HERE ARE THE TOP 11 HALLMARK CARDS THAT YOU’LL NEVER SEE!!
11. “congratulations on your wedding day…too bad nobody likes your wife.”
10. “how could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly kid?”
9. “i’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love…and having met you, i’ve changed my mind.”
8. “i must admit…you brought religion into my life…because before i met you i never believed in hell….
7. “if i get only one thing for christmas, i hope it’s your sister.” (MY FAVORITE ONE)
6. “congratulations on your promotion…before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back? you’ll probably need it again.”
5. “happy birthday!! you look great for your age…almost lifelike.”
4. “when we were together, you always said you’d die for me….now that we’ve broken up, i think it’s time you kept your promise.”
3. “i’m so miserable without you that it’s almost like you’re here.”
2. “you are such a good friend that if i we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket, i’d miss you heaps and think of you often.”
AND THE NUMBER ONE HALLMARK CARD THAT YOU’LL NEVER SEE IS:
1. “happy birthday uncle dad!!!! (available only in ARKANSAS…)
THERE YOU GO…SHARE THEM WITH EVERYONE!!!