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it’s ALMOST friday…we’re getting closer!!!

 

1.  happy birthday wishes today are going out to former O.J. SIMPSON trial lawyer MARCIA CLARK…she turns 58 today…she has had quite a transformation since the trial days….a little plastic surgery here, a little plastic surgery there…here are three picture of MARCIA CLARK…the first one is the way she looked during the trial, the next are her two transformation pictures…

 

2.  today we’re going to find out whatever happened to actor JAMES COBURN…he starred in over 70 movies and made over 100 television appearances in his 45 year career…he even won an OSCAR for his supporting role as GLENN WHITEHOUSE in the movie “AFFLICTION.” here he is back in the day…

 

in his later years, JAMES COBURN continued to act, and even was pictured on the cover of PAUL MCCARTNEY AND WING’S album “BAND ON THE RUN.”

JAMES COBURN would have been 83 today, if he had not passed away on november 18th, 2002 at the age of 74….he had a heart attack…his ashes were interred at the WESTWOOD VILLAGE MEMORIAL PARK CEMETARY.  here is a marker for him at the cemetary…

and here is JAMES COBURN in his last few years…

 

3.  it’s another salute to the acts coming to the SOUTH DAKOTA STATE FAIR in HURON this weekend….on saturday night, country star RONNIE DUNN will be making an appearance…you probably know him best as the “DUNN” part of BROOKS AND DUNN….they were one of the biggest duos in country music until they broke up a couple of years ago…here’s a video of RONNIE DUNN’S big solo hit “BLEED RED.”

http://youtu.be/RVSOOBQB6I0

tomorrow and friday we will feature sunday night’s entertainers, CHEAP TRICK and THE LITTLE RIVER BAND…

4.  speaking of the LITTLE RIVER BAND, they are definetly one of my favorites…when they perform, you know every single song they do, including some hits that you have probably forgotten about…by the way, be listening thursday morning, as i am expecting a call from a member of the LITTLE RIVER BAND…

5.  last night we went to the WARNER gym for the WARNER MONARCHS first volleyball game of the season…i think they are going to be very very good again this year…i was told last night that they have the tallest team in class “B” and class “A”, and are tied for tallest team with one team in class “AA.”  their front line was scary when all the tall girls were in…..don’t know if the “tallest team” thing is true or not, but it wouldn’t suprise me…..they are very very big team…and deep, too….should be a fun year…

6.  it’s kind of bittersweet watching our MONARCHS because my niece ERIN is a senior….after she graduates out family members in WARNER will slow down for a couple of years until my great niece get into school…it’s hard to beleive that after this year, all of  my brother’s and my kids will be out of school…man time flies…

7.  i think my beautiful bride and i will be going to see the movie “THE HELP” tonight….

i told JEANNIE that we have to go tonight, because it’s my last time to “pig out” on theater popcorn, because i start my diet tomorrow….remember, you can also still join me on the 90 day challenge…check out the details at  aberdeenchallenge.com

8.  BILL CLINTON has become a vegan and has sworn off meat….so many jokes, so little time…

9.  a new poll found that 77 percent of AMERICANS think that the government should have a cap on how much they are allowed to spend each year…the other 23 percent probably work for the government…

10.  the death of AL QAEDA’S number two is being seen as a major setback for the terrorist group, and it’s causing frustration within, because he was the only one who knows the password to NETFLIX…

11.  doctors are discouraging young people from boxing before age 19…boxing is a sport for adults, and customers of CHUCK E. CHEESE…

12.  a warhouse worker in JOLIET, ILLINOIS, is accused of stealing over $60,000 dollars work of toilet paper…sources say that he completely “WIPED OUT” the warehouse….

13.  SIMON COWELL announced that after he dies, he wants to be frozen….which makes sense, because his heart is already frozen..might as well finish the job after he’s gone…

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.
     “As I’m sure you can understand,” she started off with one of the first applicants, “in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question.” She leaned forward. “Mr. Peterson, are you an ‘honest’ lawyer?”
     “Honest?” replied the job prospect. “Let me tell you something about honest. I’m so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case.”
    “Impressive. And what sort of case was that?”
    “He sued me for the money.”

HAVE A GREAT HUMP DAY..

JAY DEAN

i’m always bragging about my beautiful nieces…well, here are some of them…I LOVE THEM ALL SO SO SO MUCH….

ummm..i am the one in the REDSKINS gear, in case you didn’t know..ha ha…this picture was taken at my wife’s farm near ROSLYN…we were visiting the abandoned farm for the first time in a long time…..

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attention wives:  do not go hunting with your wives…

now THIS is funny…

 

1.  have you ever wondered what your favorite celebrities look like without makeup?  well, many of them REALLY get dolled up when they head out of thier homes, and sometimes they get caught by a camera with no makeup on…we’ll check out some of them right now….

disclaimer:  i don’t have to worry about this at home…my wife is naturally beautiful and looks just as beautiful with or without the small amounts of makeup she uses……

first of all, CAMERON DIAZ is celebrating birthday number 39 today…let’s start out with her…

i think that BROOKE SHIELDS is one of the most beautiful actresses out there….quite a bit different without makeup…

here’s ANGELINE JOLIE…

how about MILEY CYRUS?

J-LO looks different without makeup…here’s JENNIFER LOPEZ…

here’s DREW BARRYMORE…

how about KIM KARDASHIAN…

remember ALICIA SILVERSTONE?

i always thought JENNIFER GARNER was a “natural” beauty..you be the judge…

here’s VANESSA HUDGENS…

HALLE BERRY…

and finally the beautiful model ADRIANA LIMA…

 

2.  okay, it’s only fair that i show you myself with and without makeup…if i’m going to pick on the girls, i should “man up”…right?

okay, here’s my normal look…

here’s what i look like when i wake up in the morning…

and here’s what i look like when i get all gussied up when i take my wife out on the town…

actually, you may remember when i was dressed up as “JAYDA” for the CANCER fundraiser last year….wasn’t i a beauty?

thank goodness my beautiful wife improved this picture greatly…

3.  let’s continue our salute to the SOUTH DAKOTA STATE FAIR…yesterday i showed you a video by the guy my wife and i cannot wait to see, the legendary DON WILLIAMS…today, we’ll feature his opening act…SAMMY KERSHAW….i can’t beleive he is opening the concert, but it’s going to make for a great show friday night…here’s SAMMY KERSHAW with my favorite song of his, “MEANT TO BE.”

http://youtu.be/ncXc0n4J8Lc

4.  man, i did not feel well yesterday…had a splitting headache..could hardly keep my eyes open…i got on facebook last night and found out dozens of other people had the same stuff yesterday..must have been the weather, i don’t know…

5.  it make me sick how fast time is flying…it’s already august 30th….before we know it sn….sno……sn…….i can’t even say that stupid FOUR LETTER WORD….you know what it is…that crappy white stuff will be falling…..

6.  labor day weekend is quickly approaching….three day weekend around here, gang…..we’re planning a couple of days at the STATE FAIR in HURON, othewise some grilling out, catching up on movies at CARMIKE, and lots of sleeping…actually, if it’s like most weekends, the sleeping goes by the wayside…

7.  former secretary of state COLIN POWELL, who cross party lines to vote for PRESIDENT OBAMA in 2008,  is massively tearing apart DICK CHENEY’S new book…here’s a reminder for COLIN POWELL…DO NOT accept any hunting invitations from CHENEY…

8.  jailed polygamist leader WARREN JEFFS was in critical condition yesterday after fasting in prison for three days….you would figure that he would be fine, what with all the extra calories he has stored up from all the wedding cake he had to eat…

9.  weird….biologists at the UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN have created artificial umm..butts for mice…yeah…weird, huh?  i’m going to check out what they can do for me….mine’s almost gone for the boss chewing on it all the time…

10.  mosquitos are disappearing from some parts of AFRICA…officials think they were taken out by a S.W.A.T. team…

11.  psycho singer LADY GAGA spent the entire MTV music awards dressed in character as her male alter ego, JO CALDERONE…and she even used the men’s room….c’mon GAGA, you really want to impress me?  USE THE URINAL…

12.  during a search, 49 pairs of shoes were confiscated from the apartment of LSU quarterback JORDAN JEFFERSON..they were either stolen, give as illegal gifts, or he’s a centipede….

13.  after a week long honeymoon in EUROPE, KIM KARDASHIAN and her new hubby KRIS HUMPHRIES are back in LOS ANGELES…a lot of time was wasted on the honeymoon as KIM tried to figure out exactly what she was taking a vacation from….

14.  on a recent “JERSEY SHORE”, SNOOKI was fired at a pizza parlor for drinking on job…what did they expect when her resume was printed on a bar napkin?

15.  actors MELISSA GILBERT and BRUCE BOXLEITNER are getting a divorce after 16 years of marriage…I’M SHOCKED…i had NO IDEA that they were still ACTORS…

16.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, “Wow, she’s so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?”
     Hoping to gain her attention, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Slogan, “Love to fly and it shows?”
     She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, “Nope, not Delta.”
     A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, “Something special in the air?”
     She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list.
     Next he tried the United slogan, “I would really love to fly your friendly skies?”
     This time the woman savagely turned on him, “What the hell do you want?”
     The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said…. “Ahhh, Southwest.”

HAVE A MOST GLORIOUS TUESDAY MY FRIENDS..

JAY DEAN

 

OH BOY..IT’S MONDAY…

THE PUMPKINS ARE GETTING THE PARTYING OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE HALLOWEEN…(PRETTY CREATIVE)

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1.  happy birthday wishes are going out to “LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS” host ROBIN LEACH, who hits a milestone of 70 today….he always spoke loudly about celebrities, prompting one comedian to say in a loud voice…”I’M ROBIN LEACH…AND WHY AM I YELLING?”  good stuff…

anyway, here’s ROBIN LEACH as we remember him in his younger years…the first one is where he’s living a little “high on the hog” with MISS PIGGY…

here’s ROBIN LEACH today at 70…still hangin’ with the hotties…here he is with PLAYBOY star HOLLY MADISON..

2.  this year is the 25th anniversary of the movie “TOP GUN”, which prompted me to wonder where one of the stars of the movie ended up…..KELLY MCGILLIS played opposite TOM CRUISE in the 1986 hit…

but one of my favorite KELLY MCGILLIS roles, was opposite HARRISON FORD in the AMISH classic “WITNESS.”

but, she is mostly known for “TOP GUN.”

KELLY MCGILLIS is now 54 years old…she came out as a lesbian a couple of years ago, and is a rehab staff member at a rehab center in NEW JERSEY…KELLY showed up recently at a 25th anniversary celebration for “TOP GUN.”  here she is with co-star TOM CRUISE..

3.  i’m so so so excited about this weekend…not only is it a THREE DAY LABOR DAY WEEKEND, it’s also the SOUTH DAKOTA STATE FAIR in HURON…my beautiful bride and i are going to two nights of entertainment this weekend…i”m mostly excited for friday night to see country music legend DON WILLIAMS, and 90’s country star SAMMY KERSHAW…DON WILLIAMS puts on one heck of a show…all he does is sit on a stool and sing, but he is fantastic…do you remember DON WILLIAMS?  here’s his classic “SOME BROKEN HEARTS NEVER MEND.”

http://youtu.be/wSYgk2eNLt4

we are also going down sunday night with a big group of friends to see “CHEAP TRICK” and “THE LITTLE RIVER BAND.” mostly excited to see “LRB”…their show is hit after hit after hit….

4.  well, we had our first fantasy football draft of the year yesterday, and IT WAS A BLAST…this was our “family league” draft…there are ten teams, and i got to pick tenth…but the good thing is that it’s a “snake” league, so i had the tenth and eleventh pick…my first pick was quarterback PHILLIP RIVERS of the SAN DIEGO CHARGERS…not a bad pick, i must say….my nephew MICHAEL’S future bride SAMANTHA, just joined the league and got first top overall pick…BEGINNERS LUCK..HA HA…she took ADRIAN PETERSON of the MINNESOTA VIKINGS…good pick…

5.  speaking of the NFL, many many many different sources are picking my WASHINGTON REDSKINS to get dead last in the NFC EAST, and only win between one and three games…BALONEY…MARK THIS DOWN…my REDSKINS will shock a lot of people this year….we won six games last year…we’ll build on that this year…..stupid critics…..what do they know? 

6.  i was honored to perform a wedding ceremony out at RICHMOND LAKE this past weekend..the wedding was held on the lawn of ANCHORS AWAY, and the reception was held there as well..WHAT A GREAT PLACE TO HOLD A WEDDING…beautiful scenery, nice accomodations, and we had beautiful weather….great start to a new life together for K.C. AND DARAE….

7.  a new study shows that 18 percent of women talk to their dogs more than their spouses….and just like the men, the dogs only pretend to listen…

8.  based on current trends, international health experts predict that 50 percent of all adults in the UNITED STATES will be obese by 2030…the rest will be dead from heart attacks trying to be pallbearers….

9.  a news reporter from WASHINGTON, D.C., was broadcasting seaside this weekend during the hurricane, when a wave hit him and covered him with toxic, sewage tained foam….the guy said it was no big deal, because he’s been covering CONGRESS for years…

10.  a poll in SWEDEN found that doctors are considered to have the “sexiest” profession… sure they are, because with all due respect, it’s tough to have your clients take off their clothes when you’re a vacuum salesman……

11.  one of this weekend’s biggest movies was “MY IDIOT BROTHER” with PAUL RUDD….many people were confused by the title..they assumed it starred EMILO ESTEVEZ and CHARLIE SHEEN…

12.  the MARINE CORPS has asked MARINES based in AFGHANISTAN to stop “passing gas” so as not to offend the AFGHANS…it’s all part of a new policy called “DON’T ASK, DON’T SMELL.”

13.  JOKE OF THE DAY: (a groaner..ha ha)

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
    The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”
    The husband said, ” You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”
    Wife replies, “No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”
    Husband replies, ” I can’t believe that, show me.”
    So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says …… “HEBREWS”

HAVE A WONDERFUL MONDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

OH YEAH, BABY…

YOUR FRIDAY FUNNY…sadly i know guys like this..ha ha

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2.  one of my favorite shows of the 80’s was “NIGHT COURT.”  the cast that they had for the show was PERFECT, and every episode had me rolling on the carpet…LOVED THAT SHOW…so, we’re going to salute “NIGHT COURT” today and find out where the stars are today..

first of all, here’s the cast of the show…

first of all, let’s talk about HARRY ANDERSON, who played “JUDGE HARRY STONE” on the show…HARRY ANDERSON started out as a street magician, in fact, he did some of his tricks on the show…he has appeared in numerous tv shows since “NIGHT COURT” finished, and i remember him mostly from the STEPHEN KING movie “IT”, and for starring in another tv show, “DAVE’S WORLD.”  HARRY ANDERSON is now 58 years old….here he is with one of his many fans…

the very very very beautiful MARKIE POST played the lawyer ‘CHRISTINE SULLIVAN’ on the show….she played a sometime ditzy blonde, and the woman EVERYBODY was after…and rightfully so…MARKIE started out her tv career as “TERI MICHAELS” a bail bondswoman on the tv show “THE FALL GUY”…she then went on to “NIGHT COURT”….she is now a beautiful 60 years old…SHE GETS TWO PICTURES, BECAUSE I’M RUNNING THE SHOW HERE..HA HA

actor JOHN LARROQUETTE played the lawyer “DAN FIELDING”, who was after every single woman that walked his way..ha ha…especially CHRISTINE SULLIVAN…JOHN has appeared in many shows after “NIGHT COURT”, including “THE JOHN LARROQUETTE SHOW”, and “BOSTON LEGAL.”  he also is very popular on the BROADWAY circuit…JOHN LARROQUETTE is now 63 years old…and here he is…

MARSHA WARFIELD played the tough talking “ROZ” on the show….she has appeared in the tv show “EMPTY NEST”, and in movies like ‘MASK”, “D.C. CAB”, AND “CADDYSHACK 2″…MARSHA is now 57 years old…and here she is…

and RICHARD MOLL played the wild and wacky and sometime very simple ‘BULL SHANNON’ on the show…RICHARD is 6 foot 8 and has many times played the deep talking villains….he has made appearances in dozens of tv shows including “THE ROCKFORD FILES, ” “MARRIED WITH CHILDREN” “MORK AND MINDY” and many many more…he was in movies like “THE FLINTSTONES” and others…RICHARD MOLL is now 68 years old…pushing 70..hard to beleive…

3.  we had our “shake testing” day at the ramada yesterday, and we had a nice group of people show up…..i’m serious here when i tell you that the shakes tasted AWESOME…many times they are gritty, and “mediciney” tasting, but these are not…the first one i tried was with almond milk, and frozen fruit in it, and it was great…that’s probably the one i will drink the most….my 90 day challenge starts september first…would love to have you with me…check out my website for more…

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4.  WHAT A GREAT PRE-SEASON FOOTBALL GAME LAST NIGHT…my WASHINGTON REDSKINS played the BALTIMORE RAVENS in pre-season football last night on ESPN…i watched the entire game, for a non regular season game it was really really good…even the commentators said that….my SKINS ended up losing by a couple of points late in the game, but they wouldn’t have lost if the starting guys stayed in the whole game…obviously, they don’t, because the coaches need to evaluate the up and coming players, and decide who to keep on the roster…by the way, i’ll take JOHN BECK over REX GROSSMAN for our starting quarterback…

5.  i am so pissed at the MINNESOTA TWINS right now, that i don’t think i’ll watch another inning all season long…last night they dealt slugger JIM THOME back to the CLEVELAND INDIANS….c’mon…the guy gets a home run milestone with the TWINS a couple of weeks ago, and NOW HE’S GONE?  i hope some of the front office of the TWINS get fired in the offseason….JIM THOME said that he loved the TWINS and wanted to stay there and finish his career….obviously, the front office idiots thought differently….thank you JIM THOME and good luck in the twilight of your career…

 

6.  three new movies coming out today, and i would like to see each one of them…i think…

that’s because i’m a huge huge horror movie fan, but i’m not quite sure what to think about “DON’T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK.”

it looks kind of scary and kind of silly..i’ll see what kind of a mood i’m in…

the one i am definetly going to see is PAUL RUUD in “MY IDIOT BROTHER.”  we all have one in our family…KIDDING TROY AND TREVOR….(oh crap..maybe I’M the idiot brother)

i saw the previews to “COLUMBIANA” and it looks pretty good…

and i still haven’t seen the one that i really really want to see….”THE HELP”…maybe i’ll make that the movie of choice this weekend…

7.  I’M SO EXCITED…my first NFL FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFT IS THIS SUNDAY….i won’t be able to sleep saturday night…

8.  former vice president DICK CHENEY reveals in his new book that he kept a “secret resignation letter” locked in a safe while he was v.p…..he kept it right next to the spare baboon heart that he kept in an ice chest in case he had his 87th heart attack…

9.  the resignation letter of APPLE CEO STEVE JOBS is already outdated….so next week he will release the “I QUIT 2″…

10.  two gun waving robbers dressed up in clown costumes and makeup cleaned out a DENVER jewelry store, only to find out that all they got was fake display jewelry….man, i bet they REALLY feel like clowns now…

11.  police in MESA, ARIZONA, arrested a man who allegedly shoplifted a pet store by shoving a BOA CONSTRICTOR down his pants…he wasn’t shoplifting, he was just happy to see them…

12.  there’s a popular video on YOUTUBE of a guy counting to 100,000…he took a break around 75,000 so the men in the white coats could fit the straight jacket on him…

13.  investor WARREN BUFFETT announced that he would buy FIVE BILLION DOLLARS in stock in BANK OF AMERICA…actually, it will be FIVE BILLION, TWO DOLLARS AND 25 CENTS after the atm fee….

14.  “JERSEY SHORE” star “SNOOKI” has lost 10 pounds…apparently she got a haircut…

15.  a new study finds that in the UNITED STATES, the cadillac escalade is the vehicle most likely to be targeted by thieves…the car least likely to be targeted by thieves, is any car in our parking lot owned by us poor, lowly disc jockeys…

16.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
    “You know love,” she says, “I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled. My boobs are barely above my waist. My butt is hanging down a mile. I’ve got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby.”
     She turns to her husband and says….. “Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself.”
    He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice, “Well…. there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight.”

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY..

JAY DEAN

 

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1.  smart alecks….

 

2.  TODAY’S THE DAY…today is the start of a NEW YOU…..as you may have heard, i am starting a 90 day challenge on september first, so that i can lose up to 30 pounds by the end of november.  TODAY, WE ARE HAVING A FREE SHAKE TESTING PARTY….i have talked to two people who are on this plan, and both of them have said these are the BEST TASTING SHAKES they have ever tried….

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE…EXCEPT EXTRA POUNDAGE…come on out to the ramada poolside today from noon until one, or tonight from 5:30-6:30 and try a free sample of the shakes….no obligation…but if you want to join me on the 90 day challenge, you can get signed up at the party…..

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i sincerely hope to see you today at the ramada….i would be honored if you would join me as we try to get back in shape before the holidays…..

 

3.  we have a couple of milestone birthdays today…game show host MONTY HALL is 90 today…NINETY…can you beleive it?  MONTY HALL, of course, was the charismatic host of “LET’S MAKE A DEAL.”

here’s MONTY HALL in the past couple of years…still looking great as he celebrates birthday number 90………..

 

4.  also, veteran talk show host REGIS PHILBIN is 80 today…that’s another one i cannot believe….REGIS has been around for a long long time…

and he has even recorded a couple of albums…this is how old this one is..notice the name JOEY BISHOP?  man, that takes me back..

here’s OLE REGE today on his 80th birthday…the first one is with his lovely wife, JOY…

 

5.  AN OPEN LETTER TO TENNESSEE TITANS RUNNING BACK CHRIS JOHNSON, WHO IS NOT PLAYING UNTIL HE GETS A NEW CONTRACT….

dear chris,

get your whiney, bitchy butt back to work…you still have TWO YEARS left on your previous contract….what gives you the right to hold out for a new contract, when you have two years left, and you weren’t that great last year?  yes, two years ago, you had a stellar season.  but you cannot rest on the past….get out there and show them what you can do this season…show them that you are the main star on this struggling team…..and then, maybe then, you will be recognized for your talent and rewarded a huge contract….

but as for now….SHUT UP AND GET TO WORK….

sincerely yours,

jay dean, a washington redskins fan, who is ready to watch my team bury you…

6.  this is the sign of the times in our national and world news…last night i was watching one of the major news channels, and they were doing the “hard hitting” news from LIBYA, IRAN, IRAQ, and the big stuff in the UNITED STATES…and right after a major story, they had a story about this…

“PRINCE CHARLES AND CAMILLA HAVE ADOPTED A PUPPY.”

no kidding, they really did…WHO GIVES A CRAP?  does it make it in the AMERICAN NEWS that i grilled chicken breasts last night, or that i got my arm stuck in my steering wheel? (actually i hope that one never makes it.)  i know we need “feel good” stories of human interest…but make them about NORMAL PEOPLE with NORMAL LIVES who are doing EXTRAORDINARY THINGS….unbelievable….

7.  one thing that shocked me on the news last night was this….LIBYAN leader MUAMMAR GADDAFI has been in power since RICHARD NIXON’S FIRST YEAR AS PRESIDENT….wow…that’s a long long time…1969 i beleive it was…it’s time for this creep to go…

8.  CASEY ANTHONY has lost her appeal and has to begin her probation on friday….that doesn’t give NANCY GRACE’S doctor much time to regulate her blood pressure medicine…

9.  the FDA has approved BOTOX to treat leaky bladders….it freezes your face so that when you pee on yourself, nobody will notice….

10.  in NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE, canisters of bull semen fell from a greyhound bus and blocked a freeway entrance ramp….geez..some country music lyrics just write themselves, don’t they….

11.  in CANADA a 12 year old boy helped deliver his baby brother at home….SCARRED FOR LIFE….WOW….i love my mom a lot, but……..

12.  LEVI JOHNSTON announced that he WILL NOT run for mayor of WASILLA, ALASKA, because he’s too busy…yeah….i guess being mayor might interfere with his hectic schedule of AVOIDING ANY ACTUAL JOB…

13.  LADY GAGA will lend her voice to an upcoming episode of “THE SIMPSON’S”,  where she will befriend LISA SIMPSON…that’s a good pairing…one is a walking, talking cartoon..the other is LISA SIMPSON…

14.  JERRY LIEBER, the co-writer of “HOUND DOG”, one of ELVIS’ biggest hits, died this week…so, naturally, MICHELE BACHMANN wished him a happy birthday…

15.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather 
the building materials for his home.

She read. ‘And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow
full of straw and said: ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that
straw to build my house?’

The teacher paused then asked the class: ‘And what do you think
the man said?’

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly…

‘I think the man would have said – ‘I’ll be a son of a b@&$%!! A talking pig!’

The teacher had to leave the room.

HAVE A WONDERFUL THURSDAY..

JAY DEAN