random thoughts for thursday august 25th, 2011

SO, HAVE YOU SIGNED UP AT thriftydakotan.com YET?  IF SO, CONGRATULATIONS…IF NOW, DO SO TODAY….thriftydakotan.com IS YOUR KEY TO PUTTING MONEY BACK INTO YOUR POCKET…IT’S YOUR KEY TO SAVING MONEY AT THE STORES YOU ARE ALREADY GOING TO IN THE ABERDEEN AREA…SO, GET REGISTERED TODAY AND WAIT FOR THE E-MAILS TO ARRIVE…thriftydakotan.com………

1.  smart alecks….

 

2.  TODAY’S THE DAY…today is the start of a NEW YOU…..as you may have heard, i am starting a 90 day challenge on september first, so that i can lose up to 30 pounds by the end of november.  TODAY, WE ARE HAVING A FREE SHAKE TESTING PARTY….i have talked to two people who are on this plan, and both of them have said these are the BEST TASTING SHAKES they have ever tried….

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE…EXCEPT EXTRA POUNDAGE…come on out to the ramada poolside today from noon until one, or tonight from 5:30-6:30 and try a free sample of the shakes….no obligation…but if you want to join me on the 90 day challenge, you can get signed up at the party…..

if you want more information on the 90 day challenge, go to:

aberdeenchallenge.com

or follow this link:

http://jayschallenge.bodybyvi.com/

i sincerely hope to see you today at the ramada….i would be honored if you would join me as we try to get back in shape before the holidays…..

 

3.  we have a couple of milestone birthdays today…game show host MONTY HALL is 90 today…NINETY…can you beleive it?  MONTY HALL, of course, was the charismatic host of “LET’S MAKE A DEAL.”

here’s MONTY HALL in the past couple of years…still looking great as he celebrates birthday number 90………..

 

4.  also, veteran talk show host REGIS PHILBIN is 80 today…that’s another one i cannot believe….REGIS has been around for a long long time…

and he has even recorded a couple of albums…this is how old this one is..notice the name JOEY BISHOP?  man, that takes me back..

here’s OLE REGE today on his 80th birthday…the first one is with his lovely wife, JOY…

 

5.  AN OPEN LETTER TO TENNESSEE TITANS RUNNING BACK CHRIS JOHNSON, WHO IS NOT PLAYING UNTIL HE GETS A NEW CONTRACT….

dear chris,

get your whiney, bitchy butt back to work…you still have TWO YEARS left on your previous contract….what gives you the right to hold out for a new contract, when you have two years left, and you weren’t that great last year?  yes, two years ago, you had a stellar season.  but you cannot rest on the past….get out there and show them what you can do this season…show them that you are the main star on this struggling team…..and then, maybe then, you will be recognized for your talent and rewarded a huge contract….

but as for now….SHUT UP AND GET TO WORK….

sincerely yours,

jay dean, a washington redskins fan, who is ready to watch my team bury you…

6.  this is the sign of the times in our national and world news…last night i was watching one of the major news channels, and they were doing the “hard hitting” news from LIBYA, IRAN, IRAQ, and the big stuff in the UNITED STATES…and right after a major story, they had a story about this…

“PRINCE CHARLES AND CAMILLA HAVE ADOPTED A PUPPY.”

no kidding, they really did…WHO GIVES A CRAP?  does it make it in the AMERICAN NEWS that i grilled chicken breasts last night, or that i got my arm stuck in my steering wheel? (actually i hope that one never makes it.)  i know we need “feel good” stories of human interest…but make them about NORMAL PEOPLE with NORMAL LIVES who are doing EXTRAORDINARY THINGS….unbelievable….

7.  one thing that shocked me on the news last night was this….LIBYAN leader MUAMMAR GADDAFI has been in power since RICHARD NIXON’S FIRST YEAR AS PRESIDENT….wow…that’s a long long time…1969 i beleive it was…it’s time for this creep to go…

8.  CASEY ANTHONY has lost her appeal and has to begin her probation on friday….that doesn’t give NANCY GRACE’S doctor much time to regulate her blood pressure medicine…

9.  the FDA has approved BOTOX to treat leaky bladders….it freezes your face so that when you pee on yourself, nobody will notice….

10.  in NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE, canisters of bull semen fell from a greyhound bus and blocked a freeway entrance ramp….geez..some country music lyrics just write themselves, don’t they….

11.  in CANADA a 12 year old boy helped deliver his baby brother at home….SCARRED FOR LIFE….WOW….i love my mom a lot, but……..

12.  LEVI JOHNSTON announced that he WILL NOT run for mayor of WASILLA, ALASKA, because he’s too busy…yeah….i guess being mayor might interfere with his hectic schedule of AVOIDING ANY ACTUAL JOB…

13.  LADY GAGA will lend her voice to an upcoming episode of “THE SIMPSON’S”,  where she will befriend LISA SIMPSON…that’s a good pairing…one is a walking, talking cartoon..the other is LISA SIMPSON…

14.  JERRY LIEBER, the co-writer of “HOUND DOG”, one of ELVIS’ biggest hits, died this week…so, naturally, MICHELE BACHMANN wished him a happy birthday…

15.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather 
the building materials for his home.

She read. ‘And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow
full of straw and said: ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that
straw to build my house?’

The teacher paused then asked the class: ‘And what do you think
the man said?’

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly…

‘I think the man would have said – ‘I’ll be a son of a b@&$%!! A talking pig!’

The teacher had to leave the room.

HAVE A WONDERFUL THURSDAY..

JAY DEAN

 

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s