random thoughts for FRIDAY august 26th, 2011

OH YEAH, BABY…

YOUR FRIDAY FUNNY…sadly i know guys like this..ha ha

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2.  one of my favorite shows of the 80’s was “NIGHT COURT.”  the cast that they had for the show was PERFECT, and every episode had me rolling on the carpet…LOVED THAT SHOW…so, we’re going to salute “NIGHT COURT” today and find out where the stars are today..

first of all, here’s the cast of the show…

first of all, let’s talk about HARRY ANDERSON, who played “JUDGE HARRY STONE” on the show…HARRY ANDERSON started out as a street magician, in fact, he did some of his tricks on the show…he has appeared in numerous tv shows since “NIGHT COURT” finished, and i remember him mostly from the STEPHEN KING movie “IT”, and for starring in another tv show, “DAVE’S WORLD.”  HARRY ANDERSON is now 58 years old….here he is with one of his many fans…

the very very very beautiful MARKIE POST played the lawyer ‘CHRISTINE SULLIVAN’ on the show….she played a sometime ditzy blonde, and the woman EVERYBODY was after…and rightfully so…MARKIE started out her tv career as “TERI MICHAELS” a bail bondswoman on the tv show “THE FALL GUY”…she then went on to “NIGHT COURT”….she is now a beautiful 60 years old…SHE GETS TWO PICTURES, BECAUSE I’M RUNNING THE SHOW HERE..HA HA

actor JOHN LARROQUETTE played the lawyer “DAN FIELDING”, who was after every single woman that walked his way..ha ha…especially CHRISTINE SULLIVAN…JOHN has appeared in many shows after “NIGHT COURT”, including “THE JOHN LARROQUETTE SHOW”, and “BOSTON LEGAL.”  he also is very popular on the BROADWAY circuit…JOHN LARROQUETTE is now 63 years old…and here he is…

MARSHA WARFIELD played the tough talking “ROZ” on the show….she has appeared in the tv show “EMPTY NEST”, and in movies like ‘MASK”, “D.C. CAB”, AND “CADDYSHACK 2″…MARSHA is now 57 years old…and here she is…

and RICHARD MOLL played the wild and wacky and sometime very simple ‘BULL SHANNON’ on the show…RICHARD is 6 foot 8 and has many times played the deep talking villains….he has made appearances in dozens of tv shows including “THE ROCKFORD FILES, ” “MARRIED WITH CHILDREN” “MORK AND MINDY” and many many more…he was in movies like “THE FLINTSTONES” and others…RICHARD MOLL is now 68 years old…pushing 70..hard to beleive…

3.  we had our “shake testing” day at the ramada yesterday, and we had a nice group of people show up…..i’m serious here when i tell you that the shakes tasted AWESOME…many times they are gritty, and “mediciney” tasting, but these are not…the first one i tried was with almond milk, and frozen fruit in it, and it was great…that’s probably the one i will drink the most….my 90 day challenge starts september first…would love to have you with me…check out my website for more…

aberdeenchallenge.com

 

4.  WHAT A GREAT PRE-SEASON FOOTBALL GAME LAST NIGHT…my WASHINGTON REDSKINS played the BALTIMORE RAVENS in pre-season football last night on ESPN…i watched the entire game, for a non regular season game it was really really good…even the commentators said that….my SKINS ended up losing by a couple of points late in the game, but they wouldn’t have lost if the starting guys stayed in the whole game…obviously, they don’t, because the coaches need to evaluate the up and coming players, and decide who to keep on the roster…by the way, i’ll take JOHN BECK over REX GROSSMAN for our starting quarterback…

5.  i am so pissed at the MINNESOTA TWINS right now, that i don’t think i’ll watch another inning all season long…last night they dealt slugger JIM THOME back to the CLEVELAND INDIANS….c’mon…the guy gets a home run milestone with the TWINS a couple of weeks ago, and NOW HE’S GONE?  i hope some of the front office of the TWINS get fired in the offseason….JIM THOME said that he loved the TWINS and wanted to stay there and finish his career….obviously, the front office idiots thought differently….thank you JIM THOME and good luck in the twilight of your career…

 

6.  three new movies coming out today, and i would like to see each one of them…i think…

that’s because i’m a huge huge horror movie fan, but i’m not quite sure what to think about “DON’T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK.”

it looks kind of scary and kind of silly..i’ll see what kind of a mood i’m in…

the one i am definetly going to see is PAUL RUUD in “MY IDIOT BROTHER.”  we all have one in our family…KIDDING TROY AND TREVOR….(oh crap..maybe I’M the idiot brother)

i saw the previews to “COLUMBIANA” and it looks pretty good…

and i still haven’t seen the one that i really really want to see….”THE HELP”…maybe i’ll make that the movie of choice this weekend…

7.  I’M SO EXCITED…my first NFL FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFT IS THIS SUNDAY….i won’t be able to sleep saturday night…

8.  former vice president DICK CHENEY reveals in his new book that he kept a “secret resignation letter” locked in a safe while he was v.p…..he kept it right next to the spare baboon heart that he kept in an ice chest in case he had his 87th heart attack…

9.  the resignation letter of APPLE CEO STEVE JOBS is already outdated….so next week he will release the “I QUIT 2″…

10.  two gun waving robbers dressed up in clown costumes and makeup cleaned out a DENVER jewelry store, only to find out that all they got was fake display jewelry….man, i bet they REALLY feel like clowns now…

11.  police in MESA, ARIZONA, arrested a man who allegedly shoplifted a pet store by shoving a BOA CONSTRICTOR down his pants…he wasn’t shoplifting, he was just happy to see them…

12.  there’s a popular video on YOUTUBE of a guy counting to 100,000…he took a break around 75,000 so the men in the white coats could fit the straight jacket on him…

13.  investor WARREN BUFFETT announced that he would buy FIVE BILLION DOLLARS in stock in BANK OF AMERICA…actually, it will be FIVE BILLION, TWO DOLLARS AND 25 CENTS after the atm fee….

14.  “JERSEY SHORE” star “SNOOKI” has lost 10 pounds…apparently she got a haircut…

15.  a new study finds that in the UNITED STATES, the cadillac escalade is the vehicle most likely to be targeted by thieves…the car least likely to be targeted by thieves, is any car in our parking lot owned by us poor, lowly disc jockeys…

16.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
    “You know love,” she says, “I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled. My boobs are barely above my waist. My butt is hanging down a mile. I’ve got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby.”
     She turns to her husband and says….. “Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself.”
    He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice, “Well…. there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight.”

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY..

JAY DEAN

 

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