throw my tv control box out the window….that stupid thing WILL NOT record “LATE NIGHT WITH CRAIG FERGUSON.”  the other night when i couldn’t sleep, i watched the record button being on, but yet, it wouldn’t record the program…..plus, it recorded a “CONAN” show the other night, AND WE DON’T EVEN HAVE CONAN SCHEDULED TO RECORD….it’s probably that stupid ghost we have in our house….

6.  BETTY WHITE has been honored with an EMMY nomination for her role as ELKA on “HOT IN CLEVELAND.” i hope and pray that she wins….she’s such an AMERICAN treasure….don’t know if you’ve caught the show yet…it’s on wednesday nights at 9:00 on TVLAND….

7.  a new report finds that 36 percent of baby boomers are obese….they rejected authority in the 60’s, but can’t reject dessert in their mid 60’s…

8.  the heat index in WASHINGTON, D.C. is expected to reach around 120 degrees tomorrow….it’s so hot that CONGRESS, in their utmost wisdom has added a ceiling fan to our debt ceiling…..

9.  in a twist on YOUTUBE invitations, TERMINATOR star LINDA HAMILTON has asked out the marine who was turned down by BETTY WHITE…on the bright side for BETTY, LINDA’S friend ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER has invited her over to try on a maid’s uniform….

10.  a huge, unidentified sea creature has been reportedly spotted in ALASKA…in a related story, SARAH PALIN was seen at  the local sports store buying a harpoon…

11.  U.S. officials have decided NOT to ask CANADA to extradite actor RANDY QUAID and his wife back to AMERICA….can’t blame them…we’re already over our quota of crazy people….

12.  new research shows that men who buy sex are more likely to commit other crimes….like accepting grant money to conduct stupid, idiotic research studies….

13.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he asks the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender to bring another double martini.
    The bartender says, “Look, buddy, I’ll bring ya’ martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill.”
    The man replies, “I’m peeking at a photo of my mother in law.  When she starts to look good, then I know it’s time to go home.”

HA HA…HAVE A GREAT THURSDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

 

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