random thoughts for monday august 29th, 2011

OH BOY..IT’S MONDAY…

THE PUMPKINS ARE GETTING THE PARTYING OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE HALLOWEEN…(PRETTY CREATIVE)

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1.  happy birthday wishes are going out to “LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS” host ROBIN LEACH, who hits a milestone of 70 today….he always spoke loudly about celebrities, prompting one comedian to say in a loud voice…”I’M ROBIN LEACH…AND WHY AM I YELLING?”  good stuff…

anyway, here’s ROBIN LEACH as we remember him in his younger years…the first one is where he’s living a little “high on the hog” with MISS PIGGY…

here’s ROBIN LEACH today at 70…still hangin’ with the hotties…here he is with PLAYBOY star HOLLY MADISON..

2.  this year is the 25th anniversary of the movie “TOP GUN”, which prompted me to wonder where one of the stars of the movie ended up…..KELLY MCGILLIS played opposite TOM CRUISE in the 1986 hit…

but one of my favorite KELLY MCGILLIS roles, was opposite HARRISON FORD in the AMISH classic “WITNESS.”

but, she is mostly known for “TOP GUN.”

KELLY MCGILLIS is now 54 years old…she came out as a lesbian a couple of years ago, and is a rehab staff member at a rehab center in NEW JERSEY…KELLY showed up recently at a 25th anniversary celebration for “TOP GUN.”  here she is with co-star TOM CRUISE..

3.  i’m so so so excited about this weekend…not only is it a THREE DAY LABOR DAY WEEKEND, it’s also the SOUTH DAKOTA STATE FAIR in HURON…my beautiful bride and i are going to two nights of entertainment this weekend…i”m mostly excited for friday night to see country music legend DON WILLIAMS, and 90’s country star SAMMY KERSHAW…DON WILLIAMS puts on one heck of a show…all he does is sit on a stool and sing, but he is fantastic…do you remember DON WILLIAMS?  here’s his classic “SOME BROKEN HEARTS NEVER MEND.”

http://youtu.be/wSYgk2eNLt4

we are also going down sunday night with a big group of friends to see “CHEAP TRICK” and “THE LITTLE RIVER BAND.” mostly excited to see “LRB”…their show is hit after hit after hit….

4.  well, we had our first fantasy football draft of the year yesterday, and IT WAS A BLAST…this was our “family league” draft…there are ten teams, and i got to pick tenth…but the good thing is that it’s a “snake” league, so i had the tenth and eleventh pick…my first pick was quarterback PHILLIP RIVERS of the SAN DIEGO CHARGERS…not a bad pick, i must say….my nephew MICHAEL’S future bride SAMANTHA, just joined the league and got first top overall pick…BEGINNERS LUCK..HA HA…she took ADRIAN PETERSON of the MINNESOTA VIKINGS…good pick…

5.  speaking of the NFL, many many many different sources are picking my WASHINGTON REDSKINS to get dead last in the NFC EAST, and only win between one and three games…BALONEY…MARK THIS DOWN…my REDSKINS will shock a lot of people this year….we won six games last year…we’ll build on that this year…..stupid critics…..what do they know? 

6.  i was honored to perform a wedding ceremony out at RICHMOND LAKE this past weekend..the wedding was held on the lawn of ANCHORS AWAY, and the reception was held there as well..WHAT A GREAT PLACE TO HOLD A WEDDING…beautiful scenery, nice accomodations, and we had beautiful weather….great start to a new life together for K.C. AND DARAE….

7.  a new study shows that 18 percent of women talk to their dogs more than their spouses….and just like the men, the dogs only pretend to listen…

8.  based on current trends, international health experts predict that 50 percent of all adults in the UNITED STATES will be obese by 2030…the rest will be dead from heart attacks trying to be pallbearers….

9.  a news reporter from WASHINGTON, D.C., was broadcasting seaside this weekend during the hurricane, when a wave hit him and covered him with toxic, sewage tained foam….the guy said it was no big deal, because he’s been covering CONGRESS for years…

10.  a poll in SWEDEN found that doctors are considered to have the “sexiest” profession… sure they are, because with all due respect, it’s tough to have your clients take off their clothes when you’re a vacuum salesman……

11.  one of this weekend’s biggest movies was “MY IDIOT BROTHER” with PAUL RUDD….many people were confused by the title..they assumed it starred EMILO ESTEVEZ and CHARLIE SHEEN…

12.  the MARINE CORPS has asked MARINES based in AFGHANISTAN to stop “passing gas” so as not to offend the AFGHANS…it’s all part of a new policy called “DON’T ASK, DON’T SMELL.”

13.  JOKE OF THE DAY: (a groaner..ha ha)

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
    The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”
    The husband said, ” You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”
    Wife replies, “No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”
    Husband replies, ” I can’t believe that, show me.”
    So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says …… “HEBREWS”

HAVE A WONDERFUL MONDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

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